Episode 8: Class Confusion

It was a new year at school, not only did the school get a bunch of new students like the son of Deadpool or the daughter of Spiderman but everyone was allowed to chose their new classes. In the great hall Kol and Jester were talking about what classes they wanted.

"So what classes are you gonna pick Kol?" The clown asked his best friend.

"Well, I was gonna sign up for Herology." As soon as those words left his mouth Connor shot his half-brother a glare.

"My Dad was a Hero, so that kind of makes me a Hero, technically." Kol explained, Jester just nodded his head like a bobble head. "Uh oh! Big bad brother at twelve o'clock!" Jester exclaimed quickly and ran off screaming like a lunatic. Before Kol had a chance to move Connor grabbed him by the collar of his shirt.

"You can't sign up for Herology. It's not right!" The young Superman snapped. "How would you like it if I signed up for your favourite class?" Connor asked and looked around, he didn't know Kol well enough to know his favourite class, one class caught his eye. "Home Evilnomics." Kol looked at his older brother for a moment and sighed.

"Might as well along with his game." He thought and went to sign up for Herology. "What are you doing?" Dick asked when Kol left.

"Proving that a Villain can't be a Hero." He smirked and walked away...


When Connor walked into Home Evilnomics everyone was giving him confused looks. "Ah Connor." The Home Evilnomics teacher, the Emerald Empress, smiled when she saw Connor. "Please take a seat, I was just about to hand out our first assignments." Empress explained as Connor sat at the front of the class.

"I want you all to go into town, find a Human and turn it evil." She said with a chuckle.

Connor gave out an irritated sigh. "This may take a while." He muttered...


The next day everyone brought in the person they had turned evil. Jester brought a man in who was once a salesman, now he was a common thief. "Well done Jester, you get a C+." Kitty brought a woman who used to work in her father's car shop, now she steals cars and sells they parts.

"Not bad Kitty, but I was expecting a little more evil, you get a C."

Finally it was Connor's turn, he had brought in a school bully. "What exactly makes this child evil?" Empress asked. "Well he's a bully and no real likes a bully." Empress rubbed his template. "Connor, I will give you one last chance to turn that child evil or else you fail!"

The young Hero gasped, if he failed then not only will his reputation be down the toilet but Kol will win the bet...


As Connor walked around town he couldn't help but worry about tomorrow, he had to turn the kid he found evil but he had no idea how to do that. "Hey Connor!" Dick smiled as he ran up to his best friend. "Hey Dick." He muttered, not really up for talking.

"What's wrong?" Dick asked.

Connor told his friend all about how he had to turn the kid evil and how he'd fail the class if he didn't. Dick thought about it for a moment before an idea popped into his head. "I think I have an idea to solve your problem."

Connor arched an eyebrow at the young Batman, Dick leaned forward and whispered something into his ear.

Connor smiled and the two ran back to school...


In Kol and Jester's room, Kol was studying some kind of blue chemical he had whipped up in 'Deadly Chemicals' class while Jester was fast asleep and, much to Kol's annoyance, snoring. As Kol tried carefully to put a drop of purple liquid in the chemical Jester's snoring grew louder and it caused him to put one to many drops in, causing the chemical to turn for dark blue to gold yellow.

Kol gasped when a puff smoke shot out the test tube and covered his face in black dust.

"Great." He muttered and walked out the room to get cleaned up, forgetting to lock the door. After they were sure that Kol was gone Dick and Connor sneaked into the room as quietly as they could. "There has to be something in here that can turn that kid evil." Connor whispered as they searched Kol's side of the room.

"What about this?" The boy wonder asked and showed his friend the test tube.

"Perfect!" Connor smiled and took the tube from Dick, however, he also knocked a small ray gun off the table and it hit the ground with a loud thud. Suddenly Jester woke up and looked around the room, yet nothing was there.

"I thought I heard something." He yawned and looked again but nothing seemed out of place. Jester climbed off the bed and walked out the room to grab something to eat. Up near the roof Connor flouted there for a second with Dick in his arms until they were sure the clown was gone...


When Home Evilnomics started once again Connor gave the kid the chemical and told him to drink it, everyone watched at the boy drank every last drop. "CONNOR YOU IDIOT!" A voice cried from the door, everyone turned to see Kol staring in horror.

"Do you have any idea what you've done!"

Suddenly the boy's skin turned a sickly yellow, his eyes as black as the night, giant bony spikes sprouted out his back and he now stood at 12ft tall. "Uh oh." Connor muttered as the boy now monster go on a rampage throughout the school.

"Connor, take this and throw it in his face!" Kol explained and gave his brother a test tube with a bright pink liquid inside.

"Got it." With that said the young Superman shot into the air and zoomed after the monster, he soon found it destroying the cafeteria while a few of the Hero students tried to defeat it. "Hey ugly!" The monster turned around only to get the test tube thrown in his face.

"AHHHHHH!" It cried as the chemical took affect and he slowly reverted back into a normal boy...


"What was that stuff?" Connor asked Kol after the teachers had cleaned up the cafeteria and taken the boy home. "It was supposed to be a power enhancer, kinda like an energy drink." Kol explained, suddenly Headmaster Luthor came over to them.

"Which one of you turned that poor boy into a monster?"

"It was me sir, it was my invention that turned that boy into monster and Connor was the one who saved him." Kol said quickly, Luthor looked at the two boys for a moment. "Well done Kol, your finally doing what a Villain should, and good job Connor." He said and walked away.

"Let's never switch classes again." Kol said and extended his hand.

"Agreed." Connor nodded and the two brothers shuck hands...