Chapter 43.
AN: I fink after dis I wil hav abott 2 or three mor chapterz. Fangz 2 all muh revyooers not das flamers if u flamed sis story den u suk!111111 if u flam den fukk u!111
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I walked sexily into the Great Hall. It ws empty except for one person. Chewbacca was there! He sat der in deddly bloom in his blak 666 t-shirt and his baggy blak pants. He had slit his wriss!111 I felt mad at him for having sex with Yodae but I felt sorry for him. He looked just like Gerard Way with his red eyes and his pale white face.
"Chewbacca are you okay?" I asked.
"RRRARrrgghh." he screamed depressedy. I thought of the MCR song nd I got even more depressed koz that song always makes me cry. I gave him a pot cigarette and he started to smoke it.
"Oh Chewbacca why did you do it with that fucking bastard Yoda?" I asked teardully.
"RR-" Chewbacca began to say but suddenly Yaddle and Mr. Jinn appearated in2 da room! They didn't see us.
"Im so glad we me and Yoda were freed." said Yaddle.
"Dam, this job would be great if it wasn't 4 da fukking students!" Mr. JInn argreed.
"Pop addelum!111" I yielded angrily pointing my wand at them.
"Noooooooo!1" Yaddle shouted as chains came on him. Mr. Jinn ran away.
"You fukking perv." I said laughing wiv depths of evil and depressedness in my voice. "Now u have 2 tell us where Vader is or I'm gong 2 torture u!"
"I don't now where he is!1111" said Yaddle. Suddenly Vader and Vampire Leia ran in2 da room. Vampir didn't know who Vader was really.
"Oh my Satan, we were so worried about u guys!1" Vampire Leia said. I looked sexily at Chewbacca with his goffik red eyes with contacts, blak t-shirt that said 666 on it and pale skin like Gerord Way, Vampir with her sexy blak hair and red eyes just like Frank Iero and Vader who looked jist like Brandan Urie then.
I selectively took the caramel from my pocket. And then….. I began frenching Chewbacca sexily. Yadldle gasped. Chewbacca began to take all of his cloves off and I could see his white sex-pack. Then Vampire Leia took her own clotes off too. We all began making out 2gther sexily. I took off my blak leather bra, my blak lace thong and the rest of my clothes. Every1 took their glocks out except 4 vampire leia lol. "Oh mi Vader! Chewbacca!" I screamed as he put his hardness in my thingy Den he did da same fing to LEia. I began making out wiv Vader and he joined in. "OMS!111" cried Vampire Leia. "Oh Vampire Leia! Vampire Leia!" I screamed screamed. "Oh Vader!" yelled LEia in pleasore. Yaddle watched in shock. Wee took turns doing torture curses on him koz we were all sadists. Suddenly…..
….a big blak car that said 666 on the license plate flew strait through da windows. And Yoda wuz in it!11
Chapter 44.
AN: well I hav noffing 2 say but evrt1 stup glamming ok!111 if any gofik ppl r reading dis den u rok!11 omg I stil kant wait 4 da movie!1 petper mayehew is so hot lol i hop leai wil bekum gofik koz mi frend told me she iz rlly emo in dis book!1111 omfg im leeving dubya pretty soon kant wait! Diz wil prolly be da last chaptah until I kum bak.
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"Dat's mi car!" shooted Chewbacca angrily. But suddenly it was revealied who was in da car. It wuz….Yoda!
"I shall free you YADDle but first you must help me kill these idiotic donderheads." he said cruelly from the car as it flew circumamcizing above us. "Han Solo must be killed. Den the Dork Vender shall never die!"
"RRRearrrrhgHHH!" yelled Chewbacca. Then he loked at me sadly. "RRARR R GGH AHGHGHG TTTTRRRAHGHGH GGRRRRARRGGHGHN GHGHRAHHA."
We all put our clothes on quickly except Vader. We were so scarred!1 But Vader didn't change. Instead he changed into a man with gren eyes, no nose, a gray robe and white skin. He had changed into… Darht Vader!111
"I knew who thou were all along." he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. "Now I shall kill thee all!" Thunder came in da room.
"No plz don't kill u!" pleaded Vampire Leia. Suddenly Willbr, C3P-HE0, Finn, Hux, Genrnreal G, Rex and HArdcase, Palpatine, Padme, Kenobi, Bail and Dadbacca all ran in.
"What is da meaning of dis?" Obi Wan asked all angrily and Vader lookd away (bcos kenobi is da only whizard he is scared of.) He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily. Vader flew above the roof evilly on his broomstik.
"Oh my goth!" Koon gosped. (geddit kos im goffik)
"The Sith Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!" Yoda ejaculated menacingly.
"You fucking preppy fags!" Bail shouted angrily.
"I know a four-letter word 4 dirt, CRUCIATUS!"screamed LEia but da sparks from hers wand only hit Chewbacca's car. It fell down Yoda quickly crowled out of it and picked up the cideo camera.
"Oh my fucking god!1" I cried becoze the video of me in da bathrum, the video of me dong it wif Chehwbabcca and the video of Vader doing it with
"If you kill me then deze cideos will be shown to everyone in the skull. Then u can be just like that goffik girl Paris Hillton." He laughed meanly.
"No!" I scremed. "FYI I hav da picter of u doing it with Yaddle!11"
"Whats she talking abott?" Yaddle slurped as he sat in chains.
"I saw 2 she's gunna show evry1 da picter!111" LELia shouted angrily.
"Shut up!111'" Yaddle roared.
"Foolish ignoramuses!" yielded Vader from his broomstick. "Thou shall all dye soon."
"Think again you fucking muggle poser!1" LEia yelled and then she and Finn and Luke both took out blak guns! But Vader took out his own one.
"U guyz are in a Latin stand-of!111" I shouted despariedrly.
"Acco Luke's wand!11" cried Vader nd suddenly Luke's wind was in his hands. "Now I shall kill thee all and Han u will die!11111"
He maid lighting come all over da place.
"Save us Han!" Kenobi cried.
I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Chewbacca but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.
"ABRA KEDABRA!11111" I shooted.
