Chapter 8:

Vampire Alchemist

Alucard (Hellsing)

Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist)

In the attic Alucard smiles alone in the dark (he's sorta drunk after what Miroku offered him)

Ed getting tired of the crowd, goes to the attic not knowing anyone was up there (NIER!)

Alucard heard the creak of the door opening so he gets up and hides in a dark corner hoping to surprise the unsuspecting victim (he's not going to kill him if that's what you're thinking)

Ed sits in front of the door not knowing who is in the room with him

Alucard smirks but still hides in the shadows "What do we have here?" he talks with an eerie voice

Ed looks around and asks "Who's there?"

Alucard snickers at Ed's spooked voice "I am the darkness, what about you?"

Ed a little frightened answers "I'm the Fullmetal Alchemist, Ed!" (said very proudly)

Alucard smiles "Ah, we have something in common, I can use alchemy too" he's happy he knows Ed's name and really glad someone came in, but contains his joy by still hiding in his darkness

Ed "So what's your name then, huh?"

Alucard "What? Calling me Darkness doesn't suit you enough?" continues to smile and chuckle

Ed "Not really, it's kinda weird to talk to someone you can't see"

Alucard laughs "Well then, if you must know, I am Alucard"

Ed "Okay, Alucard, what are you doing up here?"

Alucard chuckles "I just wanted to be in the dark…and had a bit too much to drink…but anyway, what brings you on my turf?"

Ed "Too many tall people! … And it was too crowded"

Alucard "Oh, then you won't like me at all, I'm too tall" tries to sound serious

Ed "Dammit, I guess I'll leave then" stands up and start to open the door

Alucard "Oh, don't leave now" the door locks as Alucard extends his long arm from the shadows

Ed "What the hell?!" continues to try to open the door

Alucard walks out from the shadows and grips Ed's shoulders from behind as he hovers his head over Ed's shoulder and smiles evily at the door "Doesn't seem like the door will open anytime soon"

Ed "Eh heh heh heh, I feel a cold presence"

Alucard smirks at Ed with a fang poke through his lips "What ever do you mean?"

Ed "You're hands are very cold!" pushes Alucard's hands off his shoulders, and turns around to face him "Oh you are a vampire…wait what?!"
Alucard smiles and laughs "That's right" stares at Ed with blood red eyes "Why? Are you scared?"

Ed ignoring the question "And why do you have to be so tall?"

Alucard smirks then gets down on his knees "All better you cute little alchemist" (Dumb ass)

Ed sheepishly mumbles "Maybeh"

Alucard smiles and holds Ed's chin and smooches him on the lips "Mmmm" he makes unnecessary sound

Ed blushes heavily and pulls his head away from Alucard and says "What the hell?!"

Alucard smiles almost like a drunk (but that's how he always smiles) "What's wrong? Scared? Haha!" laughs

Ed gets angry "Are vampires even gay?!"

Alucard shrugs "I don't like guys…" he stares off for a little bit and smirks

Ed "Then why are you here in the first place?!" (Oh you're one to be asking that question Ed)

Alucard smiles "I was told to come here, then I got drunk…so…I have no control over myself…oh no" he smiles (lying of course)

Ed squints his eyes "I do not believe you have no control over yourself!" twitch

Alucard grabs Ed's arm and pulls him over and embraces him "And you're right" he bares both his fangs and laughs

Ed "Would you let go you psycho bitch!"

Alucard snickers "Poor, poor boy, such language… now strip for me my little alchemist" ßReally is a psycho bitch

Ed "Why would I do that…?" -.-

Alucard "If you don't I'll kiss you with my teeth" he once again shows his teeth and laughs

Ed thinks which one he'd prefer getting bit, or undressing himself… "You're gonna do that even if I do get nakey" points at Alucard (…Nakey…?)

Alucard smiles "Depends, but why don't I help you" he grabs Ed's coat and throws it off "Get ready to be nakey for me!" laughs

Ed "I've been stripped!" (Just like me!)

Alucard "You still have plenty on…not for long though" he tears Ed's shirt off and smirks at Ed's exposed chest

Ed screams and, out of reflex, slaps Alucard

Alucard frowns for a sec and smiles again "That didn't hurt" he grabs both of Ed's arms and pulls him closer and kisses his lips

Ed "Wh-wh-what?!" knees Alucard hoping to hurt him enough to get him to let go

Alucard stares at Ed then smiles and begins to laugh and holds Ed's arms even tighter "That's rude to knee another man in the balls" he moves closer "But I can be much ruder"

Ed "No don't, you bastard!"

