Authors Note: Kay people, here goes another chapter! Thanks to all those who have reviewed! No I have not read the new book, but I will as soon as I get my lazy ass to the bookstore to buy it. But anyways here is the next chapter.
IhateSool: Yeah I know it fast paced. But it so hard to write non-action scenes! I'll try to bring in Artemis sitting and twiddling his thumbs more this time.
Courtney E. Malfoy: lol of course I realized that you meant that you were blackroseblackheart! I've read one two and three but apparently there is a new one that I :cough: didn't know about let alone read :cough: Like I said before them being reluctant would take time and time I did not have. Lol well I hope you like this chapter! And update Diaries of Dead and Dying Men!
Refloc: Yeah I actually was beginning to believe that I wouldn't update again for a while but look I came through! I am so proud of myself! Yay!
Firefly12: I will have to read the next book! I had no idea there was fourth. Lol. My fic is probably so unlike the real one, but oh well I will continue anyways.
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NarwhalGirl: There will probably be fluff seeing as I love fluff. I don't know when though. I don't know what's going to happen either… at this point I'm just kinda winging it. I meant this to be a one-shot. :shrug:
Authors Note: Okay other people have reviewed I know but like the last chapter that was after I started this and I never just sit down and type a whole chapter in one night. But anyhow thanks to all those who have reviewed and like my fic! You guys are awesome. Seriously you are what keeps me writing this fic. When I started this I did not expect this many reviews. But yeah, okay I hope this chapter is a little less fast. So yeah! On to the next chapter of the epic saga of What Will She Think of Me? (I am so funny! I ought to be a comedian cough yeah right cough)
Car Rides and Boy Talk
((A/N: You know what I am going to change things up and I am not doing Holly's POV)) Juliet Butler: ((Ha ha surprise surprise))
I kinda didn't want to go with Holly underground to Haven. She had told me about it and it sounded like a really weird. I mean she said the air was like processed and recycled. And there were all these goblins who were really ugy and stupid. And Commander Root could be hot headed. Foaly was cool but above everyone else because he was smarter than them. Artemis would be there but he was Artemis. And he had Holly. Butler would be there but he was Butler. I'm his little sister. He takes care of me. He doesn't like to talk to me or hang out. Holly would be there but she had to work with the LEP. And she had Artemis. So that leaves me... alone. But I agreed to come. I packed my bags. I am in the car and on my way to Terra. I'm staying silent though and looking out the window. Sure I'm doing this for Artemis. And for Butler... but believe it or not, most of I'm doing it for my memories. I like my memories. They're part of me. And they're fun. Not the big adventurous parts. But the small things, you know. Like talking to Holly about wrestling. Stuff like that is what I'd miss the most if I couldn't remember it. So I agreed to go along. I agreed to leave everything behind me. I wonder what Mr. and Mrs. Fowl will do. They're away right now. Cruising the Nile I think. It's amazing Mr. Fowl can get on a boat again. If I were him I couldn't after all he'd gone through. That's another great memory that involves Holly. She helped to save him. Risked her life in the radiation of Russia to do it too. And she did almost lose her life when they had to jump on a train and she and Arty got hurt. Her arm fell on Arty after they jumped and just before they all went unconscious. She ended up healing him not herself. I smiled at the pleasant memory. Well it wasn't pleasant but it was nice to remember. I looked up to Holly who was in the front seat driving; she had switched places with Butler after the first half hour he drove. Okay so maybe it was nice that she was back. Just as I was thinking that she turned towards me.
"Hey Juliet, what're you thinking about?" she asked. It was a long drive and I knew she was trying to start a conversation.
"Oh you know. Stuff, the past and future mostly,"
"Oh, yes, our, oh so pleasant, history together. Hard to imagine we've known each other so long huh. Seems just like yesterday. As for the future, well who knows how long that adventure will drag on?" Holly laughed. I did too. She was so fun to hang around with. Just like a big sister or something. At that moment Butler, who had fallen asleep, gave a very loud snore. I laughed harder as Holly joined in with me. This was beginning to be a fun trip.
Foaly:
"Interesting Fowl, very interesting. I never even thought that something as minuet as the subject of Russia would cause a relapse. But I suppose Russia was a rather important detail in that particular adventure. I should have thought of that all the same," Foaly grumbled slightly in the fact that his plan had had a flaw. After all he was Foaly the genius centaur. And Fowl was a mudman. A smart one, but a mudman all the same. Being typical Artemis laughed at the upset centaur.
"It had nothing to do with your system having a flaw Foaly and you know it. It was just luck that I got my memories back. You know it, I'm sure of it," Artemis had the decency to add. It was rare that you heard Artemis being kind. Perhaps that was what had Commander Root staring at him like that.
"Are you feeling all right Fowl?" Commander Root asked.
"Yes, better than all right. Great in fact, I suppose you mean why am I being kind to Foaly? Well I am just feeling very relieved that I actually get to stay. And Butler and Juliet are coming. I really have no reason at the moment to be irritable," Artemis replied. Everything was silent for a moment. Then a couple moments.
"My god how long does it take to get from Terra to the manor and back?" Artemis snapped, sounding more like his old self.
"It could take a while seeing as they'll be going back the human way, meaning by car. Could take a few hours, I'm afraid it's only been about 30 minutes Fowl," Root said.
"Well let's talk about something. I hate the silence as much as Fowl," Foaly did loath silence. Why had he been stupid and offered to stay with Fowl? He should have gone back to his computer.
"So what have you been up to Fowl," Root said lazily.
"Other than breaking into Haven? Nothing, what about you?" Artemis said. Foaly shook his head.
"Nothing," Root said. There had been nothing big since Artemis' memory wipe. Nothing was going on. Artemis nodded. God this was going to be a long few hours.
Authors note: Alright! Short I know but again I have taken forever on this chapter. The next one should be long and soon. I hope. I tried to make this less actiony. I don't recall whether the books said it took long to get to Terra by car but it fit with the chapter to make it a couple hour drive. So I will leave it here I hope you enjoyed it. I will try to remember to update soon.
