A/N: Well folks, here's chapter eight of The Obscurum Emissary! Hope you like it!

And please do read the fanfiction version of this story. I mean no one has even REVIEWED it yet and it's up to five chapters!

Well anyway, here's the story.

Chapter Eight: A Dragon's Flight of Fancy; Or Nightmare on Ed Street 3: How Much Is That Plank In The Window?

As all the madness was happening over in other places, we fade into another forest, where two creatures were walking around.

One of the creatures was a young, purple dragon with gold wings, gold claws, and gold horns. This was Spyro.

The second creature was a gold dragonfly. This was Sparx. And he had quite the mouth on him, to be sure.

"So where are we going again?" Sparx asked his dragon companion.

"We're going to investigate that whole dark orb incident." Spyro explained. "We're also gonna make sure if Cynder's okay."

"Oh sure," Sparx began, being sarcastic. "Try helping the girl that nearly killed you the first time you met her. Very smart."

"Sparx." Spyro said, annoyed with Sparx' attitude.

"What?" Sparx asked.

Spyro sighed, knowing Sparx' attitude wouldn't change, and tredged on, passing two stones which held a sword and a keyblade. Sparx flew inbetween the two weapons and looked at the screen.

"What? Do you REALLY expect us to carry a sword or keyblade?" Sparx asked the viewers. "In your dreams! Everyone who played the series knows that neither of us need any weapons for our adventures. Besides, they would be too heavy to carry."

After that, Sparx caught up with Spyro as they continued on. As they went on, they passed a sleeping duo of pirates.

One was a humanoid reindeer wearing a pink hat with a white x on it, the antlers were able to poke out of the hat, and red shorts. This was Tony Tony Chopper of the Strawhats.

The second was a skeleton with a large jaw, a large black afro, a top hat, a tattered black suit with a blue tie, and black shoes. He also had a purple cane with him. This was Dead Bones Brook.

"Hey, Brook!" Sparx said, loudly, waking the two up. "Hi, Chopper! Wakey wakey!
Rise and shine!"

"Sparx," Spyro scolded. "That was rude!"

"Oh, it's no problem." Brook said. "We had a good nap anyways."

"Yeah," Chopper said. "Too bad we couldn't see the fight between Luffy and Jim though."

"Well Luffy can tell you guys all about it, right?" Spyro asked.

"That's true." Chopper replied.

"Alllllllllrighty then," Sparx began, imitating a certain pet detective. "If you'll excuse us, Spyro and I have a mystery to solve!"

"Isn't that Scooby Doo's job?" Brook asked.

"Not THAT kind of mystery, Brook." Spyro responded.

Just then, the background around them turned what looks to be red, confusing the four of them. Then they looked up to see the sky turned red with red clouds as well.

"If anyone finds this a cliche, please do state so." Sparx said, crossing his arms.
Just then, the ship from earlier flew over their heads and opened up the bottom hatch. Like before, several spores poured out from it and landed on the ground, surrounding them all. Also like before, the spores collected together to form the evil Darklings.

"Aw great." Sparx complained as Spyro, Chopper, and Brook got into battle positions. "Just when we were gonna have some moment's peace."

"Well, too late for that now." Spyro said, looking down the Darklings. "Right now, let's go!"

And so they did.

With the use of Chopper's rumble ball, Chopper used his several forms to destroy a few of the Darklings. He also dodged some by going back into his 'Brain Point' form. Brook revealed that his cane was in fact actually a sword with the long part a seath for it. With his use of swordplay and use of music, Brook managed to destroy his fair share of Darklings.

With Sparx and Spyro, they weren't having much trouble either. Spyro was having an easy time roasting the Darklings to a crisp, freezing and breaking them, blowing them away with an earthquake, or electrocuting them all with his elemental breath. With Sparx, he never actually fought at all, he just led the Darklings chasing him over a cliff and laughed as they all fell.

"Make sure to send me a post card when you get down there!" Sparx called as the Darklings fell to oblivion. Just then, Sparx saw the Carrier flying away from the forest. Spyro, Chopper, and Brook ran up to where he was. "Looks like he's getting away."

"Well it's not getting too far." Spyro said. "We'll still be able to chase it. Let's go!"

The others nodded as they ran off in hot pursuit.

Meanwhile, somewhere unknown to the rest of the world, a top secret facility was held. It all was quiet in the place, even in one particular hallway where a zombie was passing by. The zombie then heard some noise and looked around. Then he looked up to see a piece of the vent getting loose. The zombie was confused until the vent piece fell on top of him, instantly destroying him.