Alucard smirks "Uh oh, the alcohol is getting to me!" he violently rips off Ed's pants (he's almost naked besides his undies)

Ed blushes even more "No goddamnit!" squirms

Alucard laughs then wraps one arm around Ed and holds Ed's face with his other hand

Ed "Leggo!! Stay away!" (Even if he's already being touched)

Alucard smirks "What a skirmy(ßpretending to be affected by alcohol) little boy" he lower his head and kisses Ed's neck (not bite)

Ed O.O (Afraid Alucard will change his mind and bite him) stops squirmy "T-that tickles" P

Alucard smiles finally getting Ed to calm down and starts to lick all around Ed's neck

Ed makes a little squeak sound and droops his head forward ( XP I don't know)

Alucard laughs "What are you doing?" he smiles "Are you ready for me?"

Ed whispers, loud enough for Alucard to hear "Quit touching me…"

Alucard snickers "My poor boy, I guess I'll have to help" he reaches down and massages Ed's crouch and still holds Ed's back with his other hand

Ed lifts his head "Stop it!!! …Please?"

Alucard "Hmm…my brain says no…and my heart says…" he smiles "It says no too!" he slowly puts his hand down Ed's underwear

Ed "No, do vampire's even have hearts?! Let me go! And go away!!"

Alucard smiles "I'm tame at times, but I have my freedom for now" he kisses Ed deeply

Ed continues to struggle despite being held down and kissed

Alucard smiles and massages Ed's dick harshly "Come on, squeal for me, my pet" he sticks one of his sharp nails on the top of Ed's dick still groping

Ed bites his lips together from the pain, and shakes his head

Alucard snarls to himself "You're not a mute" he smiled" don't make me have to make you scream" he keeps rubbing Ed's dick and sticks his nail deeper into Ed's dick

Ed's eye twitches, but still bites his lips except he screamed but it was muffled

Alucard frowns (for once) "Do you really want me to go harder?" he grips Ed's dick tight and sticks all his long nails on his dick and starts to hiss as he bares both his fangs really wanting to hear Ed scream from pain

Ed bites his lip so hard it draws blood as he continuously shakes his head

Alucard "I guess I have no choice if I want you to scream" he still pierces Ed's dick with his long nails, he bares both his long white fangs and hovers them over Ed's neck and smiles and gets ready to bite

Ed finally stops biting his lip and yells "NO!!"

Alucard smiles and draws back still grapping Ed's dick "When you decide to scream I won't have to bite you"

Ed's eye twitches more "DON'T YOU DARE!!"

Alucard snickers "scream for me" his eyes open wide and grips Ed tightly

Ed "I won't. This I swear" as he has a triumphant look on his face

Alucard frowns once again "If this is what you want fine, I will give you it" he held Ed's shoulder with his free hand the other gripping Ed's penis then he opens his mouth wide over Ed's neck

Ed "No, stop, don't" as he felt a cold chill on his back (Nyao)

Alucard slowly puts the tip of his fangs on Ed's neck and slowly pierces his teeth through Ed skin as he carefully takes off his long red coat

Ed blinks (Now loading…) "Ahhhh!" as he starts to throw his head side to side even though worsening the pain for himself

Alucard smiles as he bites harder and starts to suck a small amount of blood

Ed yells "It feels funny…It doesn't hurt" laughs

Alucard frowns not wanting to laugh from him then bites harder drinking more blood

Ed winces but continues laughing to cover up his pain

Alucard begins to glare so he pushes Ed onto the ground still masturbating him and bite him

Ed grabs a fistful of Alucard's hair and pulls

Alucard's mouth is pulled away from Ed's neck and blood flows through Ed's wound Alucard stares ay Ed with a smile "what's wrong? I thought you were enjoying it"

Ed continues to hold Alucard's hair "I never did"

Alucard smiles "Ah I see…but that won't do"

Ed screams "What the hell is this?" as he tries to pulls his hand away

Alucard smirks at Ed's worried face "My poor little Alchemist" as Alucard smiles he reaches back for Ed's underwear

Ed "I'm not LITTLE" as he takes his other arm grabbing the hand in Alucard's hair and tries to pull it out

Alucard smile, not minding that his hair is being pulled and quickly tears Ed's underwear off

Ed blushes greatly as he still continues to try and pull his hand free

Alucard snickers then frees Ed's hand of his hair then Alucard stands up and slowly takes off his shirt and smirks "wow, It's getting hot in here"

Ed "No, It's not!" as he pushes Alucard away

Alucard falls back but lands in his elbows then sits back up and laughs "My, How mean" he grabs Ed's arm and smirks

Ed "W-what!? This isn't fair!"

