62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.

Summary;
Coulson starts to make up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do. 62 of them in fact.

This fic shall include all the Avengers and known S. H. I. E. L. D agents.
Loki is not in it.
Sorry about that.

Disclaimer;
The Avengers? I don't happen to own that awesomeness.


Sat down at the glass table on the Bridge, Banner raised his eyebrow at the playboy who was sat next to him. He was pretty sure that he had misheard his science partner, because he truly couldn't believe that of all the insults Tony could have used against the head agent, he had used 'Mum'.

Agent Coulson himself was seething to himself, wanting to just quite simply wipe that triumphant little grin off of the genius's face.

"Stark, you can shut up with the sarcastic insults now." Fury interrupted authoritively, his hands clasped behind his back.

Tony angled his head towards the director. Banner wished he had acted quickly enough to be able to stifle the words that came out of the philanthropist's mouth. "Sure thing Dad."

Agent Barton however, could barely contain his mirth as he sniggered quietly into his hand. Whereas Agent Coulson could already picture his next two rules.

Rule number 10: Agent Coulson's name isn't 'Mum'.
Rule number 11: Director Fury should never again be addressed as 'Dad'.

"For god's sake, Tony. We are not some kind of family." Fury ground out, trying to keep his patience with him.

"Yes we are." Tony argued back instantly. "I mean, I always thought that you were the dad, Coulson was the mum and then Maria was the wicked stepmother."

Rule number 12: Agent Hill is not the Avenger's wicked stepmother.


I had to fit these three rules in together. They just...fit. X'D

Kai XxxXxxX