Day Eight
flamma09: Ok. One...
Taang Lovers: Aang and Toph sitting on a tree, K - I - S - S - I - N - G!!!
flamma09: I didn't say go yet, oh well. KEEP IT GOING!!!!!!!!!! LOUDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taang Lovers, flamma09 and me: AANG AND TOPH SITTTING ON A TREE, K - I - S - S - I - N - G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aang: Not again...
Toph: Yeah, yeah, we all know, now quit it!!!!!!
flamma09: NOT QUITING!!!!!!!!!!!! LOUDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sokka, Taang Lovers, flamma09 and me: AANG AND TOPH SITTING ON A TREE, K - I - S - S - I - N - G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After some moments of intriguing gossips and chants about Taang...
Jet: Where do babies come from?
Zuko: I don't know... it's either from trees or grass.
Ty Lee: What's the difference?
Zuko: Trees are scientifically taller than grass, or were those shrubs? Just remember that trees are the tall ones.
Mai: (holds a stick) You mean this is taller?
Zuko: HOW STUPID ARE YOU???!!!!!
Katara: And I thought that Sokka was the stupid one...
Zuko: STUPID?!!!!!
Katara: Let me explain... when two people love each other soooooooooooooo deeply, they go straight to a bed or something and---
Toph and Aang: NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T CONTINUE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taylour: Man, what's the problem with you two guys? Each other?
Toph: Actually, yes. We hate each other. Pretty much.
Azura: Don't you guys know that the more you hate the more you LOVE?
Aang: So you mean the more you love the more you hate, right?
Taylour: Nope.
Azula: (spits out the coffee that she was drinking at Mai and Ty Lee) AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I LOVED ZUKO?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taylour: You two are siblings. Not different people. And why wouldn't we all love Zuko, he's hot!!!!!!!
Mai: I agree!!!! (both sighs heavenly)
Ty Lee: Wow, I never knew that Mai has a soft side. She may have a pink aura like me!!!
Me: (lazily puts my feet on the desk while reading an encyclopedia) Wow, everybody knows my name...
flamma09: Don't you have to do a host thing?
Me: What?
flamma09: BLINDBANDIT AGREES WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE TAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (leans to hug me)
Me: Restraining order.
flamma09: Man... well, (looks at watch) TAANG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: You're gonna give juice right?!!!!!!!!!!
flamma09: No... (looks at the studio kitchen) though we do have Tang juice. (gets pouch and waves it in the air) Want juice? Go get it!!!!!!!!!!!! (throws it to the closet)
Me: (stops in the tracks)
Jeremy: Hi...
Me: I'm not going to the closet!!!!!!!!
Taang Lover 9 & 10: (pushes me in the closet and locks it, leaving a "Do Not Disturb Or Else" sign)
flamma09: Thanks, nine and ten. Aang, Toph, please go to the Confession Room
Homer: (comes in scratching his butt) Can you butter my butt?
flamma09: Why, you want me to toast it too?
Homer: I'm going to the toilet... (goes to the bathroom) (splashes are heard) (from the bathroom) My head's stuck in the toilet again!!!!!!!
illumnity06: NO SASKK, TERASU!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (saskk and Terasu run around crazily) I'm going to the closet to find anything for bait. (opens closet and shuts it quickly) NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!!!!!!!!
flamma09: I said Aang and Toph please go to the confession room!!!!!!
Toph: Who's gonna make me?
Aang: Who's gonna make us?
Toph: Shut up. (pokes him hard on his forehead)
flamma09: Just go or else!!! (cracks knuckles)
Toph: Make me.
Aang: Make us.
Toph: Why do you always make me to us?! (pokes him on the head again)
Aang: Ow!!
Toph: Shut up.
flamma09: Oh yeah. TLC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zuko: What's TLC?
Katara: Tender Loving Care.
flamma09: WRONG!!!!!!!!! It's Taang Lovers Commnunity!!!!
Katara: WHAT?!!!!! HOW COULD I BE WRONG?!!!!!!!!!!!
flamma09: I SAID TLC!!!!!!!!!!
(A large group of Taang Lovers march out with cool music)
Toph and Aang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs crazily around the backyard and bumps into each other and falls unconsciously on the ground. Again)
(TLC go and drag them away)
Iroh: (in a British accent) Oh no!! Where are they taking the Avatar!!!!!!!!!! (drinks a cup of tea)
Zuko: Uncle, stop that.
At the Confession Room...
Toph: Great, tied with you again.
Aang: What's your problem with me?!!
Toph: Well let's enumerate... (ponders) EVERYTHING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
flamma09: Quit fighting you two love birds!!
Toph and Aang: We are not love birds!!!!!!!!!!!! (both turning beet red)
flamma09: Why are you both turning beet red? (short silence) Aw well, TAANG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toph: Here comes the part of the day that I hate...
flamma09: Here comes the part of the day that--- I'm so happy for you two!!!! (cries tears of joy)
Aang: She's weird.
