I didn't have much to work with here…
MCoME #8
Somewhere in the area of Adabat, in an unknown location…
Egg Pawn #37 and ED-M1999 stood in the corridor outside the meeting room; they had just finished their discussion.
"So are you sure about this?" ED-MF1999 asked.
Egg Pawn responded with a nod.
ED-MF1999 sighed. "I hope you know what you're doing..."
Shortly afterwards, the two of them entered the meeting room and took their seats. Everyone was there but Metared, as usual. The room was quiet as Egg Pawn and ED-MF1999 sat down, then Mecha Sonic spoke moments later. "So hey, I'm gonna go check out that nightclub again tonight, Metal Sonic, you coming?"
Metal Sonic shrugged. "I haven't got anything better to do today."
"Count me in." Metal Knuckles said.
"I'll come too." ED-MF1999 added. "It was quite stylish and colourful."
"Don't forget about me, fellow associates." Tails Doll said.
Mecha Sonic shook his head. "Uh, sorry Tails Doll but I'm gonna have to disagree on this one. You can't come with us." The others agreed with him.
"And why the hell not?"
"Well remember last time?"
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Metal Sonic, Mecha Sonic, Tails Doll, Metal Knuckles, Eggrobo, Egg Pawn and ED-MF1999 were standing in a line outside a nightclub and were approaching the front of the queue. The others showed their ID's at the door and went on in while the bouncer held Tails Doll back. "I'm gonna need to see some identification."
"The sunshine will suffice!" Tails Doll said as the red dot on his head glowed.
The others were inside the club when they heard a scream but carried on with what they were doing. Metal Sonic and Mecha Sonic leaned against a wall, drinking Chaos Soda which had changed its name to Chaos Cola for no apparent reason. Metal Knuckles was having an arm wrestling match with another robot and was currently winning. ED-MF1999 was doing the robot while Egg Pawn was watching as ED-MF1999 said, "Look Egg Pawn, I'm doing the robot! Funny, huh?"
Egg Pawn shrugged then noticed Eggrobo loading his pistol. Without the second notice, Egg Pawn grabbed a table and tossed it at Eggrobo who had finished loading his pistol and managed to dodge it by a few inches before turning to Egg Pawn. "What the hell, man! What was that about?!?"
Egg Pawn pointed at Eggrobo. *Beep beep beep beep, beep beep, beep beep beep*
"I wish you talked in a language that didn't suck."
Egg Pawn responded to his reply by chucking another table which Eggrobo slid under and started firing at Egg Pawn who jumped behind another table before taking out his gun and firing back. Meanwhile half the other robots within the nightclub were panicking due to the shootout going on and Tails Doll's treatment of the staff as he entered the building.
As Tails Doll hovered towards the others, one bouncer placed a hand on his shoulder. "Hey, we don't like your kind around here."
"My kind? Your kind doesn't deserve the right of being killed by me, because then I'd be acknowledging your existence." with a kick he sent the bouncer flying through a wall.
Mecha Sonic and Metal Sonic were still leaning against a wall while all this commotion went on. "Great night, huh?" Mecha Sonic said before taking a sip.
"You said it." Metal Sonic replied as he also took a sip.
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As Mecha Sonic nodded, Tails Doll shook his head. "In case your weak sense of memory isn't functioning well, Egg Pawn and Eggrobo caused the problem."
"Yeah but you're weird."
"Your reasoning saddens me."
Just then, Metared entered the room with the camera focusing on him from a low angle as he said, "Gentlemen!" He walked over to the table and sat down then took out a clipboard. "Great, you're all here."
"Yes, we always are." Metal Sonic said. "Now let's get this thing on the road."
"Of course." Metared cleared his throat. "Now, welcome to the eighth annual Metallic Council of Maniacal Evil week meetings...of doom! You already know me as Metared, and we're here for one reason, to take down Sonic the Hedgehog and confine him to an eternity of watching cliché soap opera's!
"Hey, that's my line!" Tails Doll glared at him.
"Sorry, it was the first thing which came to mind. Now for the robot roll call! Metal Sonic!"
Metal Sonic who was sitting to the right of him, raised his hand and said, "I personally want Tails Doll to come to the nightclub with us."
"Mecha Sonic from Sonic and Knuckles!"
"Even if I'm here, I personally don't." He replied as he sat in the chair to Metared's left.
"Tails Doll!"
Tails Doll who sat right next to Metal Sonic, raised his hand and the red dot on his antenna flashed. "I agree with the sadist."
"Metal Knuckles!"
Metal Knuckles sat next to Tails Doll and held up a fist as he yelled, "The more the merrier, I always say."
"Eggrobo!"
