A/N: RWBY has been confirmed to be joining Blazblue, Persona 4 Arena, and Under Night in a crossover fighting game developed by Arksys. Please leave a message after the squeal.

Eeeee~

In the meantime, I heard that y'all like skills.

GL; HF!

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It was 10 A.M. on Saturday morning when I finally saw fit to get up from bed, somehow alone in my dorm room for the first time. Pyrrha was doing some exercises and Ren had to accompany Nora while she did some "research", apparently. With sleep no longer a necessary part of my life, I'd been free to stay awake all night and stress out about A) Blake avoiding me, B) Ruby having that question mark, and C) what skills I wanted to find at Blossom's shop this weekend. These days I was avoiding staying out at night so that I didn't worry Pyrrha too much; it was all fine and dandy, but that meant having around eight hours a night to do absolutely nothing productive.

I both loved and hated my Semblance.

But now that the morning had come, I could solve at least one of my problems: namely, calling Blossom and asking him what games he had in stock! I didn't want to call too early and wake him up ('cause that's rude) but I needed to know if he had any final fantasy games in stock aside from the one I had. Having 'Cure' was extremely tempting, but I wanted to make sure my decision to get it was properly informed.

Pulling up his store number on the Vale Yellow Pages website, I dialed it into my scroll and waited.

Boooop. Boooop. Booo- "Hello? Blossom speaking."

Success! It was voice only, but I didn't mind. "Hey, Blossom, it's Jaune. I'm not bothering you, am I? I know you don't actually open for another hour."

The older man's voice told me he was happy, if a bit tired. "Nah, it's all good. How can I help you first thing in the morning?"

"I was wondering if you had some of the older Final Fantasy games in stock. Any of the games five through ten."

"Gimme' a minute." He stepped away, so I just sat on the edge of my bed and waited. Almost sixty seconds later on the dot, his voice came back on the line. "You're in luck, I've got all of those on hand. You can buy'em if you come within two hours, but after that I've got some errands to do. I'll have to shut the store down for the day."

I nodded despite the fact that he couldn't see me. "Sounds good, I'll-"

"Actually..." Blossom interrupted me as his voice took on a musing quality to it. "You remember all those years ago, when you were a kid and said you wanted to work for me and make some spending money?"

I got a strange feeling about the conversation. "Kind of. I couldn't do it because the trip was too far from Ansel to do every afternoon."

"Well, how'd you feel about coming down and manning the store today? Saturday is always a busy day for me, but I don't have any part-timers to take my spot. I know you're busy with your stuff for Beacon, but..."

New quest!

~Work at the store!

Your family's friend Blossom hates the idea of losing business. Do him a favor and he'll reward you!

Success: 5,000 EXP, 750 Lien, ?, increased closeness with Blossom.

Failure: 1 EXP, decreased closeness with Blossom.

I smiled as I went over the page. If I spent several hours there working, I'd be able to look over as many games as I wanted when there were no customers to look after. It was perfect, and I praised Monty for giving me such a blessed opportunity. "No worries, Blossom. I should be there within the hour. Does that work for you?"

Blossom was ecstatic, of course. "Great! Thank you so much, I'll make it worth the effort. See you soon."

"See you there." I hung up the phone and dressed myself in a blue button-down shirt and jeans, wanting to be presentable. Sending a message to my team that I'd be working in Vale, I was ready and out the door; but before I walked down the hallway, I stopped and stared at RWBY'S door.

I figured I might as well try and fix my other problems, too.

I knocked on the door and waited for somebody to answer. Some muffled voices came from the other side, probably arguing about who should answer me, before Ruby opened the door and poked her head out. She was dressed in her combat outfit, and smiled as she looked up at me. "Hey, Jaune! What's up?"

"Headed into Vale in a second. Is... Blake available to talk?" Half of me wanted her to be there, the other half said 'Wait, not yet!'

Side B won, because Ruby shook her head. "She vanished first thing in the morning. I hope she hasn't forgotten that we have a team exercise today."

Despite myself, I breathed a sigh of relief at the news. "Well, if you see her, can you pass on a message for me?"

Red tilted her head curiously. "I guess. Am I gonna need to write this down, or...?"

"No, it's a pretty short message. Just tell her that I'm sorry for upsetting her yesterday, and that I'd like to talk to her when she has the time."

