Ice Cream Meltdown

"And to think when I left the bozos at the Bozo House I was getting away from all that insanity!" Wanda snapped as the girls entered an ice cream parlor in Bayville. "Shows what I know! Except for the money I won gambling it was exactly the same if I hung out with the Brotherhood!"

"Well you shouldn't have been gambling in the first place!" Jean fumed. "You're underage!"

"Stuff it Jean," Wanda growled. "Go take some more hangover medication!"

"Can we please stop fighting and just get some ice cream?" Amara sighed. "I just wanna forget the last twenty four hours ever happened."

"Girlfriend you got the right idea," Tabitha said.

The ice cream store wasn't crowded but there were a few faces. In particular two cheerleaders. "Look Mindy, it's the Freak Squad," One cheerleader snorted.

"Ewww! Cindy we'd better call the health department," Mindy snickered "Skunk Hair and her skuzzy friends are spewing their mutant germs all over the place!"

"Oh great," Rogue grumbled. "Airheads at twelve o clock! I've lost my appetite."

"I can't believe those freaks are here," Cindy said.

"Yeah I mean I thought they were kicked out of school after they didn't show up for the last two days," Mindy sniffed. "I never enjoyed the final days of school in my life so much before! Eww! Jean's here! One good thing about being held back, didn't have to have any classes with her!"

"Why those little…" Tabitha growled.

"Just ignore them," Jean told her.

The two cheerleaders snickered. Rogue heard one of them say. "Skunk Freak…"

"You wanna say something? Say it to my face!" Rogue snapped and made a fist.

"Rogue! No! Control your temper!" Jean told her.

"You want me to control my temper?" Rogue snapped. "You? The woman who has trashed every place she's been the past two days?"

"Yeah Jean that is kind of hypocritical," Amanda said.

"You stay out of this!" Jean snapped.

"Or what?" Amanda said. "You gonna lose your temper again?"

"Yeah Jean get off your high horse," Wanda said. "After the past two days you're not in any position to criticize people who lose their temper. You explode more than an active volcano."

"In fact you were in a really interesting position last night," Tabitha snickered.

"What do you mean?" Jean asked.

"Let's just say that Saratoga City saw a whole different side of you that Bayville never did!" Wanda smirked. "Actually it saw a lot of different sides of you."

"What does that mean?" Jean yelled.

"Don't tell her Tabitha!" Rogue said. "We agreed!"

"You agreed," Tabitha pointed out. "Oh no wait, Wanda said for her to find out on the Internet. That's different."

"Find out what on the Internet?" Jean fumed.

"Tabitha you can not totally keep a secret to save your life!" Kitty fumed.

"Me? I'm not known as the Gossip Queen of the Mansion!" Tabitha yelled.

"Yeah well at least I don't flash boys in study hall and make out with them in the closet while the sub is sleeping!" Kitty shouted back.

"Oh yeah! I forgot about that!" Amanda whirled on Tabitha. "I'm still mad at you for that stunt!"

"You're mad at me? You don't get to be mad at me!" Tabitha yelled. "I did that to my boyfriend before he dumped me for you!"

"When exactly were you two going out?" Amanda yelled. "Seriously, this is news to me."

"I hope you're not counting the time you kidnapped Kurt and took off from school for an entire day!" Jean snapped. (1) "Because that does not count as a date! Especially if you had to use the Brotherhood to hold him hostage!"

"For crying out loud Red!" Tabitha rolled her eyes. "He wasn't exactly a prisoner. Nothing much was going to happen in school anyway after the botched fire drill and it wasn't for the whole day! It was just the afternoon! And we had a lovely lunch!"

"Where you blackmailed Kurt into stealing toilet paper from a McDonalds!" Rogue snapped.

"It was a Burger King!" Tabitha said. "Get your facts straight will you?"

"You still stole toilet paper!" Rogue said.

"So? What's your point?" Tabitha asked.

"The point is you dragged Kurt around and got him into trouble!" Kitty snapped. "Just like you got us in trouble!"

"I got you in trouble? How is all of this my fault?" Tabitha yelled.

"Oh please! Every place you told us to go we've ended up in trouble!" Rogue snapped.

"Oh it's my fault Jean got drunk and…" Tabitha began.

"That was not my fault!" Jean shouted.

"Oh shut up Jean!" Rogue and Tabitha snapped.

"You shut up!" Jean lost her temper and telekinetically threw some ice cream at them.

The girls ducked just in time and the ice cream hit Mindy and Cindy. "AAAAAH! MY NEW OUTFIT!" Mindy shrieked.

"Who knew mint chocolate chip was your color?" Tabitha smirked.

"Nice shot Jean," Rogue smiled. "Way to watch your temper!"

"Okay! That does it!" Jean snapped. "I have so had it with all of you!"

"Well the feeling is mutual!" Amanda snapped. "Especially you Tabitha you slut!"

"Who are you calling a slut you skank?" Tabitha shouted.

"Girls, stop it!" Amara pleaded. "Amanda, Tabitha was going out with Kurt before you did!"

"Oh big surprise you're on her side!" Amanda snapped. "Miss Nympho Princess who let a hundred guys kiss her and feel her up!"

"That was for a festival celebrating womanhood and the fertility goddess!" Amara shouted. "It was cultural! And for the record they didn't grope me! It was more like a pat and…WHY DO I HAVE TO JUSTIFY MYSELF TO YOU?"

"Yeah just because you're not getting any…" Tabitha began.

"Okay that's it!" Amanda jumped on Tabitha and the two girls began to fight. Then Amara and Kitty jumped in. Jean and Rogue tried to stop them but were more focused at shouting at each other than doing anything. The cheerleaders and what few customers there were ran out of the store screaming .

And Wanda just stood there watching it all. "And I thought the Brotherhood were idiots?" She groaned.

"You know if I didn't hate this dump so much I'd call the cops," One counter worker said to another.

"Yeah let 'em trash it," the other boy said. "Besides, it's really hot to watch chicks fight. Even if they are freaks!"

The girls heard that and turned their heads. "Oh you did not just say that!" Tabitha fumed. "You did not just say that!"

"Get 'em," Rogue growled.

"Uh oh…" The first guy gulped as the girls advanced.

"You thinks it's hot when girls fight huh?" Wanda used her hex powers on ice cream.

"Well it's time for you bozos to cool off!" Tabitha made some very large energy bombs.

BOOM! BOOM!

SPLORT!

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHH!

Before the hapless boys knew it, they were covered in ice cream, sprinkles and ice cream cones. There was ice cream everywhere on the floors and ceilings. "Our manager is so not gonna be happy with this…" One groaned before he passed out.

"Well I feel better, how about you?" Wanda asked.

"Wow, I haven't seen so much ice cream everywhere since right after the Sadie Hawkins Dance," Kitty blinked. (2)

"We'd better get back home before someone calls the cops again," Jean sighed.

1. See the fics Fire Drills Are Fun and The Wheels On the Bus Go Round And Round

2. Check out the fic After The Dance. They're some of my older fics but they are still just as fun!