Author:
Now
it's time for silly songs with Professor O. The part of the show
where Professor O comes out and sings a silly song. Our curtain opens
as Professor O, having just finished his morning bath, is searching
for his hairbrush. Having no success, Professor O cries
out...
Professor
O:
Oh,
where is my hairbrush?
Oh
where is my hairbrush?
Oh,
where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where,
Oh,
where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where,
Oh,
where ... is my hairbrush?
Author:
Having
heard his cry, Doctor J enters the scene. Shocked and slightly
embarrassed at the sight of Professor O in a towel, J regains his
composure and reports ...
J:
I
think I saw a hairbrush back there!
Professor
O:
Back
there is my hairbrush.
Back
there is my hairbrush.
Back
there, back there, oh, where, back there,
Oh,
where, oh, where, back there, back there,
Back
there ... is my hairbrush!
Author:
Having
heard his joyous proclamation, Wufei enters the scene. Shocked and
slightly embarrassed at the sight of Professor O in a towel, Wufei
regains his composure and comments ...
Wufei:
Why
do you need a hairbrush?
You
don't have any hair!
Author:
Professor
O is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him. No hair? What
would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his
hairbrush? Professor O wonders ...
Professor
O:
No
hair for my hairbrush.
No
hair for my hairbrush.
No
hair, no hair, no where, no hair,
No
hair, no hair, no where, back there,
No
hair ... for my hairbrush!
Author:
Having
heard his wonderings, Doctor G enters the scene. Shocked and slightly
embarrassed at the sight of Professor O in a towel, G regains his
composure and confesses ...
G:
Professor
O, that old hairbrush of yours ...
Well,
you never use it, you don't really need it.
So,
well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know.
But
I gave it to Duo - 'cause he's got hair!
Author:
Feeling
a deep sense of loss, Professor O stumbles back and
laments...
Professor
O:
Not
fair for my hairbrush.
Not
fair! My poor hairbrush.
Not
fair, not fair, no hair, not fair,
No
where, no hair, not fair, not fair,
Not
fair! My little hairbrush!
Author: Having heard his lament, Duo enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Professor O and Duo are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of...each other. But recognizing Professor O's generosity, Duo is thankful ...
Duo:
Thanks
for the hairbrush.
Author:
Yes,
good has been done here. Duo exits the scene. Professor O smiles,
but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls
out ...
Professor
O:
Take
care of my hairbrush.
Take
care, oh my hairbrush.
Take
care, take care, don't dare not care,
Take
care, nice hair, no fair, take care,
Take
care ... of my hairbrush.
Author: The end!
Words
by Mike Nawrocki
Music by Lisa Vischer & Kurt Heinecke
©
1995 Bob and Larry Publishing (ASCAP)
Administered by EMI CMG
Publishing.
Reprinted with Permission.
Ah… another heavily plagiarized piece by me. This one came from Veggie Tales.
Not a lot of people have bothered to spoof the professors (professor O is wufei's BALD trainer), so here you go…
Ok…. I KNOW… I promise the NEXT chapter will SOMEHOW relate to the title of this story.
So, um, please continue to read (even if you don't feel like reviewing), because I REALLY am having fun writing this fic.