Eggrobo sat on the last seat in Metal Sonic's row next to Metal Knuckles; he raised his gun and fired in midair. "You never say that, Metal Knuckles."
"Egg Pawn #37 from Sonic Heroes!"
The Egg Pawn sat next to Mecha Sonic and made a few beeping noises before shrugging.
"Egg Fighter, also known as ED-MF1999 from Sonic Unleashed."
"I don't think it was his fault, and I welcome his company."
"And today's special guest is…a dark chao from Sonic Adventure 2, who'll go by the name of Darky."
Mecha Sonic glanced at the chao, and then turned to Metared. "We're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel now."
"Darky? More like Dorky." Metal Knuckles said before getting a melon thrown at him. "Why you! Don't make me punch you!"
"Save the punching for afterwards, Metal Knuckles." Metared replied. "Let's start this meeting before it finishes…by the way, what on earth were you guys talking about involving Tails Doll?"
"The extra spiky headed Sonic robot believes that inviting me to a nightclub will be a bad idea, based on what happened last time when a whole bunch of havoc was caused, even though Egg Pawn and Eggrobo were the ones who caused it." The dot on Tails Doll's head glowed.
"They still never finished that." Metal Knuckles added.
Metared stroked his chin. "I see…and may I ask why I wasn't invited?"
ED-MF1999 raised his hand. "It may have something to do with you not necessarily being a part of our group."
"That's no excuse."
"Yeah but I th-"
"Shut up, ED-MF1999."
"Oh, okay…"
Darky sat up. "Chao chao chao, chao chao chao chao, chao; chao chao chao. Chao chao chao chao, chao chao chao." After several moments of silence, he took out a sign which read, "Even though I don't know, or give a damn about you guys, I think he should be allowed to come; just think about it. How would you feel if your friends went somewhere and wouldn't allow you to go with them?"
"The little chao makes a good point." Tails Doll commented.
I wonder if we'll even get an idea during this meeting…" Metared thought to himself.
Egg Pawn took his standard orange gun out but before he could raise it ED-MF1999 stopped him from doing so. "Hey, are you sure you wanna be doing this?" ED-MF1999 asked quietly.
Egg Pawn nodded, which got the attention of Eggrobo. "I think we should finish our business, and I'll finish it right here." He raised his pistol and fired at Egg Pawn. ED-MF1999 saw the attack coming and threw himself in the path of the oncoming shot, shocking most people in the room.
ED-MF1999 lay on the ground, covering the right side of his chest where he was shot as Egg Pawn rushed over to him. *Beep beep, beep beep!*
ED-MF1999 uttered the words, "Kick his ass, man." before his body went limp.
Egg Pawn stood up and turned to Eggrobo before firing a single shot, which grazed Eggrobo's arm. Egg Pawn slid under Eggrobo's second shot before jumping across the table at him while taking out a second gun. Eggrobo slid back in his chair as he pulled out a second gun, did a backwards somersault and used his chair as a shield to block the gunfire. As Egg Pawn landed, Eggrobo whacked him his across the face with one gun, followed by Egg Pawn uppercuting Eggrobo with his.
Eggrobo fired another shot which Egg Pawn dodged as he ducked to the right before also firing a shot. Eggrobo dodged it by an inch as he bent back before spinning round completely and firing both guns at Egg Pawn while he did the same, sending them both flying back several feet.
They reloaded their guns and charged at each other once more, gracefully dodging each of their bullets and trying to detect their opponent's movements to catch them out. A whole minute had passed by since their battle had begun; Eggrobo's right arm had been blasted off, he had dozens of dents all over his body and a few sparks were present.
Egg Pawn's left arm had been blasted off, he also had dozens of dents all over his body, and he'd been shot in his right eye. The two of them had paused for quite a while. Meanwhile, Darky turned to the others and took out a sign which said, "Hey, why don't those two just kill Sonic."
"That's not such a bad idea." Metal Sonic said.
"Yes, I agree, let's do it." Metared added.
After overhearing the idea, Eggrobo and Egg Pawn regained their balance, and shook hands a moment later.
"This was a good meeting." Mecha Sonic said as he watched Eggrobo and Egg Pawn. "Tails Doll, after a change of heart I've decided that it's unfair for you not to come."
"Glad you could see things my way." Tails Doll nodded. "The next time I shall grind your bones to make sausages."
"I'm up for that." Metal Knuckles added.
"Indeed, it was a good meeting." Metared nodded. "A little unexpected but still good."
Darky then held up a sign saying, "Hey, is ED-MF1999 alright?"
"Who cares?" Metal Sonic, Mecha Sonic and Metared said in unison. And so ended another meeting which didn't really make much sense at all…
