The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!
Episode 8a: Fred
Team Fazbear was playing Rabbit Jump Players Pack. In this Rabbit Jump, the levels are made by fans.
"Okay, Foxy, stay right there and hit that switch!" Bonnie yelled.
"On it." Foxy said. He hit the switch which opened the trap door. The trap door caught the fox.
"Bingo!" Chica yelled. She was now able to get across to the other side.
Foxy hit the swtich again and let Freddy move across. Bonnie came over.
"Level Complete!" The Game said. "Level 97!"
"This level is by, 'GodofWar537'." Bonnie announced.
*DING DONG!*
"Who is it!" Freddy called out.
Nobody said anything.
[Audience Laughs]
"Who is it!" Freddy yelled.
Nothing.
[Audience Laughs]
"WHO IS IT!"
Nothing.
[Audience Laughs]
"WHOOOOOOOISSSSSSSSS ITTTTTTTTT!" Freddy yelled.
*DING DONG!*
"GRAAAAA!" Freddy pulled his hair.
[Audience Laughs]
"Just open the dang door." Chica yelled.
"He can't open it because he's too week." Bonnie said. "But the hot and strong one can!"
[Audience Laughs]
Foxy rolled his eyes. Freddy opened the door. He gasped.
"Fred!" Freddy yelled.
"Sup." Fred said.
"Fred, who's he?" Foxy asked.
"He's my big brother!" Freddy yelled. "He came here because he got kicked out of his hotel, so he needs a place to live. There's enough room so he can sleep in the basement."
[Audience Laughs]
"Bonnie, meet Fred."
"Hey!" Bonnie said.
Fred said NOTHING. Fred had a bad attitude.
"You like veggies?" Bonnie asked.
Fred didn't speak.
"Okay..." Bonnie stepped back.
[Audience Laughs]
"Sup Bro." Foxy said.
Fred stood there.
"High five." Foxy said.
Fred didn't speak.
"Brofist?"
Fred still didn't speak. Foxy stepped back. Chica came at Fred.
"Hi!" She yelled.
He did not say anything. Chica looked at Fred closely.
"He's...cute." She said to herself. She had a crush on him. She stared into his eyes.
"Please go." Fred said.
"Sorry." Chica yelled.
[Audience Laughs]
"Anyway, Fred, make yourself at home.." Freddy said.
Fred stood there.
"Sit Down." Freddy said.
"I'll stand." He said.
[Audience Laughs]
"Okay..."
"Wanna play Rabbit Jump?" Bonnie asked.
"What is Rabbit Jump?"
"Oh it's fun!" Bonnie yelled.
"I'm just going to STAND here." Fred said.
[Audience Laughs]
"Why?" Foxy asked.
Fred didn't say anything.
"How about some Football?" Foxy grabbed a Football.
They went in the backyard. Foxy and Chica were on one side, and Freddy, Fred, and Bonnie were on the other. Foxy threw the Football. Bonnie caught it and threw it back. Chica caught it and threw it to Freddy. Freddy caught it and threw it to Foxy. Foxy tossed it at Fred and he caught it.
"Okay, throw it back!" Foxy yelled.
Fred's hands were too big and it squished the Football.
*POP!*
The Football popped.
"Heh." Freddy said. Maybe Football isn't your type.
[Audience Laughs]
They went back inside. The alarm rang.
"Uh oh, PURPLE GUY is printing FAKE money!" Freddy said.
[Audience Laughs]
"He always does that." Foxy said.
"Let's go." Chica said.
"Fred, come on, let's go." Bonnie said.
"Ugh." Fred Grunted.
MEANWHILE...
"YES!" Purple Guy yelled. "I'M RICH, I'M RICH!"
"You know this is illegal, right?" Rolinda said.
[Audience Laughs]
"Oh." Purple Guy said. "Just don't tell anyone."
"Kay." She said. "Fetch me a banana yogurt, please."
"VERDE!" Purple Guy yelled.
"IT'S FREAKING ROJO!" Red Guy yelled. He smacked the yogurt on the table.
[Audience Laughs]
"Napkin." Rolinda said.
"GET HER A NAPKIN."
"GRRRR..." Red Guy said. He got the napkin, smacked it on the table where Rolinda was, and left. (NOTE: THIS IS ACTUALLY A COPY OF THE TEXT BEFORE! LOL!)
*CRASH!*
Team Fazbear came.
