Anko had been training us hard into the ground for 6 whole months straight in everything in all fields. She taught us how fight with swords, found out our Chakra Natures, she taught us Taijutsu, Genjutsu, Ninjutsu and more.

Now it was time for our missions. Unfortunately they were D-Rank Missions. But they were the missions that we like. Naruto liked the gardening and farming missions.

On a farming mission we made an unusual discovery.

Me: I do like the farming missions.

I was picking carrots and then I hit something made of metal.

CLUNK!

Me: Huh? What the hell?

I brush off the dust and unearthed a metal handle.

Me: What's this? (Shouts) Hey guys! I think I found something!

Everyone came over.

Naruto: What is it bro?

Me: I don't know but lets find out.

Me and Naruto lifted up the handle and it was a big door. It opened with a loud squeak and suddenly when it was opened a nasty foul stench came out of the passage.

Sakura: Ugh! That is nasty!

Me: Oh good god! That smells horrible!

Naruto: (Sniffs) Smells like blood, death, chemicals and snakes down there.

Me: Snakes? Lets go down and see. We may have stumbled onto one of Orochimaru's labs.

We went down and it was dark and the stench of evil was in the hall. We go into a room at the end of the hall and in it was a big room with a huge laboratory.

Me: Whoa! What a laboratory.

Haruna: This is definitely one of Orochimaru's old labs.

Ami: Anko told me a lot about Orochimaru and how smart he was with his chemicals and sciences.

Akiko: What was he specialized in science?

Me: Lord 3rd told us that he was experimenting with Forbidden Jutsu and that he was trying to find a way to achieve true immortality so he can learn all the jutsu in the world and become the ultimate shinobi.

Sakura: That is absolutely insane.

Satsuki: It sure is.

Me: Yeah. Naruto you go get Lord 3rd and tell him what we found and Anko-sensei is gonna want to know too.

Naruto: I'm on it bro.

Naruto vanished in a flash of orange light.


In the Hokage's office Lord 3rd was relaxing while his clones were working when Naruto appeared in a flash.

Lord 3rd: Naruto. What's wrong?

Naruto: Sorry to bother you and appear like this Sarutobi-sensei but we may have stumbled onto one of Orochimaru's labs in the farm we were given our mission for.

Lord 3rd gasped.

Lord 3rd: Hold my calls. ANBU come with me. Lead us to it Naruto.

Naruto: Right.

They vanished in a flash of orange light and reappeared in the lab.

Naruto: It's right here Sarutobi-sensei.

They saw the lab.

Lord 3rd: It is one of my wayward students labs. Good work Knights.

Me: Thank you Lord 3rd.

Lord 3rd: Lets take a look around and see what we can find.

Me: Okay.

We looked around and found all kinds of crazy experiments, log books, records and more.

Me: Boy Orochimaru may be a smart guy but he is one incredibly fucked up piece of shit! Look at this experiment that he did. He was messing around with the genetic components of the 1st Hokage.

Lord 3rd gasped and he read the log and he was horrified.

Lord 3rd: He defiled Hashirama-senseis tomb.

Tiger: If I may Lord Hokage I need to tell them my story.

Lord 3rd: Certainly Tenzo.

Tenzo revealed his face.

Tenzo: You see Knights, I am the sole survivor of the experiment you found. Orochimaru kidnapped 60 children and spliced their genetic components with the genes of the 1st Hokage so that he can not only have one of us use the Wood Style Kekkei Genkai but also have control over Tailed Beasts. But their bodies violently rejected the experiment and died rapidly. I was the sole survivor and that's how I'm to utilize the Wood Style Jutsu.

Me: So you were artificially engrafted with the Wood Style Kekkei Genkai?

Tenzo: That's right.

Me: That's incredible! Orochimaru's experiment was not a total failure and it resurrected the Wood Style jutsu in you.

Tenzo: That's right. Orochimaru did give me the Wood Style Kekkei Genkai but through artificial means.

Sakura: That's crazy.

Me: Orochimaru is one seriously fucked up motherfucking megalomaniacal pedophile.

Lord 3rd: (Laughs) You said it J.D.

Naruto: And I heard from Jiraiya-sensei that he founded his own village called the Hidden Sound and it's a village full of his experiments.

Me: So the Hidden Sound Village is a village full of mutant barbarian fucks. He's really playing with fire and Orochimaru is now #2 on the Knights of The New Fire's hitlist.

Ami: He sure is.

Sakura was reading a log book and she made a horrifying discovery.

Sakura: Guys! I found a terrifying discovery!

She handed me the book and I read it. I gasped.

Me: (Gasp) That fuck found her and healed her.

Naruto: Orochimaru found who?

Me: He found Rin Nohara and healed her. This way.

We go into a room and there was a tank and in it was Rin Nohara in a tank in suspended animation and she was fully healed.

Lord 3rd: It's Rin Nohara.

Sakura: She's alive after all these years.

Naruto: One of dad's students is alive.

Natsumi: How did Orochimaru find her?

Me: That's what I would like to know too Natsumi. Lets get her out.

We go to the tank and I looked around and pressed a button and it drained and opened.

Rin fell out and Naruto caught her and wrapped her in a blanket.

Me: Lets get her to the hospital and blow this lab up.

Lord 3rd: Okay.

