The next morning, the three genin stood waiting for their lazy sensei. They had been doing so for 4 hours.
"Im considering mudering our sensei. I can get one of my sisters to train us. I'm sure they wouldn't mind." Shiro said in an annoyed tone.
"Troublesome. Where would we stash the body? Did you forget this is a NINJA VILLAGE?" Shikamaru chided her.
"Maa, maa, no planning my death now." Kakashi said as he walked into the clearing.
"Maybe if you weren't so late, then we wouldn't." Shiro scolded him.
The silver haired Jounin shrugged his shoulders and reached behind his back. The three genin tensed as he brought out... a book? An orange cover with a man chasing a woman.
Shiro was seeing red. It was Icha Icha paradise. She lunged for the book.
"Hand over that evil book Pervert!" she screamed.
"Shimatta!" Kakashi shouted as he dogged the young girl.
"Ivge em hte okbo!" Shiro shouted in a spell. The book flew towards her and Kakashi gasped in shock.
"NO! My precious book! Give it back damnit!" Kakashi screamed in panic.
"Never!!! Nara-san! How do I burn it?! I don't have enough magic!" Shiro shouted.
"Give it to Sasuke. He'll burn it." Shikamaru said lazily.
"Uchiha-san, if you burn this for me, I'll call you Sasuke-kun." Shiro bribed him.
"Really? Will you kiss me too?" he asked hopefuly. Not that you could hear the hope.
"Don't push your luck." She growled.
Kakashi snapped out of his daze and lungged at Shiro who hadn't expected that he would so she tossed it towards Sasuke who shouted out, "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu!" and burned the porn book till it was ash.
"Ha! Take that pervert! No more porn!" Shiro shouted and in her victory hype, she hugged Sasuke and kissed him hard on the mouth.
When they broke the kiss, Shiro and Sasuke looked dazedly into eachothers eyes, Shiro's arms around his neck, and his arms around her waist. Shiro and Sasuke leaned in for another kiss unknowingly closing their eyes.
Shikamaru coughed to get their attention, "Ahem, get a room please. Troublesome couple."
At the couple comment, Shiro seemed to snap back to reality (An: Srry if I said this before, 'Whoop there goes gravity' slimshady moment! XD) and pushed Sasuke away blushing hevaliy.
"Uh... Im going home now!" Shiro shouted embaressedly.
Sasuke came back to himself as Shiro ran away and after a second, gave chase.
"Well, since my teamates are gone, I might as well leave too. Later sensei." said Shikamaru who lazily walked away leaving his mourning sensei behind.
"NOOOO!!! MY POOR BOOK! I will give you a proper burial brave comrad. You shall be missed." sobbed Kakashi who then burried the ashes of his dearest friend, his porn.
A thought passed through his head as he walked away, his head hung low. 'I didn't test them. I guess I'll just pass them then.'
Kakashi walked away sobbing.
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Sasuke quickly caught up to Shiro and grabbed her hand, spinning her around.
"Shiro! Oi, dobe!" Sasuke shouted at her.
"T-teme! Don't call me a dobe!" she shouted with a stutter.
"Dobe, did you like that kiss?" he asked, ignoring her in favor of asking his question.
"L-like it? No! It was spur of the moment damnit!" she yelled.
"Then how come you leaned in for more?" Sasuke asked with a smirk.
"I-I-I, Tge em uot fo erhe dna mohe itwhotu Usakes." she chanted in panic. She vanished in a gust of wind.
"Dobe," Sasuke sighed. He'd get his answer eventually.
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Shiro appeared in her house. In the middle of her sisters eating lunch.
"Shi-chan, we didn't expect you home. What's wrong?" asked Yuuki concernedly.
Miko studied her face, taking in the flushed face, slightly bruised lips and nervous panting, she came to a conclusion. "You had your first kiss didn't you..."
At her revalation, all of the Kurosaki family stood.
"What?! Who?! Where?! Why?!" rapid fire questions were being shot at her before Nanali picked up a glass and slamed it at a wall, silencing every one.
"Now then. Shiro, who kissed you." Nanali questioned her adoptive daughter.
"I kissed him, and it was Sasuke Uchiha." she responed.
"Why?"
"It was spur of the moment. He helped me burn Kakashi's Icha Icha book."
"Did you like it?"
"Kind of. His lips we're really nice. Not soft, but not chapped."
"Well, then I see no problem. You just have a crush. It will fade." Nanali concluded.
"Whew, getting me worried like that. What if he had tooken advantage of you!?" Yuuki cried in relife.
It was then that Shiro opted not to tell them about him coming after her.
"Well, I'll go take a nap now." she told her sisters and they bid her good dreams.
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When Shiro got to her room, she looked out the window and touched her lips. He really was a good kisser.
'No! NO NO NO!!! Like kaa-chan said, It's just a crush it will fade. I must crush the crush!' she thought to herself. She drifted off to sleep with that thought.
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Sasuke on the other hand, sat on his bed, looking at the blank wall of his room. He put a hand to his lips.
'She's not a bad kisser. Her lips were really soft. Maybe I really have found the girl to help me re-build my clan. I wonder if she'd agree to go on a date with me? When I think about it, she had a pretty wide waist for a girl. I wonder why.' he shrugged to himself. 'Oh well, might as well take a nap.'
Sasuke too drifted off into a blissful sleep.
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Shikamaru... he slept while this whole drama went on. Lucky sonofabitch.
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An: Yay! Two chapters done in one day!!! I love it! I had so much fun with friends today. Im feeling a little better now. (Though no one really cares enough to read this *Sobs in Sasuke's emo corner*)
Anywho, I feel pretty oh so pretty! I just watched Naruto Shippuden 119!!! It may be raw, but it's good. I LOVE YOU REVIEWERS!!! DO YOU NOT REALIZE THIS IS WHY WE DO THIS!!!! WE ARE REVEIW HOGGERS!!!! Laters.
-Siren
No omake today... at least no Sex Game one.
Siren: I feel dumb. I can't make up a way for Shika to get out of talking about sex.
Shika: Then don't put me in it. Troublesome author.
Siren: Don't say that Shika! You have to be in it!
Shika: No I don't you crazy woman.
Siren: I'll take that as a complement.
Sasuke: When can I fuck Shiro?
Siren: Not yet naughty. No no. Shiro doesn't know what sex is yet.
Sasuke: Let me teach her then.
Siren: No (Hits Sasuke with a rolled up newspaper.)
Shika: I was reading that.
Siren: Whoops sorry.
SHIRO: WHAT IS THE SEX GAME DAMNIT!
Nanali: SHIRO! LANGUAGE!
Shiro: Sorry kaa-san.
