The midnight booze competion
The next Morning Hippy and Don had really bad hangovers plus they couldn't remember anything about the night before. Hippy fell asleep at the breakfast table until Shaggy walked by and whacked him over the head with a newspaper.
"Ya gotta read this,there's been a breakin at the bank in drugness ally". Hippy woke up and snatched the newspaper out of Shaggy's hand.
"Piss of you irish git,and don't hit me over the head with a newspaper again" he said in a very annoyed tone. Shaggy gave Hippy the finger and sauntered off.
"So what's the news then Hippy?" Don asked covered in porridge. He had fallen asleep in his porridge and now looked like a yummy breakfast treat for Goldilocks and the Three bears obviously.
"There's been a robbery at the bank in drugness ally" Replied Hippy looking at the front page.
"Well what does it say?" asked Don wiping the porridge off his face with Hermoninny's jumper (but she didn't notice because she was too busy being the snobby bitch that she is).
Hippy looked at the page again and began reading the story.
"On the 30th of August 2006 the bank in drugness ally was robbed. It was stated that a package from the vault where the possum shags the rat and the billy goat shits was taken on this very day but because the Goblins where goddamn drunk at the time,they had no idea they were robbed until they had sobered up. They were very sad that some of them commited sucide by feeding themselves to the flamable lion. If you have any idea where the stolen object is then please contact the bank straight away because if you don't then we shall hunt you down and eat you. That's not a threat it is a promise muhahahahahaha".
"What a load of old shit,turn to page three". Hippy sighed and turned to page three. Don grabbed the newspaper and sat there staring non stop at page 3.
After breakfast,Hippy decided to walk around the castle on his own. Lessons had been cancelled because the teachers got drunk and how had hangovers plus Don was still in the great hall still staring at page three.
"Listen here you bloody caretaker,i don't give a shit if you want to take a crap, these toilets are off limits because half the staff are chucking up in there". Hippy peered round the corner to see Mr Stinky having an Arguement with Madwoman Pooch
"Look here you rotten old bitch,i want to take crap" yelled Mr stinky. His cat Mrs stinky hissed in agreement.
"Oh fuck off" Replied Madwoman pooch. Mr stinky hadn't finished though.
"Don't you tell me to Fuck off woman. I can easily get you sacked". Madwoman pooch rolled her eyes in disagreement.
"I'd like to see you try. You're just a caretaker,you can't sack me. Now i suggest you get lost before i shove that mop up your fat arse". At that point Mrs stinky's eye grew red,fangs began to sprout from it's mouth and grew at least 50 feet tall.
"What the fuck is that?" Madwoman pooch asked looking at the 50 foot cat with drooling fangs and bright red eyes which was looking hungrily at her.
"Looks like Mrs stinky is going to get an early lunch" said Mr stinky evily. Madwoman pooch screamed in terror as she was about to meet her doom.Hippy couldn't help watching as Mrs Stinky swallowed Madwoman pooch in one go before turning back to her normal size.
"Well done my sweet" said Mr stinky scooping up his cat and walking into the toilets where he told all the Teachers to piss off and go be sick somewhere else.
"Psst snotter,over here". Hippy looked behind him and saw Miffy with his Flabbe and Boil.
"What the hell do you want?" Hippy asked showing that he wasn't pleased to see them.
"We're having a booze competion at midnight tonight,wanna join in?" Explained Miffy with an evil look on his face.
"What the hell is a booze competion?" asked Hippy eager to know.
"Well we all make our own booze and the one who makes the one that makes you really pissed is the winner". Flabbe and Boil nodded in agreement.
"Cool i'll try it. I'll ask Don if he wants to join in too. I'm sure he'll love it".
"Sure whatever. Ok midnight in the trophy room be there" and Miffy and his bodyguards walked off.
"Wow a booze competion,when is it?" asked Don after Hippy told him all about the booze making cxompetion.
"It's tonight,midnight. You know i reckon that Drunger Miffy might not be so bad after all " explained Hippy. Hermoninny who had been eavesdropping decided to say something.
"I don't think that's a very good idea,you could get into trouble if Mr Stinky catchs you" she said in her traditional snobbish tone.
"Who told you to but in,you snotty nosed cow?" retailliated Hippy. Hermoninny stalked off with her nose in the air.
"Don't listen to her,she's just a snobby bitch anyway" reassured Don.At halfpast eleven Hippy and Don departed from their Dormitry and headed down to the common room where Hermoninny was stood in a barbie pink dressing gown.
"What are you doing here,go back to bed" hised Don,but Hermoninny didn't budge.
"I can't believe you are going to do this,don't do it i say" but the two boys just walked past her. Hermoninny wasn't ready to give up so she followed them both out of the potrait.
"You best get back here now or else i'll tell Mr stinky" she warned.Hippy turned around to face her.
"Listen here,you can't tell us what to do. Your just a bitch who is snobby" he snarled.
"Ok go ahead but don't come crying to me when Mr stinky catches you" and she turned around to discover that Phil Mitchell had was gone.
"Oh no,i can't get back in. Oh no what ever shall i do?" and she burst into tears.
"Guess she'll just have to come with us" Suggested Don pitfully.
Hippy and Don walked through the Darkened corridors with Hermoninny walking with them. She had her mouth covered in Duck tape again to prevent her from bossing them about.
It was five minutes to midnight when they reached the trophy room.
"Where's Miffy and his cronies?" Don asked looking around the deserterd trophy room.
"Don't know. Maybe the little shitface has chickened out" suggested Hippy. Hermoninny tried to say something but failed because of the ducktape. Just then they heard footsteps and non other than Mr stinky.
"Sniff around Mrs Stinky. That shitering boy who looks like Dracula said that some Gillyward students are causing trouble tonight."
"Shit he must have fooled us into coming in and then told Mr stinky that we were coming here" whispered Don.
"Never mind that now,lets get out of here" and the three ran out of the trophy room and down the corridor. When they heard Mr stinky's footsteps getting nearer they dived into the nearest classroom and shut the door.
"We'll wait here until he's gone then we'll go back to Gillyward tower" Explained Hippy. Don was tugging nervously on Hippy's sleeve.
"What?" Hissed Hippy. Don pointed at something in front off them. Hippy and Hermoninny turned around to get a look at what Don had been pointing at. In front of them stood a giant Ostrich but it was no ordinary Ostrich,it had three heads and was pecking at the three students who screamed and legged it all the way back to Gillyward tower where Phil Mitchell was back and still in his oompa loompa outfit.
"Where have you three been?" he grunted.
"Never mind that now,open up theres a three headed ostrich after us". The Phil Mitchell potrait swung open where the three off them ran into their domtries and hid under the covers until morning.