Alucard snickers "what's not fair?"

Ed pouts and yells "your stronger them me dammit"

Alucard smiles "Is that so" he pulls Ed to him "Oh, you are so cute, you make me so horny…wanna see?" he lowers his free hand to his pants

Ed "No! I don't you sick minded freak!"

Alucard "too bad" he grips Ed's arm and forces Ed's hand down his own pants to make Ed feel his dick "see…feel how hard it is?"

Ed blushes wildly as he tries to pull his hand away "Ew…just ew"

Alucard laughs "Like that? I can put it in your ass if you like…or do you want to keep touching it" he grins, keeping Ed's hand glued in his pants

Ed "Neither…just let me go you damned Vampire!"

Alucard doesn't let go of Ed or let him out of his pants and he smiles "Each time I look at your face you make me hornier"

Ed blushes and growls "that's disgusting" (That's nice…)

Alucard "For you maybe, but it feels delightful to me" he snickers at the poor alchemist

Ed's face turns completely red as he grabs Alucard's dick as hard as he can hoping to hurt Alucard

Alucard smiles happily "Oh, that feels quite good, maybe a little harder if you would or possibly stroke it" he's enjoying himself

Ed "Damn you to hell bastard! T-T"

Alucard puppy eyes Ed (Which is scray) and whines "But I want you…no! I NEED you so badly!"

Ed "No you don't!" very scared that Alucard's using puppy eyes

Alucard "…Hmm" he let's go of Ed then stands up, looking down at Ed with a sort of glare but he almost looks emotionless

Ed looks up at Alucard, and puts his hands together (OMG ONOZ)

Alucard moves his hands to the side of his pants then pulls them down, exposing everything (He wears no underpants) Alucard smiles "See how hard I am?"

Ed O.O, then transforms his hand into a sword knife thing, and says "Stay away from me"

Alucard smiles even wider "Feisty aren't we?" he reaches his long arm toward Ed

Ed holds up the hand he transformed at Alucard "Maybeh" Ed says proudly

Alucard "Haha! How adorable!" he reaches his arm past Ed's hand sword and strokes Ed's cheek

Ed stabs Alucard's arm that touched him and says "No touchy my cheeks"

Alucard stares at Ed and watches his blood pour from his arm and smiles "What a sharp attitude" he crouches down in front of Ed even though his arm is bleeding he lifts it and strokes Ed's cheek again "What a bad little boy"

Ed cuts Alucard's arm completely off "I said no touchy my cheeks!"

Alucard watches his arm fall to the ground and looks at the ground to see a puddle of blood form from his stub of an arm"…was that necessary?" his face is blank

Ed looks down at Alucard's arm on the floor "Oops…wait yes it was!" as he looks up at Alucard's face

Alucard sighs then lifts his left arm, then one that didn't get cut off, and holds Ed's chin "Why don't I cut off your arm?"

Ed holds the knife up to Alucard's neck "Why don't I cut off your head?"

Alucard glares at the blade, hating that Ed's resisting, and he doesn't want to kill Ed "…yes…why don't you cut my head off?" he moves his hand from Ed's chin to Ed's neck then grips Ed's neck choking him

Ed stabs Alucard slightly in the neck just enough to make him bleed and says through ragged breaths "let…go"

Alucard smirks ignoring the blade to his neck and keeps his grip around Ed's neck "If I let go you might run or try to kill me…but if you want me to let you go, you'll let me have my way with you" he smiles as he feels the blood rush down his neck

Ed digs the knife deeper in Alucard's neck and mutters barely "I…w-will…ne..never do th-that!"

Alucard smirks "so we are driven to kill each other is it…ha…haha…hahahaha!" he laughs like a manic "so be it" he digs his fingers into Ed's neck

Ed stabs quite a bit deeper, as his eye twitches "I don't want…t-to…kill y-y-you yet"

Alucard starts to feel the pain in his neck but doesn't let it faze him "yet? What do you mean by 'yet'?" he doesn't let go of Ed but hi doesn't grab any tighter

Ed thinks 'shit I can't breath' "What…m-mean is…" Ed stops and takes his knife out of Alucard's neck and cuts off Alucard's hand that's choking him as Ed falls to the ground from lack of oxygen

Alucard reels his handless arm to his body and stares at the gasping Ed "I see now but…" He lifts up both scrapped pieces of whats left of his arms in the air "How am I supposed to have my fun with you?"

