Hey it's ya boi Ianpb and today were gonna continue where we left out. So grab your popcorn,sit back,relax,and enjoy the fanfic.
Meanwhile, the gang started off to WTC (The World Trade Center which was still burning until now and never falls).
Sans: Welcome to World Trade Center!
Tohru: Wow! There's so many things being sold.
Sans: But Walmart is still better than this place.
Tohru: What's Walmart?
Sans: We're going there later but right now...let's...go...THRIFT SHOPPING!
Everybody bought some stuff right there while a music from Macklemore is playing as the background music.
A few shopping later
Tohru: Wew! That shopping spree was fun.
Kobayashi: I know. I even bought this pills to relieve my back pain
Fafnir: Hm. They even sell high quality games like GTA V which they say it's based on violence.
Lucoa: Aah finally! Got some clothes from a product called "Gucci"
Sans: It's nice you came along. Welp, next stop, me brother's restaurant
Now they've headed to the heart of the country, Papyrus' Spaghettiria.
Sans: So...what do ya wanna order mate?
Kobayashi: Um...(so many pastas here)...I'll take 2 ordinary spaghetti with drinks. 1 for me and 1 for Tohru.
Kobayashi looks towards Kanna
Kobayashi: Hey Kanna, what do you want to order?
Kanna was still looking at the menu until she saw a kiddie meal with a free toy.
Kanna: I want a kiddie meal with the toy
Kobayashi: You heard her.
Sans: Okay, since I'm in-charge of me brother's restaurant, I'll just go tell our chefs to cook it for you guys and if they don't get back to work I'll just give them bad time. So anyways, Fafnir, Lucoa, Shouta, and Elma, what do you wanna order mateheads?
Shouta: Don't you mean "Meatheads"?
Sans: Nah mateheads. MATES!
Shouta: Oh...
Sans: So what you guys wanna order?
Lucoa: I think I'll have some Carbonara.
Sans: But how 'bout your drinks mate?
Lucoa's smile went serious when she heard what kind of drinks she's gonna get.
Lucoa: Drink? I can have some, but at least let me check it for curses first
Sans: Woah mate slow down! Why are you saying our drinks here have curses or magic and shit?
Tohru:(glanced at Lucoa) Probably because she was driven out of her seat as a goddess thanks to liquor. She was forced to drink liquor her comrade had cursed, and in her drunken stupor she went to her little sister and-
Lucoa: DON'T SAY IT IN FRONT OF OUR FRIENDS HERE!
Sans: So you're saying she got smashed and thrown from her seat as being a goddess?
Lucoa: Please don't talk about it.
Sans: Ok. So, what kind of drinks do you wanna order? After all our drinks here is curse-free and we got some Coke here.
Lucoa: Ok I'll have some Coke. But, are you sure this Coke here is curse-free?
Sans: Of course mate! And if this drink here have curse then this restaurant have a lawsuit pending by now.
Lucoa: Ok
Sans: So Shouta, what do you want to order?
Shouta: I'll take the kiddie meal too but minus the toy please.
Sans: Sure thing. And how about you Fafnir? You wanna order something?
Fafnir: Just an ordinary spaghetti. But make it perfect or I will tear those chefs from limb to limb.
Sans: Don't worry, just tell me if it's imperfect and I'll be in charge of 'em. So Elma whadda ya want mate?
Elma is busy choosing the perfect meal
Elma: *thinking*(What do they expect me to do?!...What do I do?!...I could go for both?!...No that would go over my daily limit! I can't!...But still!)
Sans: Mate, don't push yourself. Take it easy, It's just food. Do you want the ordinary spaghetti or do you want something else?
Elma: why don't YOU choose for me?
Sans: Alright, If you say so then, you'll have our limited edition artisan's special spaghetti.
Elma: That sounds tasty. I'll take that!
Sans: Ok so the order is settled and just sit down over there while waiting for your orders.
Everyone except Sans gone through the vacant seat while Sans was pushing the chefs to the limits.
