Total Drama Invader Zim
Chapter... i dun remember
RG: What the heck? THE TYPERS GETTING ON MAH NERVES... AGAIN! D:
Other random guy: (whispers in his ear)
RG: hm? Oh right the show... (looks into the camera and sticks his face in it and smiles very creepily) HELLO PEOPLE! MAH NAME IS RANDOM GUY! WELCOME TO TOTAL DRAMA INVADER ZIM!
MEANWHILE!
Old lady: (turns on the tv at total drama IZ, and then falls backward in her chair because of fright for the giant face on her tv screen)
BACK TO TDIZ:
Rg: 0-0 Im thinking I need a lawyer.
Other random guy: Got it boss. (runs somewhere)
Rg: thats bette- oh right... the show! Ummm... okay so here we have Dib, Minimoose, Tallest Purple, and Throbulator.
Throbulator: I AM THROBULATOR!
Rg: -.- yes... you are... So theres these tacos, blahblahblah, and take one and eat it and stuff... yah know... blahblah. Now, we have Dib and Minimoose safe! And after I announce the best reviewer, we'll move onto the ILLUMINATION ROUND. Okay. Our best reviewer is... FAMILIAR47! Heres what they wrote:
I vote for Dib. He lost again and...it's also because of that head. (rappels down from the ceiling and looks at Dib's head with a magnifying glass) How does something GET that big? I have nightmares just thinking about it! (shudders) Oh, and good luck to Tenn, Tak and Zim-favourite characters. (throws down a smoke bomb) coughcoughack! My doctor said not to use that anymore. DX (climbs back up through the ceiling)
Dib: MY HEADS NOT BIG! And nightmares? Thats just insulting!
Zim: I agree!
Dib: with me?
Zim: Of course not you stupid fool, I was agreeing with familiar47! How DOES it get that big? (begins poking it with a stick)
Dib: QUIT THAT! (takes the stick and breaks it in half)
Zim: GASP. MY STICK!
Dib: Get over it. You dont need a whole funeral for a stick.
Funeral people: ...
Zim: (points at the random funeral people) You guys can all go home now!
Funeral people: aww... (walk away)
Rg: CAN I JUST GET ON WITH THE VOTES? oh wait on second thought, keep this going. The longer we keep it up, the more anticipating the audience will become.
Dib: Well Im safe...
Tallest Purple: YOU may be safe, but what about me?
Throbulator: AND ME?
Random Sharks: (scream and flee, read "have you played sharkie?" chapter for the whole backstory)
Throbulator: WIMPS!
Bunny: (stands next to him and squeeks)
Throbulator: AAAHHH! (runs up a tree)
Rg: 0.o okay then... and the one whos leaving iiiisssss...
Throbulator: WHAT THE HECK! GET ON WITH IT!
Rg: THROBULATOR! YOURE STUPID AND ANNOYING! YOU LEAVE TODAY! I DONT CARE HOW MUCH EVERYONE WANTED TO VOTE PURPLE OFF! YOU GO! NOW!
Throbulator: i was supposed to be safe?
Rg: No. i felt like messin with you. Buh-bye! (waves cheerfully, pulls down a giant tube or hose or something, pushes a button, and throbulator gets suctioned up into it) His prize is a piece of paper! YAAAAYYY!
Throbulator: (screaming eventually fades)
Tallest Purple: Yay! IM SAFE! Maybe if I get the wish, I'll get it to beam Zim away!
Zim: eh? (turns to Purple)
Tallest Purple: u-uhhh... to a wonderful beach where he can have a break!
Zim: (squeals with joy)
Red: (raises an eyebrow at Tallest Purple to shut up)
Rg: Alrighty then! CHALLENGE TIME!
!
Rg: Todays thingamajig is for... drum roll please...
Drummer: oh... ish that mah cue?
Rg: (whispers) YES.
Drummer: oh. d'okay. (starts drum rolling):D
Rg: IIIISSSSSS... A WRESTLING MATCH!
Zim: 0-0 IM REFUSING TO GO.
Rg: Fine. whatever. Since you went last challenge, you dont have to do this one.
Zim: VICTORY! :D
Rg: (rolls eyes) okay... RED! Youre up.
Red: ...b-but why?
Rg: BECAUSE I SAID SO.
Red: Why cant HE GO! (points at Zim, whos standing there, waving at everyone all confident) OR HIM? (points at Fluffy, whos scratching his butt. do robots have butts?)
Rg: TOO BAD! DO YOU WANT THE WISH OR NOT?
Red: Fine... But only because I really want that wish. JUST FOR THE RECORD, I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS.
Rg: Yea... whatever... uhhh... (points at Tallest Purple) YOU! YOURE UP!
Tallest Purple: What the? I cant fight my best friend!
