"I can't believe Nyan Cat turned me down." Wepwawet cried. The trio where at the beach.
"Well, at least you have an unlimited amount of poptarts." Anubis said handing Wepwawet a box of poptarts.
"Yeah, and Anubis and I bought you a skittle cloud." Bastet ate a green skittle that fell from a cloud that was following them.
"Love!" A woman yelled from ahead of them. She had blonde hair, sea blue eyes, and a nice curvy body. She could've been the most beautiful woman on Earth.
"Just when I thought things couldn't get worst." Wepwawet mumbled. She jumped into Wepwawet's arm.
"How's my little Wep?" She cooed.
"Aphrodite, just because I don't want to get laid by you means you have to act like this." Aphrodite frowned.
"How'd they meet again?" Bastet whispered to Anubis.
"Party." Anubis shrugged. A man jumped out at them.
"Who said 'party'?!" He yowled.
"Him." Bastet pointed at Anubis and dipped.
"What songs do you want on the playlist?" The man asked. Bastet came back.
"Those Hoe's ain't Loyal." Bastet replied.
"Why'd you return?" Anubis cocked his head.
"Oh, Zeus is trying to flirt with me." Anubis' confused expression became anger.
"I know what to do." Anubis grinned. He held up a phone.
"Hey, Hera, Zeus is flirting with someone and- oh really?- I never thought that day would come- can you still hurt him- sure-in three seconds?- okay." Anubis' grin became even wider.
"Three, two, one." Anubis said. The moment he said 'one', the air was filled with Hera's screech.
"How dare you flirt with a nice girl! You can ruin a relationship!"
"Well, at least I didn't sleep with Hades!" Zeus yelled.
"You slept with more than one person! Io, Demeter, Themis, Metis, Leto, Semele, Mnemosyne, Europa, Ganymede, Callisto, Dione, Persephone, Nemesis, Thaleia, Alkmene, Danae, and many more!" Hera screeched with ferocity. In a distance, Anubis and Bastet could see Zeus storm off.
"So, why are Greek deity's teleporting randomly here." Bastet put her hands on her hips.
"I don't know." Anubis replied.
"Olympus is in flames. I caused it." A woman with golden hair and eyes said. She sure looked miserable.
"How?" Anubis asked.
"It's of no importance. We are all going to ask Ra if we could live in Egypt for a while." She replied.
"Uh, I hate Greeks!" Anubis muttered. A female deity walked up to Anubis.
"Even me?" She gave him the most innocent face.
"Cut the crap, Persephone." Anubis said plainly
"What do you mean?" She asked.
"I don't want to be mean, but you're married, you slept with your father, and I've got my eye on someone else." Persephone looked hurt, but she left him alone. Anubis was done with this. He snapped his fingers and he teleported to the Underworld with Bastet and Wepwawet.
"I just want to be done with the Greeks." Anubis facepalmed.
"Same," Bastet and Wepwawet said in unision. All of a sudden, Wepwawet's phone rang.
"I got a text from Nyan Cat!" Wepwawet squealed.
"What does the text say?" Bastet asked.
"It says:
Nyan Cat: I cannot help you with the destruction of Egypt, but I can defeat the destruction of your happiness! So I delivered catnip to the Underworld. Now I must go and fart rainbows! Nyanyanyanyanyanyanyanya!" Wepwawet read out loud.
"How'd Nyan Cat know we're in the Underworld? Or get the Underworld's address?" Bastet was confused.
"Nyan Cat is magical! Never question Nyan Cat!" Wepwawet exclaimed.
"It's just Nyan Cat is Wepwawet's hero. He is everyone's hero." Anubis had tears in his eyes.
"True that." Bastet said.
"So, how do you take to the Greeks being in Egypt? That is if Ra accepts." Anubis asked.
"I hate it! I have more competition! First Anput, Mafdet, and now Persephone!" Bastet growled. She then stopped and covered her mouth. Anubis' eyes widened and Wepwawet squealed.
"What do you mean competition?" Anubis mumbled.
"Nothing, lets forget about it." Bastet replied.
"Do you like me?" Anubis held her hand.
Bastet started blushing. In a flash, Wepwawet got a big sign, it was white with red letters that said: Anustet! Wepwawet had a expression of awe in his face and took out a video camera.
"I am so showing this to the official Anustet fan club. This is why I am the leader." Wepwawet whispered while eating a cookie.
Anubis grabbed her waist and their foreheads touched.
"Just know I feel the same way." Anubis said.
"This is what I live for." Wepwawet squinted his eyes.
"Wepwawet!" Bastet growled.
"What?!" Wepwawet asked.
"You ruined the moment!" Bastet was glaring at him.
"I got a text from Ra." Anubis said.
"What does it say?" Wepwawet tried looking over his shoulder.
"He accepted the Greeks." Anubis dropped the phone.
"No!" Wepwawet howled. A man teleported to the Underworld.
"I got a package from Nyan Cat to Wepwawet." He said.
"Its me!" Wepwawet raised his hand.
"Okay, sign here and here." The man pointed to two places on a piece of paper. Wepwawet finished and the man disappeared. Wepwawet opened the package to find a bunch of bags of catnip.
"I love you, Nyan Cat!" Wepwawet yelled out of nowhere. He then fainted.
"What should we do to Wepwawet's body?" Anubis asked.
"Lets bury him and blame it on Seth." Bastet replied.