Sans: IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL ARTISANS'S SPECIAL?! WELL IT'S NOT VERY SPECIAL THANKS TO DICKFACE OVER THERE! HURRY UP YOU DONKEYS! LISTEN! LISTEN! LISTEN! LISTEN! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! THAT'S NOT IN THE FUCKING RECIPE YA SHITHEADS! FUCK OFF YA FAT USELESS SACK OF YANKEE DANKEE DOODLE SHIT! FUCK OFF WILL YA AND HURRY THE FUCK UP! HEY YOU! YOU'RE THE FIRST-CLASS CUNT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SEND THAT SHIT AGAIN! HOLY FUCK THE PAN BURNT! YOU'RE COOKING IN A BURNT PAN YOU FUCKING DICK! WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!? WHERE'S THE LAMB SAAAUCE?! ITS RAAAAAAAW!
The scream of anger is so loud that the people outside the kitchen could hear it.
Shouta: What's all that noise about?
Fafnir: Maybe he's "taking care of business" as he told us.
Tohru: Wow, even skeletons are that scary.
Kobayashi: You know there are other places in foreign countries that they made all skeletons scary during halloween.
Tohru: Oh...
A few minutes later
Sans: Order up!
Tohru: Wow! Looks tasty enough
Elma: I agree *suddenly sh'es drooling on her dish*
Kobayashi: Is this even healthy and edible?
Sans: a hundred percent healthy. And, also approved by the health inspector who basically went here a year ago. Oh, did I ever tell you that Gordon Ramsey went here and liked our servings?
Tohru: Who's Gordon Ramsey?
Sans: You'll know him in the near future. But on the mean time, ITADAKIMASU
Everyone: ITADAKIMASU
Everyone enjoyed their meal and everyone went back to the tour van.
Sans: Ya'll mates full?
Everyone: Yes!
Sans:Wait a second, Paps told me there was this girl named Riko Saikawa and he said she was with you guys along with her sister named Georgie Saikawa. Do you guys know about this?
Kanna: Well Saikawa was with me on the boat and she said she and her sister are gonna go to an ice cream truck near the pier.
Sans: Oh shit mate! maybe we left them without knowing.
They went back to the pier and they found the two on a Jake Paul's teens choice awards concert near the place.
Sans: There you are! Why are you here? you're supposed to be touring with me mates.
Saikawa: But the music here is good
Georgie: And I just follow what m'lady says.
Sans: Ok first of all, that concert is cancerous. Second of all, we're not here for the concert; we're here to tour you to the beauty of this land mates! Now cmon you two, let's get touring.
Saikawa: Fine
Georgie: Okay
So the two joined the gang roamed around the city. Until Sans asked Kobayashi something.
Sans: Hey miss K!
Kobayashi: Hm?
Sans: Do you wanna get smashed cuz I saw on the internet that you get smashed pretty intensely.
Kobayashi: What do you mean by getting "smashed"?
Sans: Oh you know, getting drunk?
Kobayashi: Sure, I could use some drinks
Sans: Well if that being said, let's go to Vanilla Unicorn!
At the meantime, they headed to the strip club.
Kobayashi: Why...the hell...did you bring us here? I mean come on, there's kids
Sans: Oh please, kids nowadays used to have sex even if they're 6 or 8.
Kobayashi: Whatever. Let's just go get some drink
Sans: Drinks are on me. LETS GET SMAAAASHED!
They got smashed except for the kids.
Kobayashi: Tooohruuu!
Tohru: Yes Kobayashi-san?
Kobayashi: DIDN'T I TELL YOU THAT COSTUME IS FOR COSPLAY AND NOT FOR A REAL MAID! YOU DISOBEYED ME, NOW STRIP! STRIP LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!
Sans: YES MATE! THIS IS A FUCKING STRIP CLUB NOT SOME KIDDIE PLAYGROUND AND SHIT! AWW SHIT I SHAT ME SELF!
Kobayashi puts out Tohru's clothes
Kobayashi: HIDE THEM! HIDE YOUR BREAST AND LOINS!
Sans: YA MATE! HIDE THEM WITH EMBARASSMENT!
