- Disclaimer: I own it like I own a penis.

- A/N: Ok, maybe I shouldn't have that as my disclaimer… Oh well, it's funny XD

Last 'chapter'! Woo!


One Of The Boys

Ming-Ming

'I just wanna be your Homecoming Queen,

Pin up poster dream.'

He loves me!

I know for a fact he loves me!

Or, he should love me! Because everyone loves me! And I know everyone loves me! It's a fact! I mean, that shortarse, brown-haired kid with no eyes… What's his name… Kerry? Kelly? Kinny? Who cares? He loves me!

He's told me many times that he loves me!

But I don't care if Kinky loves me… I want Kai to love me! And I know he does love me! And if he says he doesn't… I still know that he does! He just doesn't realise it yet…

I don't want Kai to love me like Kilcock loves me, though… As he has pictures of me plastered over his wall. I've seen them. Some of them, I didn't know had been taken… I know I have thousands of posters of ME being bought every day, because people love me so much, but Kasdararfdafer, or whatever his name is pushes it that too far…

I think he's stalking me, actually.

Anyway, back to the point that I luuurve Kai.

I'm going to phone him.

Because I got his number off the slightly-hot-but-far-too-gay Tala. Who seemed a bit too happy to give his best friend's number out…

"Hello?"

"Hi, Kai! It's me, little 'ole Ming-Ming."

"Oh God… How did you get my number?!"

"Never mind that small, unimportant detail. I was wondering if you had a date for the Beyblade Prom? Because, if you haven't, and it doesn't really matter if you already have, you can come with me, and I'll show you off fabulously, and everyone will stare and be in awe of how we make such a hot couple!"

I think I've stunned him by asking him to the prom… I just know he's bursting to accept me offer.

"I'm gay. And I'm going with Tala."

I put the phone down.

And immediately phoned Ray.

Because, I just KNOW that Ray loves me…


A/N: WHY IS MING-MING'S CHAPTER LONGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE'S?!

I actually can't stand Ming-Ming.

If she kept her mouth shut when she was in the anime, and didn't do that stupid transformation thing, and if she didn't have to appear on screen at all, she might've been alright…

XD

FINITO!