"Can do, buckeroo. She did seem kind of off yesterday." Ruby's voice trailed off before she mentally picked herself back up and eyed me up and down. "You look nice in that. Can I ask what you're dressed up for?"

"Just some part-time work, that's all. Thanks for your help, Ruby." I started to turn away before remembering that Ruby herself was one of my worries. "Ruby, is... everything okay between you and me?"

"Hm? Yeah, why wouldn't it be?" Her confusion shifted into an open gasp. "I didn't do something weird, did I!?"

"No, no! It's just-" I stopped talking as I looked at her face; Ruby couldn't have been any more perplexed, and her expression was funny enough that I could only laugh at the whole scenario. She doesn't hate me! Good to know.

You wouldn't believe how much better I felt with just that little piece of information. Ruby was my first Beacon friend, and I definitely was not ready to lose that friendship over a misunderstanding caused by my Semblance. After my laughs subsided a bit I said, "Sorry, Ruby; I guess I got wrapped up in my own worries again."

"Oookay?" She sounded as nonplussed as she looked. "Anyways, I'll see you later Jaune. Have fun with your job, I guess."

"Yep. Later, Crater face." Ignoring her indignant 'hey!', I departed to take care of business. It was time to see what super-ultra-powerful moves I could learn!

I made it to the store fifteen minutes before the hour, almost salivating in anticipation as I tapped on the glass door for entry. Blossom opened it a moment later, looking rather tired as he said, "Perfect timing, I just got everything set up for you. Come in, I'll give you the rundown."

My instructions were pretty simple: customers could pay with cash or card, the restroom was not for public use, I could eat food on the front counter as long as there were no customers (not that there would be an issue in that department), and pets had to be kept outside. Blossom would be gone until four or so, and he'd give me 750 Lien for my time since I'd essentially been brought in for an emergency shift. He showed me how his computer's inventory system worked and how customers could pre-order.

The first customers arrived at 11:10, and Blossom watched over me as I handled the transactions with 'new-guy-who's-polite' grace; basically, I was all smiles, waves, and full of 'have a nice day' cheer while they mumbled at me and slid money across the counter. Much to my dismay, I learned that many people were tempted to steal from the store; this meant that if a customer was in the building, I had to keep an eagle's eye on them to disrupt their attempts. Fortunately, 'Observe' allowing me to check their emotions meant that I could spot potential troublemakers as they walked in the door. By 11:45 Blossom was confident enough of my ability to handle the store, so he got some things together in a bag and rolled on out. Thus began my mission: to catalogue as many games as possible.

Like many things in life, it was easier said than done.

"Thank you for your purchase. Have a nice day!" It wasn't like there were a lot of customers, but there always seemed to be one or two loitering around the store. The clock struck one in the afternoon, and I'd only managed to look at the Final Fantasy games for their skills. With a sigh. I pulled up the note that I'd written on my scroll.

[Final Fantasy Skills

FF 1 - Fire

FF 2 - Osmose

FF 3 - Aero

FF 4 - Dark Wave

FF 5 - Jump

FF 6 - Slot

FF 7 - Dice

FF 8 - Water

FF 9 - Steal

FF 10 - Haste

FF 13 - Cure]

'None of these are bad per se, but they're very...underwhelming. I won't learn Fire, Aero, or Water because I'm pretty sure my friends can do similar things with Dust. Dark Wave uses my HP to attack, so that's out since I'm pretty sure I don't have multiple lives or a way to revive myself. Steal is out, Dice is just lame- I mean, Cait Sith of all characters?! Come on. That leaves Osmose, Jump, Haste, Slot, and Cure-'

Ding!

The bell rang to announce a new customer, so I put my scroll away and put on my professional smile. "Hello, welcome to Games 'n'... Sky?"

Said acquaintance raised one hand in a lazy two-finger wave, his slicked back hair swaying a bit as he walked up to me. "That's me. You busy earning some money, Jaune?"

"Doing the owner a favor. He had some mysterious errands to run." I gave a shrug. "He wouldn't tell me what; but he's paying, so I'm not complaining. How can I help?"

"I'm looking to pre-order a game here. Gamestop is way too busy for me to try and get in there today."

I stepped over to the computer and brought up the appropriate program. "Sure thing, man. What game?"

"Undertale, the PS Vita version."

I started to type, but only got as far as 'Unde' before I stopped and gave him a level look. "Care to try that again? Everyone knows that Undertale is a Steam only game. If you want to buy a money card, they're on that stand to your left.

