Authors Note: I hop all u whinney ppl are hapy I got this betad by AMMY so it sholud be better than that last 1. To all u REAL FANS OF FAFICTION this chapy wil make u realy happy with the acton! Also i work very hard to put legitimit Germany names in this story and name every Germa person I ever known.


Heavenlee, Spock, Kirk, Chekov, and Indiana Jones all stormed into the hallways with there semi automatic machine guns. From a nearby room out popped a NAZI

"Haha it is the Komandant's blond girlfriend!" he laughed evilly "My name is Heido Klum and I will take you to our Filed Martial Hinerich! He has been waiting for you for sooooo long, Heavenlee!"

"You're not touching our women you Nazi scum!" yelled Spock and he blew off his head with 1 shot with his AK 47.

Then Kirk, Chekov, Heavenlee and Indiana Jones all cheered! Then out of the next door popped another one of those Nazis.

"Ah ha there you are Heavenlee! Let me introduce myself I am Junior Komandant Wolfgang Puk! Our Field Martial has told all of us that we will get a great big promotion to be the emperor of new German USA if we manage to capture you and bring him to you! My dreams of being Emperor of Ohio are sure to come true!"

"I don't think so!" yelled Captain Kirk "Nobody is ruining Ohio on my watch... get him, Indiana Jones!"

Then Indiana Jones hit his whip out and it was such a sharp whip and Indiana Jones was so strong it almost cut off the head of Wolfgang Puk and he was dead. Then almost as fast another Nazi came out and Captain Kirk threw his throwing knives at him and killed him. On his uniform was nametag that said Komandant Amideas Mozart. Then more Nazis came! Spock killed them with his throwing spears and Heavenlee blasted them with her semi automatic machine gun until the corridor was full of dead Nazis.

"I think we got them" said Spock

Then Heavenlee had an idea "I think I have an idea a really good one! Look at how hard these guys are trying to catch me to bring me to Von Witsman? Clearly they really want to get me to their Field Martial in one piece!"

"He must really want to marry you!" said Kirk

"Obviously. Considering your countenance and modesty it is only logical!" said Spock happily.

Heavenlee blushed happliy because Spock was really cute.

Then Indiana Jones said "What is it then?"

"It is my idea!" said Heavenlee "I will pretend to get caught and then to marry him... I will take 1 of you along and pretend I need you as my witless. The rest of you can sneak in and rescue me before I am unwilling wedded to that evil man!"

"That is a great idea!" said Indiana Jones.

"Yes and so logical I wonder why I did not think of it!" shouted Spock.

"It seems dagnerous but it is our only option at this point I think" said Kirk "Do it and take Spock in with you because he is Vulcan and can do that mind meld thing if worse comes to worse."

"Ok!" said Heavenlee.

Then she went into a closet and took off her blue American spaceship pilot uniform and instead she put on a beautiful white wedding dress so she would trick the Field Martial into thinking she really wanted to marry him. It had an umpire waist and it had lace sleeves and a high neck and had Prada shoes with silver bows on it. Also Swarovski crystals on the arms and skirt and neck and it had large bows on the small of the back and small pearls all over it so that under the lights it sparkled like a million stars! It was so shiny and classy and beautiful!

"How can he not decide to marry you when you look like that!" said Indiana Jones "In fact I want to marry you right now!"

"Me too!" said Kirk "I saw her first."

"I cannot marry you I am not over James Bond yet" a single crystal tear slid down her porcelin cheeks.

Then they looked sad. Then Indiana Jones and Kirk hid and then Spock and Heavenllee hid their guns inside their clothes and walked out down the hallway. Then a Nazi came from a door.

"I got you" he said "I am Junior Komandant Felix Mendelson and I am to escort you to meet your future husband Field Martial Hinerich Von Witsman!"

"Oh no, Spock!" Heavenlee said dramatically "we got caught! But that Hinerich is so manly... I have for many weeks tried to pretend like I did not want to talk to him when really I felt like I did want to talk to him!"

"Wow the Field MArtial will be so excited to hear you say that! Just let me kill this Vulcan guy and we'll get on our way, Captain Heavenlee!" said Felix Mendelson.

"No! He is my friend." said Heavenlee "I will be really sad if you kill him and then I refuse to talk to this Field Martial guy if you kill my pal Spock!"

"I think I gotta shoot him anyway I can't watch 2 of you at once" said Felix Mendelson.

But just then Indiana Jones appeared but he was now wearing a Nazi uniform. He winked at Spock and Heavenlee.

"Oh hi my name is Nazi Officer Angelo Merkel."

"Oh I have seen you around Angelo Merkel" said Felix Mendelson "are you here to help me capture this Vulcan and this American spaceship heroine?"

"I am I will help you guard this Vulcan guy."

"Super! Field Martial Von Witsman will give us both big promotions when we tell him we got his girlfriend for him! I can be emperor of New Yok State, and hey maybe you can take Minnisota."

"Sure!" said Indiana Jones posing as Angelo Merkel, but both Spock and Heavenlee knew he was only pretending! "You 2 prisoners better follow me... OR ELSE!"

"Yes sir!" said Heavenlee then whispered to Spock "come on let's re take the ship!"

Spock nodded!