Rg: If you want that wish you will.
Tallest Purple: BRING THE PAIN. (flexes his not-so-huge muscles)
Red: (rolls eyes)
Rg: and... i'll take... KEEF!
Both Tallest Purple and Red: Oh NO. NOT HIM!
Keef: LOOK! ITS MAH BESTEST BUDDEHS ZIM AND DIB! HEY GUYS!
Zim: Didnt I already blow him up? HOW MANY TIMES MUST I DO IT TO MAKE HIM DIE?
Keef: 0-0
Zim: uhhh...
Keef: (glomps him)
Zim: (pushes him off) GET ON WITH THE CHALLENGE ALREADY!
Rg: Fine... and I'll take... Shloonktapooxis!
Shloonktapooxis: WOAH COOL! IMA BE A WRESTLER GUY!
Rg: -.- First round goes to... Shloonktapooxis and RED!
Red: thats TALLEST Red! D:
Rg: yeayeayea... LET THE MATCH BEGIN!
Red: (hovers into the wrestling place)
Shloonktapooxis: (does same)
Rg: Now... LETS GET READEH TO RUMMMMBLLLEEEE
Random people: its wrestling...
Rg: okayokay. LETS GET READEH TO WRESSSTTTLLEEE!
Red: (grabs Shloonktapooxis and starts punching)
(MEANWHILE)
LardNar: (in a hospital bed all beaten up from the previous episode) LET THE RESISTY LIVE ON! (coughcough)
(BACK)
Red: (in one swift punch, punches Shloonktapooxis right out of the rink) I won? eh... i mean... I WON! WHOOPEE! oh wait... that was really out of character... (grabs RG and screams in his face) I WON! DEATH TO THE RESISTY! :D
Tallest Purple, Zim, Tenn, and even SKoodge, who was already voted off: (cheer)
Zim; (up to Tallest Purple) HIGH 3!
Tallest Purple: (not enthusiastically at all, touches his finger very lightly to Zims hand) -.-
Zim: YES! DEATH TO THE RESISTY!
Tallest Purple: DEATH TO YOU!
Zim: 0.o'
Tallest Purple: yoouuu-goputamia! yknow? That planet with the aliens afraid of everything sweet and nice?
Prince Mark (see Fairly oddparents for referance): (screams)
Tallest Purple: (raises an eyebrow) that was wierd...
Rg: ENOUGH OF THIS! NEXT UP IS Tallest Purple and Keef!
Keef: WEEEEEE!
Tallest Purple: (screams as the kid jumps on his face and starts hugging it like a maniac)
Rg: WOW. yknow... just WOW.
Tallest Purple: (throws him off) WAUGH! CREEPY HUMAN KID! D:
Keef: Ima get a hug next time! :D
Tallest Purple: (shivering) sooo... much... creep...
Red: (pats him on the back) yah did well... :/
Rg: 0.o okay then... NEXT UP IS TALLEST PURPLE VERSUS RED!
Red: 0.0
Tallest PUrple: 0.0
Rg: GO.
Red and Tallest Purple: (get into the rink)
Tallest PUrple: IMA WIPE THE ICE WITH YOU!
Red: ...Isnt that a hockey threat?
Tallest Purple: Whatever...
Red: (tackles him) When we're done with this, wanna get smoothies?
Tallest Purple: eh... okay!
Red: (grabs him by his antennai and flings him out)
Rg: AND WE HAVE A WINNER! TEAM STAR WIIIINNNSS! But now we have to find the losing team, so Keef? Shloonktapooxis? YER UP!
Keef: A robot? WOW!
Shloonktapooxis: A human? WOW!
Keef: SQUEEEEEEE!
Shloonktapooxis: SQUEEEEEEE!
Red: okay this is annoying... FIGHT ALREADY!
Keef: (starts dancing)
Shloonktapooxis: 0.o NO! DONT DANCE! (tackles him)
Keef: HEY! THIS IS FUUUN!
Shloonktapooxis: Sure is, isnt it? (uses his little point and throws Keef out of the rink with it)
Rg: WE HAVE OUR LOSERS! TEAM VAMPIRE-PIGGY-HUNTERS! On this team we have Gaz, Keef, Tak, and our delishus weenies dude.
Delishus weenies guy: DEELISHUS WEENIES!
Keef: I won? I WON!
Gaz: you lost...
Keef: At least I had fun!
Gaz: -.- (grabs a chunk of his hair and tears it out)
Keef: :O WAAAUUUGGGHHH! (now partially balder than before)
Gaz: :/
Rg: okay then... well I will see you next time on... (bum bum bum)
TOTAL
DRAMA
INVADER ZIM!
(keef distinctly heard offstage screaming his head off some more)