Toph: You said it.
Outside...
Sokka: Katara?
Katara: (looks to Sokka from Yuan)
Sokka: I'v got a bad feeling that Toph and Aang agreed with each other...
Katara: Whatever...
Back at the Confession Room...
At the Closet...
Me: I'm bored and I'm not kissing you again...
Jeremy: So, what do you want to do for fun?
Me: Draw...
Jeremy: What else?
Me: Draw more...
Jeremy: Is there anything else...?
Me: Uuh... draw?
Jeremy: Is that everything you've got?
Me: Yup. (looks at Jeremy who is about to talk) And if you lay one strand of hair on me, I'll kill you...
Jeremy: (takes one strand of his hair and lays it on my thigh)
Me: You're dead. (lunges on him)
Outside the Closet...
Taang Lover 11: There's a rampage going in the closet, you think we should get them out?
Taang Lover 12: Hmmm... nah.
flamma09: Okay, now kiss...
Aang: ARE YOU MAD?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO KISS HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toph: Who says you should?!!!
Aang: Whos says I will???!!!!!!!!!!
TLC: We says you should and will! (cracks knuckles)
Taang Lover 13: (whips rope)
Aang: Uuh... no need for the rope, we'll do it.
flamma09: Okay, take the rope out...
(Unties them)
Toph: HA!!!!! SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!! (drags Aang by the head and heads for the door)
flamma09: TLC!!!!!!!!! UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: (from the closet) (beats the heck out of Jeremy) I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
flamma09: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
TLC: (moves like the Kyoshi warriors and beats the heck out Toph and Aang)
Please Stand By...
Commercial: TLC is a community of Taang Lovers who fight for justice and rights for all Taangists. It was formed by flamma09, the Head Mistress. (flamma09: I'M A TAANGIST!!!) And formed for all Taangists. They are kinda like the Kyoshi Warriors, only much better and stronger. Even stronger than Azula or Ozai even Aang, who happens to be the Avatar. HAHA!!!!! TLC IS VERY VAIN!!!!!!!!!! So if you're vain, and you're a Taangist and has a very bad nerve for Kataang, then join in!!!
Back to the Show...
Toph: Great, this happens again. Gee, thanks, Twinkle Toes!!!
Aang: How's it supposed to be my fault.
Taang Lover 14: Yay!!! They're fighting again!!!! (others join in)
flamma09: Wait, (head counts all TLC's) Where's Taang Lover 8?
Taang Lover 8: Great, guys, I don't know what to feed your baby!!! Can you hurry it up there!!!! (opens door and stares wide eyed at them with one eye twitching insanely and with heavy breathing and quickly shuts the door) NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!!!!
Taang Lover 7: What'd you see?
Taang Lover 8: (opens door)
Taang Lover 7: (stares wide eyed at them with one eye twitching insanely and with heavy breathing) CLOSE THE DOOR!!!!!! CLOSE THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!
Taang Lover 8: (closes the door)
flamma09: What happened!?!!!
Taang Lover 8: Y-y-your... your... (Taang Lover 7 slaps her on the back which makes her blurt out everything) YOURSISTERISMAKINGOUTWITHHERBESTFRIEND!!!!!!!!
flamma09: (scoffs) Teenagers...
Taang Lover 8 & 7: (looks at her sternly)
flamma09: DON'T YOU DARE STARE LIKE THAT AT YOUR MISTRESS!!!!!
Taang Lover 8 & 7: Yes ma'am!!!
flamma09: Okay, NOW ON WITH THE KISS!!!!
Aang: Are you sure it's private?
flamma09: Uhh... yeah. (pushes a button)
Oustide...
(giant speakers start popping out in the perimeter of the backyard and a large plasma TV screen comes down)
Sokka: Hey look!!!! Big stereos and a plasma TV screen!!!!!!!!!!
Katara: We can see that...
Scenes from the Confession Room...
Everybody: (claps)
Sokka: POPCORN!!!!!!!!
Popcorn Man: That costs five dollars man!!!!!
Back at the Confession Room...
flamma09: Now, kiss... or else... (cracks knuckles)
Aang: You're really sure it's private?!
flamma09: Yeah!!!
Aang: Toph?
Toph: Yup.
Aang: (holds her by the waist)
Toph: You have three seconds to let go of me, or else I'll choke you to death.
Aang: You don't even know where my neck is!!
Toph: Oh sure I do!! (holds him on the neck and leans closer)
Aang: (turns to beet red and closes eyes)
flamma09: (whispers) This is it...
Outside...
Mai: This is going to be gross.
Ty Lee: This is going to be sweet!!!
Katara: Never knew that Aang and Toph were together.
Azura: (stares at the TV excitedly)
Taylour: This is going to be gross, good thing I'm ready to run into the bathroom...
Jet: Aang and Toph... hmm... doesn't ring a bell...