Sky tilted his head in confusion before adopting an exaggerated 'oh' expression. "You didn't know? Toby Fox and PlayStation announced that the PS4 and Vita were getting releases. There's even a collector's edition with a musical locket. Look it up."

Feeling doubtful, I typed "PS4 Undertale" into the computer's web browser... and promptly had my expectations smashed.

On the official PlayStation website was a trailer for none other than Undertale, exactly as Sky said. My jaw unhinged a little bit as I processed this new information, causing Sky to laugh. "I know, right? I was stunned, too. Up to this point I hadn't found that many games I wanted to play on my Vita- well, none that the company bothered to import from Mistral, anyway."

Just as he said, I was stunned; however, it wasn't for quite the reason he thought it was. 'I'd never bothered to consider the skills I could get from Undertale since it was download only, but now I want- no, I need to know. When does it come out? Ah, about two months from now. That's going to be a loooong wait for me.'

Finally addressing Sky again, I said, "Alrighty, one pre-order for you and one foot in the mouth for me. That'll be fifty Lien, please."

"Yep yep, here you go." He passed me the money and I got him his receipt. "Thanks. I'm curious, Jaune: what games do you usually play?"

The question surprised me, or at least his curiosity did. "Oh, a little bit of everything. You?"

We talked for the next several minutes, both happy to share a couple of horror stories about FPS games and how it felt like everybody else was better. It was honestly fun.

Your closeness with Sky has increased by 1!

Eventually, Sky pulled out his Scroll and looked at the time. With a sigh, he said, "I've still gotta pick Cardin up some fire Dust, so it's time for me to roll out. It was nice talking to you, Jaune."

I nodded. "The feelings mutual. Speaking of Cardin, though, do you have any idea why he's been trying to get at me this whole week? I'm pretty sure I haven't done anything to get on his bad side, but he keeps giving me the evil eye."

Sky just shrugged. "The only thing he's said to us was that you looked weak, and then he mumbled something about your partner, the Nikos girl. My guess: he's either got bad history with her and you're guilty because you're partner..."

"-or he's crushing on her and I'm somehow in the way. Great." I let out a sigh as I finished the theory. Cardin's animosity towards me made more sense now, but it also made it clear that his glares and bullying attempts would continue for quite some time. "Thanks for telling me. See you around Beacon, Sky."

"Back at ya." Sky departed with the same wave he entered with, leaving me alone with my thoughts and hundreds more games to go through. Cardin was low on my priority list, so I put him out of mind and buckled down on the important things.

Maybe it was because it was lunchtime, but there were considerably less people from one o' clock to two-thirty, allowing me to knock out two additional franchises.

[Legend of Zelda skill list

First game - Sword Beam

Two - Sword Bounce

Link to the past - "Cane of Bryna" Spell.

Ocarina of Time - Farore's Wind

Majora's Mask - Deku Transformation

Wind Waker - Wind Shift

Twilight Princess - Spin Attack

Link's Awakening - "Pegasus Boots" Spell

Oracle of Ages - Summon "Long Switch"

Oracle of Seasons - "Roc's Cape" Spell

Skyward Sword - Skyward Strike

Breath of the Wild - Bomb Rune]

At the very least it was a much more impressive list than Final Fantasy. Barring the Deku transformation (which was questionable) and the spin attack (which I could probably do on my own anyways), there really weren't any 'bad' options. I wanted to gripe that the Oracle games had better items I could've used, but I supposed that time travel and instantly changing the seasons would've been a little overpowered.

Side note: for some reason, Blossom had all three CD-i games in his back room, but I didn't even look at their TMs. Those games never happened.

Eeeevveeerrrr.

[Mega Man Skill List

MM - Rolling Cutter

MM 2 - Leaf shield

MM 3 - Shadow Blade

MM 4 - Ring Boomerang

MM 5 - Charge Kick

MM 6 - Flame Blast

X 1 - Shotgun Ice

X 2 - Bubble Splash

X 3 - Air Dash

X 4 - "Weapon Tank"

X 5 - W-Shredder

X 6 - Hyoroga

Zero - Summon "Triple Rod"

Zero 2 - Summon "Chain Rod"

Zero 3 - Summon "Recoil Rod"

Zero 4 - Sky Chaser

Legends - Vacuum Arm]

Mega Man was another franchise with juicy options available, and only one of them (bubble splash) was inherently bad! Sadly, neither it nor the previous two lists were truly complete due to Blossom not having the full collections, but I suspected it was the best I was gonna get. More frustrating than that was the fact he only owned Metal Gear Solid 2 and Metal Gear Rising, limiting my choices there to "Ripper Mode" and, I shit you not, the "infinite grip strength" wig.

