A.N. hey! I'm back! Ok so I need a little motivation and that could come from REVIEWing! Just a thought! Oh and I usually torment Fang before my story but I decided to torture Iggy this time! And I won't be updating for about 2 weeks because I'm off to camp!
Me: Yo Iggy how's it going?
Iggy: Good! I just made a bomb out of Nudges magazines! :D
Nudge: .WHAT!
Iggy: DANG NATALIE YOU SET THAT UP!
Me: NO I DIDN'T!
Angel: Yes you did, Nat.
Me: Oh I did. Hehe!
Nudge: Iggy, guess what?
Iggy: *frightened little girl voice* what?
Nudge: I'm not mad.
Iggy: Really?
Nudge: No, IM FURIOUS AND IM GOING TO GO GET MY HIGH HEEL STILLETOS!
Iggy: Why do you think she's getting high heels!
Me: *shrugs* I dunno!
Nudge: OH IGGY! GUESS WHERE THIS HIGH HEEL IS GOIN?
Iggy: Why me? Dear lord please, please don't let it be my- AHHH
Nudge: *kicks Iggy where the sun don't shine* Ok my work is done!
Me: That had to hurt!
Iggy: *on the ground in pain*
Me: Well since Nudge went to buy more magazines, Iggy's down, and Angel is god knows where inflicting pain on others I guess I'll just let ya read!
(Max's POV)
The morning went by uneventfully until my "friend" invited me to go to a theme park with his family over the weekend. I quickly said yes, because I never went to an amusement park or anything like one.
Well there was this moving carnival, but all the rides were closed because of some sort of an infestation. I saw it when I was flying through New Mexico.
Since it was only Thursday I had to wait for a little bit. I was expecting the rest of the day to be as boring as hell, but it was quite eventful.
First Lisa had a fit saying "YOU BOYFIREND STEALER!"
Then it escalated and we got into a fist fight. I walked away with busted knuckles and she walked away with a broken nose. She had it coming.
Now she probably has to get her 4th nose job. If she keeps it up she's going to look like Michael Jackson.
Also, Nudge tried *the key word is tried* to give me a makeover.
Lastly, Nudge and Angel made me go shopping. It was pretty funny, and Iggy video tapped most of it.
They made me go into PINK and made me try on a very revealing bikini. Which, by force obviously, I wound up buying…
And that's what they're making me wear to the amusement/water park on Saturday.
Under extremely short shorts, and a skimpy shirt.
All I remember was the bambi eyes, and BAM! I'm wearing an outfit that the red headed wonder would love. I wish Nudge didn't know about the bambi eyes sometimes…
Time skip
(Max's POV)
I walked over to Fang's house because I was riding with them to the park.
Nudge and Angel were going to be very mad. Instead of the metallic death traps *high heels* I wore navy blue converse.
But I kept the same outfit so they wouldn't kill me or anything. When Fang saw me his moth practically hit the floor.
"What are you staring at?" I asked… Bu then I remembered what I was wearing. Oh my god. He was such a pig.
"Well?" I asked tapping my foot impatiently on the floor.
"Uh…Um…You…I…I mean, you look ho- good."
"You were gonna say hot, weren't you?"
"Pfft, no!" His face got all red. How stupid does he think I am?
I shook my head at him. But then I saw what he was wearing. Oh sweet lord.
I hope I'm not, like drooling or anything, but Wow! He was wearing an under armor muscle shirt, and let me tell you he had muscles, and black trunks. Of course he's wearing all black. *Sigh*
We got in the car and I mentally did the math, which I've gotten better at because I actually study now, and I realized that there weren't enough seats for all of us.
Well it probably sounds like no big deal. Like, so what? We just squeeze a little bit. Wrong!
Nudge and Angel got in first, then Iggy and Gazzy then Fang and I. No problem right? Well if you guessed that there would be a problem then DING DING DING we have a winner!
I had to sit on Fang's lap!
Fang looked at me like he was about to burst out in a laughing fit.
"Don't. Say. Anything."
After the longest car ride of my entire life we finally got there! Yay roller costars here I come!
Heyy ok, so pleasseee review while I'm at camp! Thanks bye!
