Another chapter! Whoopee!
My belated Christmas present to all my faithful reviewers.
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"K-k-k-ken-chan! I'm COLD!"
"Well, it's not MY fault that Hitsugaya-taichou had to lose it."
Suddenly, Yachiru stopped in her tracks.
"Ken-chan! It's a building! I bet it will be WARM!"
Usually, Zaraki Kenpachi would not overreact at the mention of a four-letter word.
Usually, you do not get frozen up by an enraged silver-haired teabag-hating person deprived of height. While wearing a Frankenstein costume.
Without stopping to consult the number printed on the wall of the building, he crashed through, creating a Kenpachi-shaped hole in the wall.
Then he stopped dead.
It was the 12th division.
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Kurotsuchi Mayuri, needless to say, was not very pleased when Kenpachi and Yachiru crashed his lab.
Not in the least.
"Zaraki-taichou. I trust you have a good reason for crashing my lab in the middle of the night?"
"Hey, Burnt-face! We came in here 'cause it's WARM!"
Mayuri sighed.
"If you don't get out in five minutes, I will activate my bankai and dispose of you. Oh, and on the way out, please don't touch..."
He never got to finish his sentence.
"Ooh, what's this?"
"It's helium."
"Really, Robot-san? Wow, sounds like the name of a really nice CANDY!"
"Wait, Kusajishi-san! Don't...."
She never got to finish her sentence either.
Yachiru uncorked the bottle and inhaled. Deeply.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SOOOO FUN! LALALALA.....AYE BEE SEE DEE EEE AFF GEE...."
She started singing the alphabet song in a horrible imitation of Walt Disney's (in)famous rodent in pants.
"SHADDAP!"
"KAY AL AM AN OH PEEEEE...."
"Yachiru, you are ruining my eardrums!"
"TEE YOU VEE DOUBLEYOU AXE WHY AND ZEEEEEEEEEEEE....."
"Kusajishi-san, please don't go near that experiment!"
"NOW I KNOW MY AYE BEE SEE, NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING....Hey, what's THIS?"
"AAAAH! Kusajishi-san, don't take that burning splint!"
"Put it DOWN!!!"
Zaraki Kenpachi stared.
It had not occurred to him that Kurotsuchi Mayuri and Kurotsuchi Nemu could scream.
"OKAYEEE! I will drop this in the next room!"
Yachiru began to toddle toward a huge door on the other side of the lab.
Nemu gasped.
"Kusajishi-san! Don't go there!"
"She's high on helium, you useless assistant. She won't listen to you."
"But...Mayuri-sama!"
Nemu frantically pointed to the sign on the door Yachiru was headed for.
Mayuri looked in the direction Nemu was pointing to.
"HOLY (insert bleep here)! That's the HYDROGEN storage area! One of the storage tanks started leaking half an hour ago! Get her out! GET HER OUT!!!!!!"
Nemu started forward.
Too late.
Yachiru threw open the door and tossed the burning splint in.
BOOM.
The twelfth division became an inferno of flames. Its four occupants were ruthlessly thrown out by the explosion.
Yachiru sniffed. The effect of the helium had worn off.
"Well, Ken-chan, look on the bright side!"
"WHAT bright side?" growled Kenpachi.
"At least we're not COLD anymore!"
"Aw, shaddap."
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The fourth division rescue team, led by Yamada Hanatarou, were alerted by the flames, and arrived at the scene to take care of the second set of casualties that night.
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Yay, another one done!
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-The author
