Disclaimer: I don't own any of Bleach's characters, nor its story line. (That belongs to Setarah whose story this is based on)

Note: For the story via Hisana and Byakuya's relationship and what I used to write my story. See story The House of Kuchiki

A/N: PLEASE I ASK THAT YOU COMMENT ON MY STORY...IT WOULD LET ME KNOW IF I SHOULD CONTINUE TO POST IT...OR IF SOMETHING LOOKS WRONG...I NEED DIRECTION PEOPLE!

Hey everyone, sorry for the long wait, but I promise I will finish this up as Setarah finishes hers.

The Long Lost Diary of Rangiku Matsumoto

Monday, January 10th –

OK, so I still can't believe that the two of them are going to get married. Hisana Kuchiki…has a nice ring to it…Rangiku Kuchiki….Rangiku Hitsug…..ANYWAY, never mind with that..hehe…

You know, Arisu asked me to be part of Captain Kuchiki's pester crew. I came the first day and helped teach them how to properly pester one Byakuya Kuchiki. We nicknamed everybody with what I thought was cool codenames….Arisu seemed to think otherwise. But I have to ask what's wrong with names like TICKLE NINJA….and PESTER JESTER…?...I thought they were cute.

After training them though, I got kind of bored with everything and decided to go have a drink instead.

Yeah well, it's time for me to wrap things up, but I leave you with my piece of wisdom for the night. Never fall asleep while drinking strong sake, or you might wake up to some very unpleasant things.

Matsumoto out!

Tuesday, January 11th –

So now, I (per request of a certain engaged captain) am Hisana's personal body guard…AND I LOVE IT! I get to be with her all the time, and I feel important, though Hisana said something about me mistaking embarrassment for importance…Psh…we can ignore that…



Hisana told me not to worry to much about protecting her and that the ninja costume I rented was TOTALLY unnecessary, but I informed her that it TOTALLY WAS….and just incase Yumiko showed up again, I wanted to be able to go all Kungfu on her ass….but only if completely necessary…of course.

But then GAH! I get so mad at my professors sometimes. Hisana was waiting for me…NO…COUNTING on me to be there as soon as class let out to walk her to the mansion. But cause of that stupid pop quiz…..damn incantations….. we got held late and Hisana got the bright idea to walk to the mansion BY HERSELF... WHAT WAS SHE THINKING!? I know what your thinking…she wan't…

…damn Yumiko and that group attacking her…again…I could hurt them so badly right now! ARGH! If only I could get my hands around her scrawny little neck…I could straighten her out!

Well, I need a drink….ASAP…before I go do something I shouldn't. Or at least this way if I do something I would later regret, I can blame it on the booze…. Again…..

see ya lata!

Wednesday, January 12th –

YESH….SHO I AMZ HAPPY AS A CAPTAIN AFTER HIS FIRST NIGHT OF LOVIN……AND I THOUGHT I WOULD WRITE A SHONG FOR HISANA AND THE CAPTAIN FOR DA WEDDIN…..

TO DA TUNE OF G…OOGLEELE SHARP...MINOR…FLAT….ROUND….HELLO BABY!

HERE WEEEEEE GO: (a/n-to tune of Oscar Meyer wiener song)

OH I WIZHS I WERE AN BYAKUYA KUCHIKI

DAT IS WHA I TRULY LIKE TO BE-EEEE—EEE

FOR IF I WER AN CAPTAIN KUCHIKI, EVERYONE WOOULD BE IN LOVE WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! ….or at least scared….

WEEEEEEE! DA BUTTERFLY IS PERTY, GONNA GO FOLLOW IT OUT THIS WINDOW…YAY!

Thursday, January 13th –

Ow…my head…

Friday, January 14th –

OK, so I'm back and (somewhat) better then before. I am so happy that I am officially part of the wedding now. And since I backed out of the pestering crew, I have been assigned by Arisu as one of the 2 WOman crew made to doll Hisana up before her big day…..

Do you think Arisu would mind if I made her makeup and clothing theme, ADULT LOVER OF THE EVENING? I mean the blush and flashy eyeshadow…may be a bit much, but….it would certainly surprise the captain and be a Matsumoto original!

Well, its another idea I have out there…we shall see…

Saturday, January 15th –

OH MY GOSH!! Wedding day!! Yesh, can't be late now!

Sunday, January 16th –

WOW! I got to look so PRETTY today, in the kimono I got for the wedding! But of course I was nothing compared the Hisana who was like a floating goddess in her white kimono…of course Arisu almost barred me from helping when I suggested my makeup idea… "Do you want her to look like a common street slut or something?" she asked me…course not, but I thought it would be a fun idea… pout. Back to the action…. We exchanged gifts all polite and by the book…and let everything get underway…

…then the sake came into effect...hehe… we all got it at the reception and OH BOY! Did I have fun….and I can say that I don't really remember to much after that point…though I did hear Arisu mention something about Hisana's knot being tied to "tight" and…I think I sung that song I wrote…once…or five times…I think..

Hehehehe….damn…gonna go apologize now….bye…