Tohru was too embarassed but Kobayashi was still blinded with drunkness.
Kobayashi: NOT ENOUGH EMBARASSMENT!
Tohru: Oh my, humans are scary
Sans: YOU'RE CALLING ME HUMAN EH?! IM NO FUCKING HUMAN BITCH! I'M A SKELETON DAMMIT!
2 hours later
The gang was now finished drinking and they got back to the tour van. They are now heading for Walmart, one of the biggest shopping centers on Weirdland.
Sans: Ok so we're finished getting smashed, let's move on to our next destination.
Kobayashi: And where exactly is that place?
Sans: Erm, Walmart duh. I told you guys before we're going there.
Saikawa: But I was not there.
Sans: Well it's because you're on a concert of the most cancerous mate who sang "It's everyday bro".
Saikawa: Who's that person?
Sans: Oh you know, Jake Paul. The douche of youtube.
Saikawa: What's Youtube?
Sans: You'll know in the near future. But right now we are going to Walmart.
Saikawa: Eh, fine.
So the gang went to Walmart to buy some stuff again. Kobayashi bought a pile of back-pain relaxer because the pills she bought did not work.
Tohru: Kobayashi-san! What are you going to do with these devices?
Kobayashi: Ehem, back-pain...
Tohru: Understandable. I mean, sometimes you sit weirdly on your office chair.
Kobayashi: Yup.
Sans: Well that's the end of our tour. Y'all had a woderful time?
Everyone: Yes
Sans: Oh and Miss K!
Kobayashi: Hm?
Sans: Your apartment has been placed between the Nutshack apartment and the Casagrande family apartment.
Kobayashi: Could you take me there?
Sans: But what about your other friends?
Kobayashi: They'll find a place to live.
Sans: Ok, so who's gonna be living with you?
Kobayashi: Only Tohru and Kanna.
Sans: Ok, everyone except Kobayashi, Tohru, and Kanna, I'll leave you guys in a stop sign while I take these girls to their respective home. Understand mateheads?
Everyone except Kobayashi, Tohru and Kanna: Yes
Eventually, Sans' phone was suddenly ringing.
Sans: Hold on guys I have another call. *Sans answered his phone* Hey this Sans your one and only smashing mate, how may I help you?
Papyrus: Hey Sans!
Sans: How's it goin' Papyrus? What is it that you're gonna tell?
Papyrus: Kindly bring your friends to their respective home please.
Sans: But what about Lucoa, Shouta, Fafnir, and Elma?
Papyrus: Don't worry, I ordered Mr. Trump to transfer their homes to our country. I'll send you the coordinates to their houses.
Sans: Sure thing mate! Is that it?
Papyrus: Yep. So I'll see you later ye?
Sans: Yes lad, bye!
The conversation ended as our friendly,yet,weird Sans the skeleton brought them to their places.
Kobayashi: So, maybe I'll se ya later?
Sans: Of course, and Kanna!
Kanna: Huh?
Sans: Here's a free Kit-Kat for ya.
Kanna: *chomp* Ohh...
Sans: Hey Tohru!
Tohru: Yes Sans?
Sans: You don't have to hide your tail and wings anymore. This is Weirdland and this country is the land of the free. I mean, there are dragons here too like Ender dragon, Berserk dragons, and many more.
Tohru: I'll keep that in mind.
Sans: Good. So that's it. Gotta go now, have some important business to do and also its 7:34 pm and the sun is coming down.
Kobayashi: Let's call it a day shall we.
Sans: Yup! welp, see you guys later, bye!
Kobayashi, Tohru, and Kanna: Sayonara! (Bye)
As the Sun came down, they lived happily ever after. The end
Extra scene:
Yazawa Nico is still waiting for her food
Nico: I'm still hungry! FUCK!
The real ending
Author's note: Ok that's the end of the fanfic here. I added this cuz Kobayashi and the gang might appear on the other chapters. Next time I'll continue the Hotel chapter. As always, I'll see you guys next time. Goodbyeeee!