Zuko: I am going to puke... (covers Yuan's eyes)
Yuan: (laughs)
Azula: I'm with you there.
Iroh: Love is brightest in the dark...
Foaming Mouth Guy: (sings like James Morrison) You wanna stay with me in the morning... you wan-- (foams mouth and faints) -You Give Me Something by James Morrison
Sokka: Eee... (draws an imaginary heart centering Toph and Aang)
Back at The Confession Room...
(Background music starts playing: You Give Me Something by James Morrison)
Toph: (smirks and starts to strangle Aang) Told you I know where it is even though I am blind.
(Music is still going on while Toph strangles Aang)
flamma09: Great, why did I spend all my money for the CD when Toph's just going to strangle Aang...hmm...maybe later when they really are going to kiss... (thinks evilly)
Aang: (lets go of her waist) (tried to speak) Y-yes!!!! There!!! I let go!!!!! Now l-let go of me!!!
Toph: (doesn't let go)
Outside...
Everybody: Ooh... that's bad...
Back at The Confession Room...
Aang: W-why aren't y-you l-letting g-go??!!!!!!!!!!
Toph: I kinda like it this way and it is way better than kissing...
Outside...
Azula: YEAH!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!! STRANGLE HIM GOOD!!!!!!!!!!! KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOHH YEAH!!!!! STRANGLE THE AVATAR!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!! (everybody looks at Azula weirdly while she hoots)
Zuko: (covers Yuan's eyes and puts cotton in his ears)
Yuan: (laughs)
Back at The Confession Room...
flamma09: You can let go now...
Toph: Why should I?!!
flamma09: You'll kill him!!!!!
Toph: I kinda like him that way!!!
flamma09: TLC!!!!!!!!!!
(Bunch of TLC's come and separate them)
Several Really Bad Puns later... about seven...
(Toph's and Aang's heads are tied together, making them kiss)
Toph: (beneath the kiss) I can't believe those fans really did this...
Aang: (beneath the kiss) I kinda like you strangling me a while ago than this...
flamma09: One missisippi... two missisippi... three missisippi... okay guys, free them now... guys?
Taang Lover 15: Aaw... get the media!!!!!
flamma09: I'll put on a new CD!!!! (puts in a new one and plays Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton)
Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd
And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder...
Toph: (turns beet red) (whispers beneath the kiss) You know, I-I hate to admit it but I'm... kinda liking this...
Aang: (turns beet red and whispers beneath kiss) Yeah... me too... when you're getting used to this...
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight
flamma09: Aaw... they're finally liking each other... this is a miracle!!!!! Alleluia!!!!
It's always times like these
When I think of you
And I wonder
If you ever
Think of me
'Cause everything's so wrong
And I don't belong
Living in your
Precious memories
'Cause I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder...
Toph: (puts arms around neck)
Aang: (puts hands at waist)
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight
flamma09: Guys, they're finally liking each other... untie them!!!! (Taang Lovers looked with awe at the pair after untieing them)
Outside...
Azula, Zuko, Mai and Taylour: (suddenly go to the bathroom, puking)
Sokka: Eeee... (makes squiglly in the air at the pair it rhymes!!!)
Katara: Stop that...
Azura: Wow, I guess they really are together...
Iroh: Love is brightest in the dark...
Ty Lee: I wish Sokka and I were like that...
And I, I
Don't want to let you know
I, I
Drown in your memory
I, I
Don't want to let this go
I, I
Don't...
Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd
And I still need you
And I still miss you
And now I wonder...
Me: (from the closet) Hmm... I never knew you'd counter my attack with a kiss... weird...
Jeremy: I've always been meaning to do that...
Me: Pervert!!!!!
Jeremy: What did I do now????!!!
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass us by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you...
If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
If I could
Just hold you
Tonight- Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton
(a plasma TV screen appears inside the closet)
Jeremy: Look!!!! (points at the TV screen)
Me: I never thought that we had that in there...
flamma09: MY TAANG BASED DREAMS!!!!! IT'S COMING TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cries happily)
Taang Lover 1: Mistress...?
flamma09: THEY'RE COMING TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRY HAPPILY WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TLC: (cries with her)
Taang Lover 2: I love you mistress... after all our hard work... is it really paying off?
Taang Lover 3: DUH!!!!! Yeah it is!!!! Can't you see, boobhead?!!
Me: (still from the closet) Well, this is kinda worth watching. Stay tuned to the next day, where we torture Zutara instead of Taang. And some next days, we will ship Tokka...
flamma09: But will there still be Taang? Right?
Me: Dunno. (smiles evilly)
Jeremy: I kinda like her also when she smiles evilly...
Me: Can you get me outta here?
flamma09: (twirls keys on one finger) Nope... not unless we put more Taang... in the next week, and the next week and the next week... and so on so forth...
Jeremy: (is about to say something)
Me: We will not kiss again...
Jeremy: Aaaw...
