Cg: LET THE PRANKAPALLOZA BEGINS!!!!!!
Mrw: And about the puckabrina stuff…
Cg: we have already written up to chapter 15, so we're not going to change it until then
Mrw: also we want it to be natural, not ooc at all… hopefully
Cg: thanks, for the suggestions
Mrw: especially anonymous -Really nice twist making Sabrina play Quidditch!! Could you possibly make her use her "mean right hook" to give Malfoy some of what he deserves?- cookies to you for the funny idea!
Cg: but we have loads in store for Malfoy, the little git
Mrw: hehehehe oh and about funny reviews…
Cg: from now on we are holding a contest on who can write the funniest
Mrw: the randomist
Cg: the prankiest
Mrw: the puckishest, it should so be a real word
Cg: it really should
Mrw: I make up words all the time.
Cg: it must be in our blood. FUDGERNUTTERS!
Mrw: but the person with the review that either makes us laugh or stare in awe will get a shout out and possible guest appearance in future chapters. OH! Don't forget cookies
Cg: you're so strange
Mrw: I know, but didn't we just break our rule about only putting long authors notes at the end?
Cg: SCREW THE RULE!!! THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!
Mrw: om nom nom nom
Cg: … okay
Mrw: on with the show!
KW: hehehehe *ominous music and dark lighting. And dry ice since we feel like it*
Sabrina stared at the maroon curtains around her; every time she closed her eyes she saw images of her family fighting the Scarlet Hand, without her. Quietly she crept from her bed, avoiding the squeaky floor tiles and discarded luggage around her. Carefully she made her way down the winding stairs, making sure not to awake the sleeping portraits around her.
Her escape from the quiet dorm was going perfectly until she passed under the archway leading into the common room.
Just as she emerged from the archway, a huge caldron filled with slime doused her completely.
"PUCK!" she screamed, not caring that the sun hadn't even risen yet. The subject of her anger started laughing as she struggled to stand up, only to find that besides the rotten fish smell, that the slime was impossibly slippery.
"Yes slime queen? Must I say that the new look is a huge improvement." He snorted, staying just out of reach on the ceiling.
"What's going on? AHHHHH!" cried two voices simultaneously. Fred and George were the first of the boys to respond to Sabrina's cry, only to find themselves covered in slime once they entered the room.
"This is bloody brilliant!" Cried George as he attempted to stand, only to go tumbling onto Fred, which then turned into a huge wrestling match in the slime.
"Stink pot, you have pranked me for the last time! Get down here so I can pummel you!" Sabrina hadn't ceased yelling at Puck, ignoring the stares of everyone who was lucky enough not to fall into the slime.
"Really! These fights had better not happen daily." Mumbled Hermione as she took out her wand. With a murmured word and a swish of her wand, the slime disappeared.
Sabrina stood up, amazed by the now clean room. "How did you do that?" she gasped.
"Uh, magic."
"Where were you my whole life!" Sabrina cried, rushing over and hugging Hermione.
"He does this a lot?" one of the girls asked.
"Oh yeah."
"That was amazing! Hey I think we could help you make that stuff impossible to remove. We could really help each other." The twins had finally stopped fighting and were busy congratulating Puck on his prank.
"Really! Do you two really believe that I'm just going to stand by and let you ruin Sabrina's life and possibly the rest of us as well!" Hermione cried, her voice indignant.
"Yup." Smirked Puck, his smile causing most of the girls to blush and giggle.
Sabrina simply on the other hand, simply walked over and punched Puck in the nose, before going back up the stairs to the dorm.
"Hey! What was that for!" he cried, holding his now broken nose.
Sabrina glared in reply.
The sun finally rose, greeting a disgruntled Puck, an angry Sabrina, and a sleep deprived Gryffindor house. All through breakfast Puck received angry glares from anyone with bags under their eyes; he just ignored them by piling his plate so full of food he couldn't see anyone who wasn't directly next to him.
"Hey! You have enough food you pig." Sabrina smacked away Pucks hand as he tried to steal one of her pancakes.
This happened several more times, much to the amusement of Gryffindor.
"You know, you two would make such a cute couple." Giggled one of the truly bubble-headed girls around Puck.
"WHAT!" they both cried, getting the attention of the entire Great Hall.
"I would never ever like Grimm! She's the stupidest ugliest girl in the history of the world! And trust me, I've seen a lot of people!"
"Well stink-pot, at least I don't spend my free time pranking innocent people and rolling in the mud!"
"Hey! My pranks are admired by millions of my followers around the world!"
"Oh yeah, because there are people just lining up to meet the infamous Trickster King. If you're such an amazing leader then why didn't you stay in Faerie! You could have led the whole kingdom to chaos but no; you had to follow us home on a freaking giant robot! As if my life wasn't crazy enough without you around!"
"Hey, if it wasn't for me you'd be eaten by a Jabberwocky or in Hearts dungeon right now! But do I ever get a thank you or 'Gosh Puck! You're such an amazing villain! Why don't I build you an entire museum dedicated to your amazing deeds!' NO!" he said the last words in a girlish high-pitched voice.
The two were now standing in the middle of the Great Hall, with the teachers watching with amused smiles. It was quite obvious that they weren't going to break up the fight any time soon.
"That's because no one in their right minds would want to go to a museum about you! The only way I would ever go to see you willingly is when you prank me. And trust me, I never ever would thank you for RUINING MY LIFE!"
"HEY I'D BE HAPPY TO LEAVE, BUT YOU ALWAYS NEED RESCUING."
"WELL WHO SAYS YOU HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO RESCUE ME!"
"I SEEM TO BE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN RESCUE YOU! IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR SO OBSESSED WITH ME!"
At this point Fred and George started discreetly collecting bets over who would win the fight. Luckily for the sake of both their lives, Sabrina and the teachers didn't notice.
"Obsessed with you!" she scoffed. "You're the one who kissed ME! And if you remember I punched you right after. If anyone's obsessed, its YOU!"
"Hey, it's not my idea to get married in the future! Why I would marry a stupid smelly ugly Grimm is beyond me. You probably had to put an enchantment on me so that you could live out your little fantasy of being married to the Tricksters King!" He cried, pulling out his wooden sword from his hoodie.
"Yeah right, how I could go through the ceremony without puking my guts out is beyond me! I mean you smell like a dumpster in the summer! If anyone enchanted anyone it's you! You just couldn't live your life without me." She snorted, pulling out her wooden sword from her waistband. Ever since Puck had started taking to attacking her at random times, she had kept it in a holster that she attached to whatever she wore.
She swung forwards, just missing Pucks nose as he leapt into the air. They swung at each other, never stopping as Sabrina climbed on top of a table so that she could reach the flying Puck.
The houses cheered as they fought along the table, carefully avoiding the bowls heaped with food. The teachers chose that moment to get involved, all of them struggling to get through the cheering crowd.
"Always protect your butt!" Puck cried, as he smacked the flat-edge of his sword against her butt.
"Always protect your face." She smirked back, holding the tip of her sword against his nose.
"Hey! You're getting better, but never as good as the Trickster King." He smiled before sweeping Sabrina's legs out from under her. With a loud crash, she landed in a bowl of fruit.
"And that is why I am known as the Trickster King!" he hollered, before flying out of the Hall, ignoring the shouts of the angry teachers.
MRW: didn't we forget to scream?
CG: at kiwi? I guess we did…
Mrw+cg:
KW: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
MX: if you want to save cg and mrw from the clutches of kiwi, please review. Your donation will be greatly appreciated. Now I must go save Precious from the evil vixen they call Princess.
DUN DUN DUNNNNN!