We got out of the hideout and fired an energy blast down the door and it exploded into an incredible fireball.

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Me: That's it for that fuckers lab.

Naruto: Yep.

Me: I'll have my report ready for you after we drop Rin off at the hospital Lord Hokage.

Lord 3rd: Understood J.D.

After we dropped Rin off at the Hospital I reported everything to him and he gave us all S-Rank mission credit.


In the hospital we were with Rin and she was waking up. She was in a hospital gown.

Me: Rin? Rin?

Rin: (Weakly) Where? Where am I?

Me: You're in the Hidden Leaf Hospital.

Rin: How did I get here?

Naruto: We found you in a tank in a laboratory in suspended animation.

Me: We found you 13 years later.

Rin: 13 years!? Where's Minato-sensei!?

Me: (Sigh) I'm sorry Rin. He's dead. We have a lot to tell you.

We revealed everything that happened over the course of 13 years and Rin had tears stream down her eyes and she was crying hard.

Sakura comforted her.

Sakura: It's all right Rin.

Rin: (Crying) Minato-sensei!

Me: I know Rin.

Naruto: We're glad you're okay though Rin. But my father would not want to see you sad like this.

Ami: It's true Rin.

After Rin calmed down we explained what happened during that time and she was shocked.

Rin: So you are Minato-sensei's son Naruto?

Naruto: I sure am. People say that the resemblance between me and my father is completely uncanny and they are right.

Rin: You look so much like him Naruto. Where's Kakashi?

Me: Kakashi is now a Jonin Sensei and he's training his own team unfortunately because of those fuckers on the disbanded Civilian Council.

Rin: Those dirtbags. They've been a menace to us shinobi ever since this village started.

Sakura: Tell me about it.

Rin: And they're still continuing their evil activities in hiding. What a bunch of monsters.

Natsumi: No kidding. They make us Tailed Beasts look like tamed kittens in comparison.

Me: Bunch of rotten dicks.

Rin was later placed in our team as a member of the Knights of The New Fire. Unfortunately because everyone thought she was dead she has to start over as a genin but Naruto assured her that she made it to Chunin once and she can do so again. Orochimaru spliced her with Phoenix DNA and as a result she got Phoenix Wings and she can not only fly with wings but also her Fire Style Nature has gotten so strong and powerfully enhanced that she doesn't need Chakra to do them. She now has amazing clothes on her. She has a black sleeveless battle dress, black bicycle shorts, black shoes and a sword like ours.


Later as we trained in the Forest of Death we got an unexpected visitor. It was Sasuke.

Sasuke: J.D. Knudson!

We saw him and with him were his cronies on the disbanded Civilian Council.

Me: Well if it isn't Sasu-gay and the disgraced citizens of Fuckenstein.

We laughed.

Civilian 1: Shut up!

Me: What brings you fucklips to our training grounds?

Civilian 2: You are all hereby ordered to relinquish your ranks and techniques and give them to Lord Sasuke!

Ami: (Scoffs) Lord Sasuke!?

Haruna: You just will never learn stupid Sasuke.

Me: You fuckheads are so stupid. I thought I made it clear that you can't tell us what to do because we don't take orders from you.

Naruto: We only listen to the Hokage and no one else.

Sakura: So go back to your little homes and go fuck yourselves into oblivion.

Me: Ooh well said Sakura.

Sasuke: You will hand over your techniques and ranks and I will have them even if I have to kill you all to get them!

Me: Then come and try it you gay freak!

Sasuke: You asshole! (Goes through Hand Signs) FIRE STYLE: FIREBALL JUTSU!

He blew a huge fireball at us.

Me: You will just never learn will you?

When the fireball was close it was sucked into my body and it made me stronger.

Sasuke came at me and he tried to slash me with a kunai but I dodged all his attacks and he threw a paper bomb at me and I blew it back at him an it landed in the ground and exploded.

KABOOM!

Me: That was pathetic.

Sasuke tried to punch and kick me at a relentless level but I was blocking all his attacks.

Me: (Blocking his attacks) If this is all you're made of you fucker it's really pathetic.

Sasuke: (ENRAGED YELLING) I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!

Me: You can't even land a hand on me you homosexual motherfucker.

Sasuke: I WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD YOU PUTRID FUCKING ASSHOLE!

I kicked him in the face with devastating force and he crashed onto the ground and was holding his face in pain.

Me: All that hatred and rage and you have no love for anyone other than yourself. I pity you Sasuke.

Sasuke: (Spits out blood) SAVE YOUR PITY FOR WHEN YOU DIE PISSANT!

Then Anko came and knocked him out with a chop to the back of his head.

Anko: Some scum just will never learn.

Me: No they won't. Thanks Anko-sensei. What an asshole.

Anko: Yep. The ANBU dealt with his friends and he won't have anyone to help him now.

Me: Good. I hope he likes the cold black emptiness of a dark prison cell. But I want to face him in the first match of the preliminaries of the Chunin Exams coming up.

Anko: I have a feeling you're gonna get it J.D.

An ANBU came.

Toad: Knights of The New Fire, Lord Hokage has called for you.

Me: We're on our way.

We went to the Hokage's office.


Another chapter complete. This one was an interesting one. I incorporated some ideas I wrote down in my books I wrote at home into this one. Part 10 is coming soon.