At 2:42 my scroll began to buzz, indicating a call from Blossom. I picked it up and immediately said, "I'm sorry, but I don't want whatever you're selling. You'll have to find a new customer elsewhere."

"Cute. Very cute." Blossom seemed amused enough at my joke, so I took it as a win. Is this how Yang feels with her puns? "How's the store doin'?"

"Not too bad. The Call of Duty pre-orders have capped out in your inventory, but nobody can be surprised about that. Also, a kid named Jade keeps trying to sneak in so he can steal your games. I've managed to catch him each time, but it's a little ridiculous how fast he is. I took a scroll photo of him so you'll know who it is when he walks in next time."

Your closeness with Blossom has increased by 1!

"Good thinking, Jaune; I knew you were the right choice for the job. Go ahead and send me that so we don't forget about it later."

"Roger. Anything else, sir?"

"Just that I'll be back in an hour or so. Keep up the good work."

"Will do." I cut off the call there, making sure to immediately send him the photo of the offending kid. It wasn't a moment too soon, because a small crowd of people were approaching the store from the opposite side of the street. It was time for me to earn my 750 Lien. "Hello! Welcome to Games 'n' stuff, your favorite non-corporate game store!"

Yes, that was the slogan Blossom had me using. He and I needed to have a serious discussion about his business.

By the time Blossom came back around four, I'd dealt with a large group of Pokémon TCG players trying to set up a table in the shop, two kids licking the display case where the figurines were, and the aforementioned Jade punk staging a different punk throwing up in the store to distract me. I gave him points for creativity, but the smell was foul enough for me to spray the entire building with 'fresh laundry scent' febreze even after I mopped it up. The pink haired owner walked in through the front, grocery bags over one arm and a black suitcase in the other. "I'm bac- What the hell is that smell?"

"You don't want to know," I answered with a sigh. "Need any help with those?"

"Nah, I got it." Blossom disappeared into the back rooms, but he shouted so he could still be heard . "So what've we made in sales today?"

"Seventeen pre-orders, two of those paid in full, and for the rest of the house..." I clicked through the computer screens as I paused. "Just under 250,000 Lien in sales. The customers were buying way more new goods than used, so I'm not sure how much of that you'll be seeing."

"I'll do the math later, don't worry about it." He reappeared and stood behind me, prompting me to turn and face him. He was holding out an envelope towards me, so I grabbed it and opened it up. It was 750 Lien, as promised. "Good job today. If you ever need to earn some money, hit me up so I can take a day off."

Quest Success!

You earned: 5,000 EXP and 750 Lien!

Your closeness with Blossom has increased by 10!

You have earned the title of "Shopkeeper"!

~Shopkeeper

Your sociable nature draws in the customers and encourages them to return to your store. Just be wary of unsavory theives!

10% bonus to Charisma, small boost to Lien drops from slain enemies.

I smiled at both his kind words and the notifications before me. "Thanks, I might just do that. Do you mind if I buy a couple games before I roll out of here?"

"More power to you, it gives me some of that money right back," he boasted with a laugh. "Any games in mind? You've only had all day to think about it."

I walked over to the PS3 section and nabbed Metal Gear Rising, which still had a price of 149 Lien. Pulling out my scroll, I re-examined the Zelda skill list and made up my mind.

Two minutes later, I walked out of Blossom's store with my two new TMs in a plastic bag and 401 Lien left from my pay, bringing my remaining money to a total of 989 Lien. It was a good day as far as I was concerned, and it was about to get even better. I took the Bullhead back to Beacon, still in awe of the view below me, and marched out to the cliffside when it landed.

The evening sun still beaming strong, I set the bag down and fished out both games. The first game was a 3DS re-release, but it was cheaper than buying the original N64 cartridge.

You have obtained a Technical Machine! Would you like to learn the skill "Farore's Wind"?

"Yeppers." The little card disappeared in the same flash of light that a disc would, zooming into my body and granting me power.

You have learned the skill "Farore's Wind"!