"Oops." Came a voice from the vent. Just then, a pair of very long legs in straw pants appeared from the vent, and the rest of the figure dropped from the vent onto the ground. This figure looked very odd, for he had a Jack-O-Lantern for a head, a red straw shirt, wooden arms and fingers, and straw pants. This was Jack Skellington in his Pumpkin King form! Jack then looked to where the zombie was destroyed.

"Dreadfully sorry, kind sir." Jack Skellington said. Then he looked up to the ceiling vent. "I've really got to ask Samus how she's able to do it so well."
Jack then looked forward through the large hallway. Then Jack started running through the hallway as fast as he can.

"I just KNOW my old suit is around here somewhere!" Jack said to himself. Just then, he stopped as he heard the sound of electricity charging and cries of torture heard from the door next to him. "Hmm? What's this?"

Jack then entered the room and quickly went in as the door closed behind him. Jack looked around the room.

"That's odd..." Jack wondered. "I could've sworn I heard-"

Jack was stopped at mid-sentence as sounds of electrical charges ran through the room. Jack then looked to the center of the room to see an odd looking generator with a glass tube while inside it was, for some odd reason, a wooden board with a face on it.

"Wha?" Jack asked, looking to the generator in confusion.

The shocking then stopped a smoke was seen coming from the board's sides.

"Please! Help!" A voice cried from inside the room, making Jack look to behind the generator. "Someone please help Plank!"

Jack saw three figures behind the generator. The first figure was a brown skinned boy with peach fuzz on his head, a white shirt, blue pants, and black sandals. This was Johnny 2x4, and he was the one who cried out. He was hanging by his arms in chains on the wall.

Next to him, also chained to the wall, was a girl with blonde hair, a white shirt with black short sleeves, black pants, and black shoes. This was Nazz.

Next to Nazz, chained to the wall but upside down, was a small boy with white skin, a curl of hair, a round brace, a blue shirt, white pants, and black shoes. This was Jimmy, and he looked a little under the weather.

"Good heavens!" Jack exclaimed. "What are kids like you doing here like that?!"

"Oh please, dude!" Nazz exclaimed. "Get us out of here!"

"I believe my blood is rushing to my head..." Jimmy said.

"Save Plank too!" Johnny begged as the electricity surged again.

"Don't worry! I'll get you ALL out!" Jack said, getting a firey aura on him. "Fire... BLAST!"

And so, the place felt like it was enveloped in an explosion, thus setting off the alarm. Many zombies started swarming towards the door and looked to see what's up. And what was up was that the prisoners were free, Jack looked angry with the zombies, and the Cul-De-Sac kids were glaring as well while Johnny 2x4 held Plank in his arms.

"You guys are in for some punchy-punch now!" Jimmy said, pointing at the zombies.

"Get 'em!" Johnny 2x4 said, getting ready to pound some undead skulls. "Clobber them until they wet their pants!"

And so, the violence ensued.

With the trio finally free, they managed to release their rage upon those who imprisoned them. Johnny 2x4 was jumping on zombies' heads left and right, making them fall to the ground. Nazz was using some kicks to knock the zombies heads off. Jimmy wasn't faring well, but his use of running and dodging helped him survive. Though the heroes managed to wipe out the first wave, some more appeared.

"Oh no! There's more of them!" Jimmy cried out. But Jack held firm.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of these guys." Jack said. Just then, Jack reared his back and then started breathing fire! The zombies were then incinerated and turned into ash. Jack looked to the three kids. "We better press on. More are waiting for us up ahead."

The trio then nodded as they all went up ahead. After many, many fights later, they reached another room with only one chair and lots of monitors.

"Neato!" Johnny said in amazement. He then looked to Plank. "What's that, Plank? You agree? Yeah, I know!"

"Looks like we're in the computer room." Nazz said, observing the room. "You know, where they use cameras to look around the area."

Jack then saw something familiar to him on one of the monitors. In fact, it WAS familiar! On the screen was a room with a black and white suit with a green squishy thing on the right sleeve.

"My normal outfit!" Jack exclaimed.

"So you're going after that suit?" Jimmy asked.

"Yep." Jack responded. Then he rubbed his head, thinking. "Now we just have to find out where it is in here. I bet it won't be easy though, with all those zombie guards around."

A/N: Well, that's the end of the chapter! See you next time!

There are a couple of references in here, and as the game plays, I'll let you guess!

Spyro plays Link, Sparx plays Toon Link, Chopper and Brook play Yoshi, Johnny 2x4 plays Pikachu in this parody, Nazz plays Jiggleypuff, Jimmy plays Pichu, and Jack Skellington plays Samus.