Ed opens one eye still gasping "You're gasp not"

Alucard gives him a quick glare "Then why didn't you slice off my head?" underneath Alucard's scowl he laughs

Ed gasping lessens "I don't want gasps you dead yet" as Ed glares at Alucard

Alucard cocks his head "You said 'Yet' again…" he smiles "You gonna kill me now? Or is it…" he lowers his eyes as he smiles "…Are you afraid to kill?"

Ed "Well yes…but you're a vampire, so technically you're already dead" still glaring at Alucard

Alucard smiles "Oh, I guess humans aren't complete idiots, then you most know, I'm not done playing with you" he gets on his knees and crawls toward Ed

Ed rolls away from Alucard "Sure I know you're not done, but I won't let you touch me"

Alucard smiles "Oh, really" even though he's not balanced he pounces onto Ed and smiles "I'm on top" (says the handless wonder)

Ed pushes against Alucard "No"

Alucard puts the ends of his stubby arms to Ed's chest and puts his weight onto Ed "Yes" he grins

Ed stares at Alucard's stubs as it bleeds "Ahh! Blood!"

Alucard smirks "What? You don't like blood?" he presses his stubs closer to Ed "I thought you liked it since you caused it"

Ed twitches "but you were the one strangling me!" as he continues to watch the blood

Alucard snickers "but who was it who cut my arm first of all" blood continues to poor from Alucard's arms onto Ed's chest

Ed "get off of me!" as Ed pushes against Alucard's chest (Not with his sword hand)

Alucard smiles "I will not" he leans down his head close to Ed's face and smiles and kisses Ed's lips

Ed now holds his knife to where his normal hand was "I said get off me!"

Alucard's smile starts to fade but doesn't make and effort to move "But I just love how you despise me" he moves his face closer to Ed's again and smiles lightly

Ed "I don't like how closer you are getting to me"

Alucard "But I do" he kisses Ed again deeply this time keeping his handless arms on Ed's chest still

Ed as he pushes Alucard's stubs off his chest finally

Alucard's stub, the one with no hand flails to the ground and catches himself with his right stub, the arm that is shorter, and accidentally kisses Ed even harder and deeper, having his tongue plopped into Ed's mouth

Ed's eyes grow wide as he just lays still (in shock)

Alucard's eyes are also wide at the sudden action but then he smiles as he kisses and plays with Ed's tongue with his own "Mmm"

Ed thinks 'Ewwww' but still unable to move (still in shock)

Alucard keeps playing with Ed's tongue in he moves his handless arm next to Ed's face and strokes his cheek with his bloody stub

Ed with his normal hand finally gets out of shock and hits Alucard's side (Rawr --)\

Alucard flops off of Ed back onto the ground now mad about the disadvantage of having no hands then sits up and shakes his head "Ow, how rude"

Ed "Listen I know I cut off your hands but…I think you're the one being rude" as Ed sits up

Alucard smiles "I guess I can't get you to hold still without any hands" He sighs "It was fun though: He moves his handless arm. The left one, to his severed hand

Ed "wh-what are you doing?" while looking at Alucard's hand on the floor (It would be funny if it twitched)

Alucard's hand twitches as he moves his arm closer to the hand and he smirks

Ed "AHH! It moved, the missing hand moved!" (Ed…congratulations you saw your first moving severed hand)

Alucard laughs as he puts his arm next to the hand and the hand starts to reattach itself to Alucard's arm "Ahh, much better" he smiles as he lifts his arm up, now with a hand again

Ed stares with amazement "How you do that!!"

Alucard snickers "I'm a vampire, what do you expect?" he grabs his severed right arm and smirks at Ed

Ed "I expected limbs to fly off and stay off…"

Alucard smiles "I'm quite different though" he quickly grabs Ed's legs and slides him closer

Ed "…let go!" as Ed slaps Alucard's hand (not cut off)

Alucard ignores Ed's pathetic slap and flips Ed over onto his stomach

Ed with a mouth full of floor says "mump mer flangger" (Translation: I'm gonna kick your ass!)

Alucard smiles "you just try it" he puts his dick just outside Ed's ass

Ed "Help me, Jesus!" Ed is currently trying to crawl forward but to no success

Alucard laughs "Jesus won't save you now!" Alucard sticks his dick deep into Ed's ass

Ed O.O "MY ARSE! WHY JESUS!?"

Alucard snickers "Jesus doesn't want to help those who are in pain" he goes in deeper

Ed "You lie! Lair! Get your dick out of my ass!"