~Farore's Wind (Active) LV: MAX AP cost: 100 to set, 100 to use.

One of the magic spells that Link used to cut down on the time he spent traveling, this skill allows the user to teleport to a predetermined location of their choice. Travel wisely!

The user must first create a point that they wish to "return" to. Reusing the skill will teleport the user and any object or people they are touching to the return point. There is a two second cast time for the teleportation. Any damage receieved will interrupt the skill use, but will not remove the return point. Upon a successful teleportation, the return point will disappear and must be reset.

This skill cannot level.

'The casting interruption means it might not be useful during a heavy fight, but otherwise it sounds pretty great. I made a good choice.' Nodding to myself, I put the empty case back into the bag and touched the second TM.

You have obtained a Technical Machine! Would you like to learn the skill "Ripper Mode"?

"..." It was a much more troubling skill to use, this I knew without a doubt; but in a real skirmish I might not have the luxury of being picky. "Yes."

Error! You are missing these prerequisites: 20 STR, 20 DEX.

I gave a quiet 'hm' and put the plastic bag with both cases and the game into my Inventory. It seemed that it was finally time to hit the gym. Deciding to return to the dorm for some workout clothes, I made my way to the room and opened the door. Pyrrha and Ren were studying, while Nora-

"Hey, Jaune-Jaune! I've been looking for you!"

-was in my face in a heartbeat, almost bouncing in excitement. I laughed and walked around her, unbuttoning my outer shirt as I did so. "You could've messaged me, you know."

"I know, but you were working and all that; plus, I wanted to see your face for this." She hopped backwards and pointed a finger into the air dramatically. "For you see, I have decided on the song that I want you to perform for me like you promised!"

"Ah, I see." In all honesty, I'd forgotten about that; but an Arc always keeps his word, so I had to take it in stride. "Alright, what am I playing for you?"

"I'm sorry," interrupted Ren remorsefully from his bed. "I tried to get her to change her choice, but she wasn't having any of it."

"Huh?"

Nora removed the confusion quickly. "It isn't really a guitar song, but instead something I want you to sing."

"That won't be a problem, promise." Oh-ho-ho, was I wrong. "What song is it?"

Nora's smile somehow grew wider. "Have you ever seen the first episode of Spongebob Squarepants?"

"Wow, that takes me back. It was a long time ago, so give me a second." I sat down and talked as the memories rose to the surface. "Let's see: Spongebob goes to apply at the Krusty Krab and gets sent to find some crazy three-headed spatula, a mob of anchovies swarm the restaurant while Mr. Krabs and Squidward panic, Spongebob returns to the restaurant and-"

It struck me like lightning, sending trepidation and fear through my body and into my very soul. "Nora... Nora, no..."

"Nora, Yes! The song I want you to sing is-!"

New quest!

~JNPR Performance - Nora's Choice.

The bubbly hammer wielder wants you to perform "Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight"! Better practice your falsetto...

Time limit: One week.

Success: 15,000 EXP, increased closeness with JNPR, ?

Failure: 1,000 EXP, ?

Declination: Decreased closeness with JNPR.

Do you accept this quest? Y/N

I put my face into my pillow and screamed.

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Yay for skills and quests! You readers may be surprised to hear this, but among the Mega man skills, I honestly don't know which I'll be adding to Jaune's arsenal. What do *you* think feels right?

The DLC pack contest I detailed in the last chapter is still accepting submissions! Head over to my forum and share your idea with the world!

The omake below is just a silly little idea I had. Enjoy!

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Omake: Snow Jaune and...

RWBY and JNPR were eating lunch together, as was normal for us now. We'd been doing this routine for... gods, four months now? Five? Who knows.

Nora suddenly leaned over the table and addressed me directly. "Hey, Jaune. I've got a question that I've wanted to ask you ever since you told us about your Semblance."

"Ah, you mean that overwhelming, dramatic moment that sealed our bonds of friendship with each other?"

"There were a lot of laughs, too," interjected Ruby. "I had fun, even if it was stressful."

Pyrrha swooned a little in her seat. "It was a romantic time, even a little tragic!"

Yang raised an eyebrow. "Tragic? How?"

"What Velvet did to Cardin counts," offered Blake. A laugh sounded out from across the cafeteria, emanating from the owner of two bunny ears.

"Ah." I could only nod in recognition. "Anyways, what about it, Nora?"

