(Moe is stewing in the lake, soggy and cold)

Moe (breathless): Heeelp…someone?

(Mad Cow pulls up in an inflatable two-man boat)

Moe: Pop, you came! Now get me out of this!

Mad Cow: YOU LET THOSE LOSERS ESCAPE WITH THAT TEDDY BEAR! I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER!

Moe: You did, but there were giant lizards, and broomsticks, and, and sniper rifles, and-

Mad Cow: ENOUGH! MOE CORNELIUS MCNAMELESS, YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK! NOW GET IN THIS BOAT!

Moe: Aw, Dad!

Mad Cow: NO TALKING! NOW PADDLE!

THE END!

Well that's it for this adventure! We saved Hobbes and got Moe grounded! No word yet on any new stories, but I have to tell you all that I'm going to be away in Ottawa for three weeks, so I won't be posting any stories during that time. If you know any good attractions in Ottawa, please let me know before Saturday! That would be great!

TTFN!

-Ojamajo Boy 178, who doesn't have an evil twin! (Or DOES he…?)