in theory i rock simply because my previous chapter was entitled booty calls. i had no brain power to make up something witty or write a song or even look one up.i am not sure what to call this one, but i do have to say this..
... I love my Flicky & my Cessy. besos girls. besos.
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"I have a question. When did Dr. Burke and Dr. Torres move in with you?" Derek asked Addison on one of their very few nights in.
Addison shrugged and leaned over Derek to pick up a container of teriyaki chicken.
"I'm not sure. Preston was supposed to stay a week till his apartment building was done being fumigated, then I think something burst during fumigation.. Then one morning, he started moving stuff into his room. I never cared to ask. My running partner is now down the hall and I never have to cook again. Can you hand me the fork? I'm not messing with the chopsticks tonight."
"And Dr. Torres?"
"Callie is my pseudo lesbian life partner. It's love. True love."
"And what am I?"
"Well, I already have a booty call and a life partner.. So.. I say cabaña boy. Yes, you are my cabaña boy. "
Derek chuckled and pressed a kiss to Addison's temple.
"I think I could live with that."
"Good, because that is the only position that is open."
"Hrm, I could think of a few other positions that I'd like to apply for.."
"Derek!" Addison gasped, as Derek lunged at her, playfully nipping at her neck.
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"You know I find it kind of odd for her to be all school girl. Its so not Addison Montgomery," Callie commented as she and Burke stood in the doorway of the kitchen watching their friend laugh with her boyfriend.
"You're telling me," Burke replied. The two stepped away from the living room.
"So, Preston. Are you getting any?" Callie asked casually.
Burke laughed.
"Since when have you been sex crazed?"
"Since our roommate become a high school senior. Now, tell me Dr Burke, what is your relationship with Dr. Cristina Yang…"
Burke did not answer. He simply placed a muffin in front of Callie.
"Eat your muffin."
aa
"Muffin?" Callie offered to Cristina the next morning. Cristina was startled by the sudden presence of Dr. Torres.
"Excuse me?" Cristina responded.
Callie took this as her que to sit across from the confused intern.
"Hi, I am Dr. Torres. "
"And what does that mean to me?"
"We're going to be friends."
"Why would I be friends with you?"
"Because you are sleeping with my Burke."
"Oh god."
aa
"Dr. Torres knows about me and Dr. Burke," Cristina whispered to Izzie as they stood over an unconscious patient.
"So."
"So? This is not good."
"She's nice."
"Who? Dr. Torres? She's a little too nice. Her and Dr. Montgomery are all buddy -buddy. Its weird."
"How is it weird?"
"They live with Dr. Burke!"
"Correction, Dr. Burke lives with them."
"Whatever."
"Why are you making such a big deal about this?"
Cristina simply responded by throwing her hands in the air and stomping from the room.
Izzie looked down at the patient in front of her.
"Somebody woke up on the wrong side of Burke's bed today."
aa
"I've been in a bed and I have given birth. My son is healthy, happy, and in love with his grandmother. Now, where are my interns?" Dr. Miranda Bailey announced as she stepped into the chiefs office.
The Chief, Drs. Montgomery, Burke, and Shepherd each looked up.
"Miranda!" Addison exclaimed. She rose to her feet removing her glasses.
"Nuh-uh. None of that. You saw me yesterday," Miranda responded. "Now, someone get me my suck ups. I have MONTHS of work to do. I know you, Montgomery. You're soft… And just WHAT are you laughing at hair boy?"
The Nazi was back.