Alucard smiles "I will not my girly little boy" he pumps in and out of Ed's ass

Ed "I'm not girly! I just have long hair!" (shoulder length) Ed squirms around (In pain)

Alucard leans his hand over Ed's shoulder with his dick still in Ed and he smiles "I lost a lot of blood…why don't you share some?" he bares his fangs to Ed

Ed startled "No, don't bite me again!"

Alucard "I can not do as you say, I need to drink" he bite Ed's neck putting his teeth deep beneath Ed's flesh

Ed "This is to much" (Has no feeling in his neck from the last time)

Alucard smirks as he continues to suck Ed's blood to replenish the blood he lost

Ed turns his hand (The knife one) back to normal

Alucard notices Ed turned his hand back but ignores it and keeps drinking Ed's blood to regain his strength

Ed places both his hands on the floor (In a kind of push up position)

Alucard turns his gaze to Ed wondering what he's trying to do and still feasts on Ed's blood

Ed (I remember this from a random episode) creates a hand out of nowhere that grabs Alucard's arm and pulls him off, as Ed screams in pain

Alucard stares at Ed and smiles "I like your alchemy"

Ed rolls over onto his back and stares at Alucard with an evil glare "Thanks…I suppose"

Alucard "Of course and you are an excellent sex doll" he laughs

Ed sits up still glaring at Alucard "What's that supposed to mean?"

Alucard snickers and twirls his hand "You didn't move much, and you never made a sound, that's why you're a perfect doll"

Ed angry "But dolls are short…"

Alucard looks surprised "Oh I forgot, you fit that too" he leans back to laugh so his gasps full of laughs don't' hurt his chest

Ed "I'm not short!" as he gets to his feet and walks over to Alucard and punches him in the face (Your face!) "Now could a short person do that?!"

Alucard falls backwards onto his back with a surprised expression but begins to laugh again "Hahaha! Of course a little man like you could do that! Hahahahaha!"

Ed "Shut up I'm not short" as he now steps on Alucard's stomach

Alucard keeps laughing "Poor little alchemist can't admit his little size! Hahaha!" (he's pushing it)

Ed "I'm not fucking short! You're short!" (Ed what are you saying)

Alucard "I'm short?" he slowly stands up and looks down at Ed "Then why do I have to look down at you?" he smiles

Ed smiles proudly (from insanity) "Because you're dumb!"

Alucard smirks "Am I now? Hmm…" he grabs Ed's arms and pulls him over and hugs him "My poor little alchemist who thinks he's big"

Ed puts his hands on Alucard in a kind of hug "I am big" as Ed sighs

Alucard smirks "Oh yes you are" he lowers one of his hands down Ed's back to his ass and sticks his finger in Ed's ass and starts to finger him

Ed (with his little moment destroyed) yips (just like puppy)

Alucard smirks "The little puppy is whining, I think he wants more" he fingers Ed more

Ed tries to push away from Alucard by pushing off Alucard's chest

Alucard holds tighter while fingering with more fingers and goes in deeper "Mmm"

Ed "Stop, you drunken bastard!!!" still trying to push away

Alucard smiles and whispers to Ed "I'm not drunk" and he keeps fingering

Ed "But you told me you were!"

Alucard smirks "I was…for a while…but it wore off, Edward" he snickers as he moves his hand in and out of Ed's ass

Ed he lays his head on Alucard and says "You bitch"

Alucard smiles "I love to please" He pushes Ed against a wall, continuing his fun

Ed "Nuuu!!! You don't, you lair!"

Alucard laughs "I love to please myself that is" As he keep fingering Ed he move his head closer to Ed's mouth to kiss him then out of nowhere the attic door slams open, and at the doorway Miroku, wide eyed (and it's not cause of Ed and Alucard) Alucard stares "I thought I locked that door" his attention fades from Miroku to Ed

Ed "Why couldn't I open that damn door!?" as he puts his hand together then puts then on Alucard and pushes Alucard away from him and rushes and grabs the last of his clothes and jogs/runs to the door "Freedom!"

Miroku takes a step forward but trips onto Ed and falls, and behind him is Zabuza smirking, Alucard laughs seeing new fun enter the room

Ed (Currently being crushed) XX

Alucard smiles at Zabuza "Having fun?" Zabuza smirks "Wanna join?" Alucard looks at the boys on the ground "Oh, Lets" Miroku "T-T"

Ed T-T "Nu! Get away!"

Alucard slowly surround Ed and Miroku and smirk (On ward rape!)