Author:
Now it's time for silly songs with Professor O. The part of the show where Professor O comes out and sings a silly song. Our curtain opens as Professor O, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Professor O cries out...

Professor O:
Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Oh where is my hairbrush?
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where,
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where,
Oh, where ... is my hairbrush?

Author:
Having heard his cry, Doctor J enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Professor O in a towel, J regains his composure and reports ...

J:
I think I saw a hairbrush back there!

Professor O:
Back there is my hairbrush.
Back there is my hairbrush.
Back there, back there, oh, where, back there,
Oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there,
Back there ... is my hairbrush!

Author:
Having heard his joyous proclamation, Wufei enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Professor O in a towel, Wufei regains his composure and comments ...

Wufei:
Why do you need a hairbrush?
You don't have any hair!

Author:
Professor O is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him. No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Professor O wonders ...

Professor O:
No hair for my hairbrush.
No hair for my hairbrush.
No hair, no hair, no where, no hair,
No hair, no hair, no where, back there,
No hair ... for my hairbrush!

Author:
Having heard his wonderings, Doctor G enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Professor O in a towel, G regains his composure and confesses ...

G:
Professor O, that old hairbrush of yours ...
Well, you never use it, you don't really need it.
So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know.
But I gave it to Duo - 'cause he's got hair!

Author:
Feeling a deep sense of loss, Professor O stumbles back and laments...

Professor O:
Not fair for my hairbrush.
Not fair! My poor hairbrush.
Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair,
No where, no hair, not fair, not fair,
Not fair! My little hairbrush!

Author: Having heard his lament, Duo enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Professor O and Duo are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of...each other. But recognizing Professor O's generosity, Duo is thankful ...

Duo:
Thanks for the hairbrush.

Author:
Yes, good has been done here. Duo exits the scene. Professor O smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out ...

Professor O:
Take care of my hairbrush.
Take care, oh my hairbrush.
Take care, take care, don't dare not care,
Take care, nice hair, no fair, take care,
Take care ... of my hairbrush.

Author: The end!

Words by Mike Nawrocki
Music by Lisa Vischer & Kurt Heinecke
© 1995 Bob and Larry Publishing (ASCAP)
Administered by EMI CMG Publishing.
Reprinted with Permission.

Ah… another heavily plagiarized piece by me. This one came from Veggie Tales.

Not a lot of people have bothered to spoof the professors (professor O is wufei's BALD trainer), so here you go…

Ok…. I KNOW… I promise the NEXT chapter will SOMEHOW relate to the title of this story.

So, um, please continue to read (even if you don't feel like reviewing), because I REALLY am having fun writing this fic.