"Well, you don't need sleep and any food you eat gets converted straight to health, right?"

"Riiiight?" I motioned for her to continue.

Nora lowered her voice a bit. "When was the last time you actually, you know, used the restroom?"

"That's it? It was-" I stopped. The search through my internal hard drive yielded zero answers. I, Jaune Arc, could not remember the last time I'd used the facilities.

To my surprise, Nora kept going. "Also, aren't you theoretically able to eat as much food as you'd like without getting full or gaining weight?"

"I-I mean, yeah, I guess. Why are you asking about this now?"

A paper was slammed on the table for all to see. On it were the words 'First annual oyster eating competition! Winner receives one million Lien!' Nora's smile was as wide as the waters that the oysters would be collected from. "How about you enter this?"

"Oysters?" I'd never been a big fan of them. "Why would I enter it?"

Weiss grabbed the paper and perused it. "I think I see what she's getting at. Jaune can eat as much food as any professional eater, and without fully functioning insides he won't have to worry about any food sickness. It's crazy, but it could work."

"Nora." Ren turned to chide her. "Please tell me you didn't already sign him up for this."

"Okay, I didn't sign Jaune up for this." Nobody around the table bought it for an instant, so she dropped the act. "Come on, guys, if we split the prize eight ways that's over 100 grand for each of us. Think about it."

I sighed. "Nora, I really don't want to-"

A hand grabbed my arm. Its owner, Yang, was nearly drooling. "You still owe me for those boots you ruined, Vomit Boy. This will do nicely, don't you think?"

"That was back before initiation! You're going to pull that on me now?!"

"Jaune~" Ruby's voice was almost a damn purr as she slipped around the table and used her patented 'Ruby eyes' technique. "I think it's time we updated your equipment, don't you agree? We can infuse Crocea Mors with Dust, or add a new function to the shield..."

"Oh, and your little baby wouldn't benefit from this?" Press 'X' to express doubt.

"Crescent Rose would only get a tune-up, I swear! And... maybe a better material for the scythe. I hear Adamantium is all the rage now."

I was incredulous. "Is that stuff even real!?"

Pyrrha rose to her feet almost indignantly. "You're all letting the money go to your head! Jaune is clearly uncomfortable with this."

My heart soared at the sight of my partner keeping her head in place for my sake, but then Yang leaned forward with a sultry smirk. "Combine this with your sponsorship money, Cereal Girl, and you could own a beach resort easily. A nice, private place, where you and your guy can spend aaaalll the time you want in sweet, saucy solitude."

My heart prompty dropped at the sight of Pyrrha swooning again, the champion mumbling to herself and sending some glances my way. I looked to Blake for help, but she simply held up a piece of paper that had 'private library' written on it. Of course. I turned to Weiss, but the heiress simply offered me a shrug. "I may be the heiress to the SDC, but it's always nice to have a cushion in case things go awry. Sorry, Jaune."

My last bastion of hope was Ren, but even that light was dashed when I witnessed his contemplative eyes. "Et tu, Lie Ren?"

"..." He didn't answer me for a moment, clearly crunching some mental numbers. When he finally spoke. it was as neutral a voice as I'd ever heard from him. "I could start a commercial line of herbal supplements, and the possibilities are nearly endless from there. Speaking logically, there's no reason for you to abstain from participating."

"No... Nooo!" I started to run, but Ruby's Semblance allowed her to tackle me and take me out by my legs. We hit the ground hard, but no more than a second had passed before I was picked up by the armpits by Yang. "Please," I pleaded, "please let me go. I hate oysters so much!"

"No chance. It's seven-to-one, which is to say that it's unanimous."

"That isn't how it works! Pyrrha, help me!" My vermilion haired companion stood beside Yang...

...and 'booped' my nose. Nora, materializing to my right, gave a hearty grin. "Soon, all of Remnant shall hear about the hungriest of them all: our very own Jaune Arc!"

In the centuries that followed, legends would be passed down of a scrawny, blonde Huntsman, followed by his seven self-serving "dwarves", who won an unholy number of food-eating competitions. Whenever this mysterious boy would be offered his prize money and asked to leave a comment, the only words he would say were...

"Damnit, Nora..."

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I hope you enjoyed it! For the record, I would love to do an oyster eating competition; even if I got sick, it would be so worth it.

Nora was a little troll today, wasn't she?

For now, GG!