(A/N:) Ki: Be sure to read the Backstreet Boy's songs to the tune of 'I Want it That Way.'
Yusuke climbed to the top of the bleachers in a desperate attempt to get Ren down. He offered his hand, but she slapped it away.
"Hiss!!!" she said, "Hiss!!!" Ki was hiding in a corner.
"You'll never get me to take that class again!" she growled in a feral way.
"How about you, Aushi? Maybe we could do a special training session after class." the gym teacher winked. Aushi looked at him and nodded her head with eyes that would make Kurama go 'Awww.' If he had been there...that is.
"TeacherXstudent, teacherxstudent, teacher- Hey, I found pre-chewed gum! How old is this gum? Who cares?!" a few seconds later there was a crunch. "I just lost three teeth." Ren complained.
"Noooooooooo! I don't have insurance!" Yusuke wailed. More crunching could be heard.
"I can finally afford dentures! The tooth fairy will owe me big time!"
At the support group...
"So, Mr. Hiei...is it true that your pants are on fire?" the leader of the support group asked with narrowed eyes.
"Let me think about that...YES!" Hiei growled.
"And does it...buuuuurn?"
"Heck, yeah!"
"Gasp," was all that the group had to say.
"No...way."
Suddenly, Aushi's shoes and Yusuke's shirt came flying across the room and hit Hiei in the back of the head. Did we mention the support group was in a roped-off section of the gym?
"What is with the shoes and the shirt?!" Ren had finally dared to get out from behind the bleachers.
"I think it has something to do with-" Ki started, but was quickly cut off by Hiei's frequent coughing.
"-And that's one of the many reasons I don't like gym class..." Ki finshed. How unusual. The entire middle of Ki's speech had been censored...er...blocked out...er...interrupted! Let's go with that one! The bell rang and gym was over and dissapointed 'awwws' from behind the bleachers. Ki got up from her corner and ran out the door, determined to stalk Mr. Minamino for some reason (probably to tackle him yet again). Ren sprinted after Hiei, with the intention of putting out the raging pants of fire. Aushi was running from Yusuke. Both were giggling like little girls...well, Yusuke's was more of a manly chuckle.
In the forest...
Hiei was silently walking along, looking for a tree to hop into. Suddenly, a huge gush of water, heading strait for his butt came shooting out of a bush. It hit it's mark and he went sailing ten feet in the air, due to unessary pressure.
"Sorry, I don't know how to work that yet!" came a voice from a bush. Ren suddenly heard shrieking from the highest part of the hollow. Hiei flew out, along with rabid squirrels, who were attacking his butt. Only his butt. He landed with a thump.
"I will have my revenge on all of you!" he shouted, shaking his fist.
Meanwhile, with Ki and Mr. Minamino...
Kurama suddenly got the feeling that he was being stalked. That and the feeling that someone had just called him Mr. Marco Polo. Ren... he decided, after running a list of names through his head. Little did he know that a certain student of his was following him. Can you guess who? A twig snapped. Kurama whipped around, but was too late. Ki tackled him and took his picture (she was on the yearbook committee, despite the fact that their school had no yearbook. She was trying to win it back! Well, they never had one, but she wanted one. Ramble Ramble Ramble Ramble Ramble...and that's why popular guys pick their noses, but let's not get into that)
"Ki?! You are failing my class, just like Miss Underwood and Miss Aushi!"
"Call me Ren..."
"I have a last name...even though I don't remember it...but I know I have one!" Distant voices chimed.
Suddenly the Backstreet Boys attacked. They were all wearing green, even though one was allergic.
"Drop your pink and join us Kurama... Your railroad thing was miraculous!"
They started to sing.
"Drop your pink and join us...because we want you that way
So you can be gay-"
"It. Is. MA-GEN-TA!!! And I am NOT GAY!!!" Kurama growled as he tackled them all to the ground and started beating them senseless.
"Stoooop hittting my face...and you are too gay." They sang in unison as if they had rehearsed it. They probably had. Their manager can be very strict.
"Stop, you know what happens when you get angry!" Ki stated before he could do any more damage.
"What?" he suddenly stopped.
"Your hair turns a fiery shade of blue, you foam at the mouth, your fingernails extend and turn a cool shade of red, and then... you get very, very, VERY buff armpits!"
"That ruined the moment!" Ren's distant voice sang. The backstreet boys ran away in fear.
"We are above armpits!" they shouted as they fled.
"You were making that up, weren't you?" Kurama asked Ki.
"Well, you do kind of foam at the mouth when you yell at Ren and I kinda' went from that." She answerd.
Yusuke and Aushi...
Yusuke and Aushi were running for their lives. The Backstreet Boys and a band of drum-playing squirrels were after them. Aushi tripped on a root and went sliding randomly down hill. She hit a cliff and went soaring into the air. The wind changed and blew her directly into the window of Yusuke's apartment and landing on the couch.
"That was odd." she thought out loud.
"Yeah, wasn't I just running from the Backstreet Boys with you?" Yusuke said, from where he was also sitting on the couch.
"Whatever."
(A/N:) Ren: "Reffering to the ramble, if you have to ask by now, you really shouldn't be reading this."
Ki: "Don't tell them not to read!!! It'll take our ratings down! "
Aushi: "I was attacked by squirrels...with their little teeth and bushy tails...mocking me."
Kurama: "There's a support group for that."
