Summary: Syaoran has had enough.

Date Written: February 28, 2007

Flo: Waiting to read chapter 145… -sigh- How about I tell you guys a Tsubasa theory of mine? It's a bit crazy, but I seriously think that Kurogane's dad is alive! DON'T LEAVE! Listen, in my observance of many forms of action entertainment, you can't say someone is dead until you have seen the ENTIRE DEAD BODY! All we saw was his arm, and someone could have cut it off in order for Kurogane to get his sword… Now, wouldn't it be so sweet to see Father Son bounding between them? –sparkle eyes- Of course, I won't be at all surprised if I'm totally wrong. Still. –sigh- So cute! That would be a good fanfiction if I felt like writing a serious one.

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Enough was enough. For too long Syaoran had endured being the witness to Kurogane and Fai's insisted PDA. No amount of talking sense into them or being sent to the hospital for sever blood loss through the nose could make them realize he was not in any way shape or form comfortable with the current relationships. He realized he sounded a bit homophobic, but he actually didn't mind small pecks on the cheek or some cuddling (all on Fai's part). He found it nice that they didn't hate each other, no matter how much Kurogane tried to prove they did. It was when they got drunk or something and started to "get it on" on the table, or against a wall, or on the couch, or on the floor, or in a closet, or on the washing machine, or in an elevator, or in one of those public baths, should he go on?

There was also the language part. Yes, Kurogane never really spoke as if he were in church, but these new things just weren't working out.

Things Said by Kurogane(-san), listed by Syaoran

1.) "If you weren't a good fuck, I'd kill you."

2.) "Quite being a damn tease and get down there."

3.) "Look, I can either rape you or you can just drop your pants. You decide!"

4.) "No, you cannot be on top!" (Syaoran missed the innuendos.)

Fai's vocabulary had expanded as well, but the only disturbing thing he had heard him say was, "Ravish me, you filthy beast!" when Syaoran was just going to bed.

Sakura was no longer a problem when it came to things. Hell, she loved them! She couldn't get enough of the constant flirting from Fai and how Kurogane was always so "shy." She even offered Kurogane some flowers to give to Fai. Reason? "Just because!" So Sakura was out of the picture when it came to worrying about her innocence. He figured she was too innocent to be scarred by such things, anyway. It was just him. Syaoran. And the boy was desperate.

"Let me get this straight," Yuuko said as Mokona projected her image to a mirror. "You want me to erase your memories of Kurogane and Fai's intimacy?"

She had a good way of putting it, Syaoran had to give her that. If only she wasn't saying it with that smirk on. "Yes, ma'am," Syaoran said.

"And why, pray tell, would you want that?"

"For the love of god, can you or can you not do it?!"

Yuuko looked startled for a moment at that outburst, but quickly returned to normal. "Let me guess. You can't handle two men being in love. Is that it?" Syaoran didn't know what to say to that. Yuuko sighed. "Men have always been the more difficult gender when it came to acceptance of how hot two guys making out is."

"W-What?!"

"Yes, I can do it. I take it you are prepared for a price?"

"… Um, yes ma'am."

"Very good. Your price is…"

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This couldn't be happening. There was no way in any world they have or will go to that Syaoran was in this situation. Why did Yuuko insist on his price being him providing her with gay porn, featuring Kurogane and Fai?! How was he ever going to obtain that? Okay, so he knew exactly how to obtain it. He was really more worried on the actual object and of course if he got caught. He didn't know which one was worse. Both caused death. Though, the first one would be erased from his memories, so he chose to take his pride and just swallow it like a man and… oh god.

While Fai dragged Kurogane out to the market for food and Sakura was in the kitchen with Mokona, Syaoran snuck into Sakura's room and took a video camera a Tomoyo had also given her (something about camera messages, but the connection would probably fail while going through different worlds). After making a solemn vow to repent for breaking one of his personal seven deadly sins, he used his ninja training to creep down the hall and into Kurogane and Fai's room. It took about fifteen minutes to find a place that Syaoran thought would get a good angle of the happenings, and also because his fingers were shaking.

He then went back to his room to sit and stare at the wall since that seemed to be the only 100 percent pure thing in his life. Except, then he remembered how many times he heard sexual noises coming from way too close to his wall and that walls connect to each other. Oh, how he disturbed himself.

Syaoran didn't even come out of his room for the rest of the night, not even to get rid of a cockroach for Sakura, there by breaking another one of his personal seven deadly sins. But how could he face Fai and Kurogane after he committed such a violation of their privacy? Well, it was too late to go back. Besides, if they didn't find out, then they never would and he wouldn't be living with the guilt since he wouldn't remember it. And then THAT made him feel guilty.

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"Mokona, can you send this to Yuuko?" Syaoran asked the next morning after he deemed it safe to come out of his room.

"What is it?" Mokona asked. "And why does Syaoran has bags under his eyes?"

"Um, insomnia." It wasn't a complete lie. "And this is something top secret for only Yuuko to see. And you wouldn't want Yuuko to be mad at you if you found out, right?" Mokona quickly shook its head at that and proceeded to suck the tape into its mouth. Not soon after, Yuuko's image was on the nearby mirror again.

"I've done your" DIRTY! "deed," Syaoran said to her.

"Very good," Yuuko said, grinning like a Cheshire cat while handling the video tape as if it were gold. "I'll get back to you later!"

"WHAT?! WAIT!" But it was too late. The connection was cut, leaving Mokona hopping in Syaoran's lap asking why he was upset.

"Was that in exchange for a wish?" it asked. All Syaoran could do was nod. "She might be examining it to make sure it's the proper price. Don't worry, she'll come back!"

"Thanks," Syaoran mumbled, hanging his head.

On the plus side, from his inability to get to sleep because of the guilt nearly crushing his lungs, Syaoran was able to say for a fact Kurogane and Fai "got it on." More than once.

TBC

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A/N: Yup! It's a two-parter!