"Oh no, it's Team Fazbear." Purple Guy said.
Rolinda ate the yogurt.
"YOU AGAIN!" Freddy said.
[Audience Laughs]
"Sup." Rolinda said.
"AZUL, Y VERDE!" Purple Guy called.
"IT'S ROJO!" Red Guy exclaimed.
"We're going to beat you up soo good, right Fred?" Freddy said.
"Right." Fred said.
"You can't scare me!" Purple Guy said. "I got Rolinda!"
"I'm eating sooo..." Rolinda said.
"Good point."
[Audience Laughs]
*WHAM!*
Freddy kicked down Purple Guy.
"Don't touch him!" Rolinda smacked Freddy and he fell.
Bonnie jumped on Rolinda and she fell.
*THUD!*
"Get off!" Rolinda jumped up and threw Bonnie.
Chica went to Rolinda and grabbed her. Chica spit on her.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Rolinda yelled. "MY HAIR, I WASHED IT 10 MINUTES AGO!"
[Audience Laughs]
"I'm sorry!" Chica yelled.
Rolinda smacked Chica and she fell. Rolinda went to the bathroom to wash off.
"FOOL!" Purple Guy said. "You shouldn't have done that!"
Blue Guy had a chainsaw.
*RRRR!*
He chased Foxy with the chainsaw.
"SPIDER!" Foxy yelled and pointed somewhere.
"Where!" Blue Guy jumped up and dropped the Chainsaw. Foxy took it.
[Audience Laughs]
"Where is the spider!" Blue Guy yelled.
"There!" Foxy pointed down.
Blue Guy looked down and Purple Guy smacked his Chin up.
[Audience Laughs]
"HA HA HA HA!" Foxy laughed.
Blue Guy cried and went in the closet. Foxy had the chainsaw.
*RRRR!*
"Put it down!" Chica said as she and Team Fazbear got up and dusted themselves.
"No." Foxy said. "I love it."
"What, where's Fred?" Freddy yelled.
"FRED!" Bonnie yelled.
"HEY!" Chica yelled.
"Oh there he is!" Foxy said. He was next to Purple Guy.
"Look, leave me alone." Purple Guy said.
"This is for my friends." Fred said. He punched Purple Guy.
Purple Guy FLEW to the other side of the room.
[Audience Laughs]
*SMACK!*
"Shoot, man you're THAT strong?" Freddy yelled.
Red Guy came to Fred.
"I'm not scared of you."
Foxy threw the Chainsaw at Red Guy.
*RRRR!*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Red Guy yelled as he chainsaw hurt him badly that you didn't want to see.
[Audience Laughs]
"Good Job, Team!" Freddy gave them all high fives.
"Yay." Fred said.
"They all went back home." The Narrator said.
"I still have the Chainsaw!" Foxy turned it on.
*RRRR!*
Freddy took it, turned it off, and threw it out the window.
*CRASH!*
"At least open the window before you throw it!" Bonnie said making a smoothie.
[Audience Laughs]
"Hey Fred!" Chica called.
"What." Fred yelled in anger.
Chica wanted to tell Fred that she liked him.
"Uhh."
Fred stood there.
"Uhh..."
Fred was ready to walk away.
"Can I have a hug?" Chica asked.
Fred didn't speak.
Chica hugged him.
"OFF." Fred yelled.
"Just a few more seconds." Chica leaned on his chest.
"ONE." Fred yelled.
[Audience Laughs]
Chica got off. "HEH HEH." She laughed.
The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!
Episode 8b: Chica's Tablet
Freddy, Bonnie, Foxy were in the hideout, doing nothing.
"So boring." Bonnie said.
"Yeah." Foxy said.
Chica burst in.
"Guess what guys!" Chica yelled.
"You finally got a boyfriend?" Foxy asked.
[Audience Laughs]
"No.
"You got a new hairstyle?" Freddy asked.
[Audience Laughs]
"Do you see one?"
"Umm...You got stupider?" Bonnie asked.
[Audience Laughs]
"Ugh, look." Chica said. "I got THIS!" Chica showed them a rectangular box.
"WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOWWWWWW!" They all yelled.
"What is it?" Foxy asked.
[Audience Laughs]
"Ugh, it's the BRAND NEW Super Deluxe Tablet 6!" Chica yelled.
"Wow." Foxy said.
