The Thoughts of a Miser.
Disclaimer!: I don't own Naruto, Sasuke does.
Yo, it's the illustrious Cyber-Sama here bringing you a new chapter of The Thoughts of a Miser. I have a new story out, Shinobi Housing development, it's a smutfic so read at your own risk. Now I believe you came to read about Kakuzus suffering?
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July 17th
At Sasoris recommendation I've begun reading the 'Icha-Icha' series by the Gama-Sennin. I find it quite enjoyable, especially the fight scenes. I don't quite know why the fool put so many sex scenes in an action novel though. However when Konan-sama found them she said that if she caught me reading them in public that leaders permission or not she would kill me. I don't think she was joking. She was completely serious, not exasperated like the times she's threatened to kill Deidara, Kisame, Hidan and Sasori. I fear it may be one or both of two things. We've finally pushed past the point of sanity, or it's that time of the month. If it's the first, we just say '
Welcome to the club'. If it's the second not even Leader-Sama is safe. If it's both it would be, in Hidans words, 'A complete and total clusterfuck'. Lately I've been hearing a lot of odd noises coming from Hidans room. They sound like moans and whines. And it seems like both Hidan and Deidara have been absent for most of the night after dinner. I wonder why? That is all for right now.
Kakuzu.
Addendum: I figured out why they were missing at night. I also found out that I REALLY didn't want to know.
Kakuzu.
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And that's a wrap. Well, whattaya think? Read, review, read again and remember, enjoy!
Cyber, out.
