EPILOGUE


Six Months Earlier

The shorter bride wore a Madonna style wedding dress with tons of fake pearls around her neck and a veil tilted to one side. She held a huge margarita with a straw sticking out of the glass. The taller one donned a t-shirt with a printed tux shirt and green bow tie on it. She held a beer, also with a straw "Now, Piper, do you take this young woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health…"

The officiant was distracted by the frizzy haired woman and her brown-haired friend who had come in with the couple he was marrying right now. They were off in the corner fornicating about as much as a couple could while still clothed. The brown-haired woman had her leg wrapped around the frizzy haired one who was loudly moaning.

"Uh-huh." Piper nodded her head as she kept one hand on Alex's shoulder to keep from swaying too much.

"...for richer or for poorer..."

"I do. I take her."

Polly was yelling at Nicky. "Naughty! Naughty!" Both brides turned to laugh at their drunken companions.

"Alex, would you put the ring upon her finger?"

Piper had turned to wave at Polly only to find both the other women shirtless and braless. "This is it! Oh, my God!" Polly didn't seem to be hating on Nicky at that point!

"You may kiss the bride."

"This is the greatest day of my life!" Alex was hooting as Piper tossed her garter into the crowd of couples waiting their turn at the wedding chapel.

"Bye! Thank you!" Piper called out to the minister. "Bye-bye."

Alex broke free of Piper's grasp and approached the couple fornicating in the corner. She located their clothing beneath the church pew and tossed the shirts in their direction. She nudged Nicky with her foot and said, "let's get out of here you fool."


Larry was sitting in his posh apartment sipping a drink when his doorbell rang. "Just a moment…" He put down his drink and newspaper and went to answer the door. On his doorstep was a burning bag. He quickly stomped it to put out the fire to only end up with melted dog poo on his shoes.

Polly and Nicky were around the corner laughing their asses off.

"Why," Larry cried. "Why!?"

Polly pushed her finger into his chest. "You know why!" She then junk-punched him, high fiving Nicky as she walked away.

Nicky laughed at the man and repeated, "you know why!" Then they both ran off.


A/N: I know – back to the movie script. But I couldn't help it!

A guest asked if other movies were on their way… Mercy, I wouldn't have any idea where to even start!