"Anyway, this tablet is super expensive, about $900.00, so I want to all to treat it like it's yours." Chica said.
"Why do you want us to?" Foxy asked.
"Yeah, Where are you going?" Freddy asked.
"To a party." Chica said.
"Can we come?" Bonnie asked.
"No, because you have to be INVITED...ONLY." Chica yelled. "It's some thing that my mom is throwing."
"Okay." Foxy said.
"And DO NOT EVER TOUCH MY TABLET!" Chica yelled. She closed the door behind her.
[Audience Laughs]
*SILENCE* (For 5 seconds)
"IT'S TIME FOR A..." Freddy yelled.
"GUYS NIGHT!" They all yelled.
[Audience Laughs]
They all left and went to the store. They came back with BUTTLOADS of Chips, Dip, Popcorn, candy, hot dogs, hamburgers, Pizza and GALLONS AND GALLONS of Fruit Punch. They also went to the Movie Rental store and rented 6 movies. They ran back home, sat on the couch, inserted the DVD and pressed play.
[Audience Laughs]
"Wait." Bonnie said.
"What?"
"We should ask FRED if we wants to join us too." Bonnie continued.
"Fine." Foxy said.
Bonnie went in the basement. Fred was there, doing NOTHING. LITERALLY, NOTHING.
[Audience Laughs]
"What." Fred said as soon as he realized Bonnie was coming.
"Wanna have a guys night?"
"What?"
"Ugh." Bonnie grunted. "Its when just all of the boys just hang out and have fun.
"No." Fred said. "I'm in the middle of doing nothing."
"What?"
"LEAVE." Fred yelled.
"Wait!"
"ONE."
[Audience Laughs]
Bonnie left. He went back and sat down. They put their feet up on the table.
"AAAAAH." They said.
4 HOURS LATER...
Freddy, Bonnie, and Foxy were all FAT. The chips, candy, popcorn, burgers, hotdogs, juice and pizza were all finished. And all the movies was watched. Freddy patted his stomach.
"AAAAAH." Freddy yelled. "Best Guys Night ever."
"It's still 9:00." Bonnie looked at the clock. "What do you guys want to do now?"
"I dunno." Freddy said.
"Wait." Foxy said. He pointed the small table where Chica's tablet was resting on. Foxy raised his eyebrows.
"HE HE." Freddy and Bonnie laughed and rubbed their hands together.
[Audience Laughs]
They went to Chica's tablet. They pressed the power button on the side of the tablet.
"Welcome, Chica." The Tablet said. The screen was white and it had a text that said: 'Welcome, Chica'. It also had a picture of Chica on the top.
"HEH." Bonnie laughed.
The tablet was on, and it had a text that said: 'Swipe to Unlock'. Freddy swiped it, but it had a text that said: 'Type Password'.
"DARN!" Foxy yelled.
"She has a password!" Bonnie said.
"Easy, all we have to do is guess the password a bunch of times, and then we got it!" Freddy yelled.
"No." Bonnie said.
"WHY?"
"If you do that, it will lock it FOREVER." Bonnie yelled. "And if Chica finds that out, she will blame us."
"And, it WILL take a picture of you every time you get it wrong." Foxy said.
"Dang."
"Wait." Foxy said. "I have an idea what the Password is."
"What?"
Foxy leaned the tablet to the side so Freddy and Bonnie wouldn't see. Then he typed the Password and the Tablet was unlocked.
[Audience Laughs]
"WHOA!" Bonnie yelled.
"YUP." Foxy said.
"What was the password?" Freddy asked.
"Like I'll never tell." Foxy said.
"PLEASE!" Freddy and Bonnie got on their knees.
[Audience Laughs]
"Fine." Foxy whispered the password in Freddy's ear.
"HA HA HA!" Freddy yelled. "That's the password! HA HA!"
Freddy whispered it in Bonnie's ear.
"HA HA, REALLY?" Bonnie yelled. "Oh my gosh! HA HA!"
Foxy explored the Tablet. He tapped on Browser. The Browser was FAST.
"WHOA!" Foxy said.
Foxy typed went on Google and it immediately went to the Google website, in a SECOND.
"Holy Moley!" Foxy yelled. "This is the fastest tablet I have ever used!"
"Gimme." Freddy yelled. He grabbed the Tablet from Foxy.
[Audience Laughs]
"HEY!"
Freddy went to the Battle Adventurers website. It was FAST.
