Disclaimer: I do not own the inhabitants of Hueco Mundo or the lyrics to Sexbomb.
a/n: I would like to give a BIG cookie to Kill-A-Jerk for her help in writing this chapter, this chappy is dedicated to you.
The commercial break finished and Gin walked up to the mike again, "Now we 'ave Wonderwice." While some clapped from the audience only a criket chirp could be heard by the judges table.
"Urasghubnaladjkfhsdfn."
"Do we really have to do this Miyuki, me and Morubi could buy you some pocky," Akki said. "TRAITOR!! THIS IS FOR THE POCKY!!" Miyuki yelled, glaring at Akki. If looks could kill Akki would have been dead twice over.
Wonderwice stood up, "ehem."
"HUH" exclaimed the audience.
Wonderwice grabbed the microphone and brought it to his lips and then he sang in a voice ont unlike Tom Jones', "Sexbomb! Sexbomb! You're my Sexbomb and baby you can turn me on!" while shaking his hips,
"Aw,
aw baby, yeah, ooh yeak, huh, listen to this
Spy on me baby use
satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim gonna
fire shoot me right
Aim gonna like the way you fight
And I love
the way you fight
Now you found the secret code
I use to
wash away my lonely blues well
So I cant deny or lie cause youre
a
Sexbomb sexbomb youre a sexbomb uh, huh
You can give it to me
when I need to come along give it to me
Sexbomb sexbomb youre my
sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on baby you can turn me on
You
know what youre doing to me dont you. ha ha,
I know you do
No
dont get me wrong aint gonna do you no harm no
This bombs made for
lovin and you can shoot it far
Im your main target come and help
me ignite ow
Love struck holding you tight hold me tight
darlin
Make me explode although you know the route to go to
sex me slow slow baby
And yes
I must react to claims of those
who say that you are not all that huh, huh,
Huh
Sexbomb
sexbomb youre a sexbomb
You can give it to me when I need to come
along
Sexbomb sexbomb youre my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me
on turn me on darlin
Sexbomb sexbomb youre my sexbomb sexbomb
You
can give it to me when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb yourre
my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on
You can give me more
and more counting up the score
Yeah
You can turn me upside down
inside out
You can make me feel the real deal uh uh
I can give
it to you any time because youre mine
Ouch, sexbomb, aw
baby
Sexbomb sexbomb youre my sexbomb
And you can give it
to me when I need to be turned on
No, no
Sexbomb sexbomb youre
my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on turn me on
And baby you
can turn me on turn me on
Baby you can turn me on turn me on
Ooh
baby you can turn me on turn me on
Baby you can turn me on oh
Baby
you can turn me on oh
Baby you can turn me on
Well baby you can
turn me on,"
While Wonderwice sang his heart out Akki stood up and started to dance and yell, "YEAH! YOU GO BOY!" Meanwhile Tousen was yelled in agony, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE AS PURE AS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" The other judges just stared in shock.
When it was time for the comments…
Gin: Wow.
Tousen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Aizen: O.O
Miyuki: Oooooh
Morubi: (Currently on the floor crying)
Akki: YOU GO BOY!! WAHOO! (looks at the looks of astonishment from the other judges) Um, I mean. Oh. My. God.
And the scores:
Gin: 8
Tousen: 1
Aizen: 5
Miyuki: 5
Morubi: 6
Akki: 10
Total: 35
Meanwhile in Karakura…
Rukia howled in agony, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE SHOULD'VE GOTTEN STRAIGHT TENS!"
"NO! YAMMY AND HALIBEL SHOULD'VE GOTTEN STRAIGH TENS!" Ichigo yelled back. "I just hope this show ends soon," muttered Yoruichi.
a/n: Ah! I love how this fanfic is turning out, Please send reviews, if you do I shall make Miyuki share that big box of pocky with you all.
Miyuki: NOOOO! MY POCKY!
LL2P: Oh SHADDAP!!
Ichigo: (Randomly walks onto the scene)
LL2P: Ohayo! Ichigotchi-chan!
Ichigo: WTF!!
LL2P: See, just like the tamagotchi. (holds up cousins drawing of ichigotchi) Great resemblance, ne.
Ichigo: DIE BITCH!
LL2P: (Types in that Ichigo is wearing a pink frilly dress)
Ichigo: (looks down) NOOOOOO!!
LL2P: YES! I MAY NOT OWN YOU BUT I HAVE THE POWER!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
Yoruichi: She's having another episode isn't she.
Ichigo and Miyuki: (Both nod their heads)
