Dear insolent fanfiction writers,
So, this is how you see me as. Apparently, I am either involved in drug trafficking or the black market, I look like a certain Gin, I rape people and my smile is terrifying.
You don't really have a good image of me, I wonder why~
Yet, we haven't really met that much… So, you decided to judge me just from my nice smile, my almost always closed eyes except in critical situations and, of course, from the charming description that my dear kohai had for me? This only proves that you are all quick to judge and easily influenced, right? After all, you don't know the real me, maybe all that I've let you seen is only a mask, hmm. On top of everything, you trusted Hanamiya when he talked about me, but you all said yourselves that he is not someone to be trusted, and yet you all trusted what he had said.
Well, I have to admit that being the bad guy in your little brains don't really offend me. Until, around the thirtieth story where you see me as rapist-dealer-delinquent-mafia, it becomes dull. Be more original, people! For example, you could portray me as someone nice for once. This won't offend me as well, you know?
In either way, I can assure you all that I won't turn up like how you all portray me as in your works of fiction. I look like a complete idiot in your eyes, frankly speaking, someone like me, immaculately kind and intelligent, getting my hands in these kinds of dirty dealing? I believe that my studies are one of my priorities and I will certainly not go down the path of my portrayed alter-egos. I am quite lucky that all of these works are fictional, just like the name says.
Some of you do not like me for my so-called sadistic nature and wickedness. But from where did you see me going all sadistic and wicked? Hmm, the rumors, you say? But it's not good to believe in rumors… It's only a distortion of the reality, I think you all know this very well… And yet you still choose to believe in them. To be fair, I don't think I've shown any sadistic side of mine. Wicked, I'd rather not comment, well, not as much as you make it seem like.
My smile makes you uncomfortable? I would be lying if I were to say that it does not amuse me, haha. I am not doing this intentionally, it's natural, I promise~
About my dear little kohai, I really like him, you know. He hits on my nerves, but I have nothing against him. It's just that I never liked him as much as you all wanted me to like him, and he never did me wrong so why would I assault him? Or intimidate him? I was quite taken aback when I read those parts.
There is also Momoi Satsuki. I really like her as well, this little shorty. She worries a bit too much about Aomine and the team, but I am not complaining. I know that the team will be in good hands with her and wonderful Wakamatsu when I graduate. She is very cute, haha, but there is no need to exaggerate with all those ships, come on…
I could very well explain explicitly why your ideas are absurd, but you see, I don't have that much time to lose. I believe that you must have all arrived to the same conclusion that I did not find your stories to be particularly . . .pleasant~
Sincerely,
The captain of Too,
Imayoshi Shoichi.