"Oh my gosh." Freddy said.
"GIMME." Bonnie yelled. Bonnie went on Games 4 Free Games. Weebly .com(That's my site). The tablet went on it fast as well.
Bonnie went on one of the Flash Games.
"Insert Keyboard." The Tablet said. Bonnie grabbed the Keyboard and attached it to the Tablet.
"WHOA!" Freddy and Foxy said.
"IT'S LIKE A COMPUTER!" Bonnie yelled.
"My turn." Foxy grabbed the Tablet.
"No, MY TURN!" Freddy said.
"Give it!" Bonnie yelled.
They all fought for the tablet. Bonnie slipped on the carpet and he fell. That caused Freddy and Foxy to fall, TOO.
"AAH!" They yelled. The tablet fell on the carpet and it bounced around on the carpet. The tablet's case was made of RUBBER, so it bounced. Then, the tablet landed on the carpet, near the basement entrance.
"PHEW!" They yelled.
But then, Fred came OUT of the basement, and stepped on the tablet. Fred was so big that it BROKE.
*CRUNCH!*
The tablet broke.
[Audience Gasps]
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" They yelled.
"What?" Fred said.
MEANWHILE...
Chica was still at the party.
"It's getting late." Chica said. "I might go HOME."
"HA HA!" Chica's mom laughed. She was around a bunch of men, and she drank wine with them.
"Mom." Chica said.
"Hush now." Chica's mom pushed Chica away.
[Audience Laughs]
"Come with us." One of the men said.
"Okay." Chica's mom said.
"In the closet." The man said.
"Yeah." The other man said.
Chica was there with NOTHING to do.
"I wish I brought my tablet." Chica said. "I hope the boys aren't MESSING AROUND WITH IT."
"Oh!" Chica's mom said in the closet loudly. "That's unexpecting! Oh..."
[Audience Gasps]
Everyone in the party heard that.
"My mom is so embarrassing." Chica said.
MEANWHILE...
"I got the tablet!" Freddy yelled.
"I got the glue!" Bonnie yelled.
"I got the glass!" Foxy yelled.
They mushed it together.
"Now let's see." Freddy turned it on.
"Welcome, Chica." The Tablet said. The screen flashed Green, White, and Red.
"Umm..."
Freddy pressed the power button again. He pushed it again. He pushed it again. He pushed it again.
"WORK!" Freddy said. Just then, the tablet shined.
"Whoa!" They all fell down. The tablet got bigger and bigger and became some Mega-Tablet thing.
[Audience Laughs]
"HA HA HA!" The Tablet said.
"What is this?" Bonnie yelled.
"I am Chica's tablet." He said. "And you irresponsible fools have messed me up!"
"We're really sorry!" Foxy said. "I swear!'
"SILENCE." He said. "Now, you must DIE."
"Wait, is their some way we can fix this?" Freddy asked.
"Sure." He yelled. "You and I must BATTLE."
"Fine." Freddy yelled. "Let's battle."
"THE BATTLE BEGINS NOW." Tablet said. "If you win, the tablet will be fixed. If you lose, YOU DIE."
"BET." Foxy said.
The tablet crushed Freddy, Bonnie and Foxy.
"Too easy."
[Audience Laughs]
Chica was AT the hideout.
"Uh oh!" Foxy said.
Chica unlocked the door.
"Tablet!" Chica yelled. "What are you doing to my friends?"
"They are buffoons, so I am going to Destroy them."
"Why?"
"Well because-"
"I don't wanna hear it." Chica yelled. "Leave my friends."
The tablet put them down, and turned back to normal.
"Good." Chica said. "Are you guys alright?"
"What happened?"
"I knew this tablet was dangerous." Chica said. "It turns out if the user leaves it alone, it will go nuts! A woman in the store told my that, but I didn't listen."
"So that means the tablet didn't turn into a robot because we broke it?" Foxy asked.
"WHAT." Chica yelled.
[Audience Gasps]
"FOXY!" Freddy and Bonnie yelled.
"Each of you owe me $300." Chica yelled. "I'm gunna shower."
"Wanna have a-"
"GUYS NIGHT!" They all yelled.
[Audience Laughs]
HAPPY NEW YEAR! This Episode came on New Years day. My resolution is to finish this story. Just kidding! HE HE HE! New Episodes FRIDAYS! (Freddy Fridays)
