Yo! Wazz up, my home dawgs? (Translation: How's it going?)
I done went and started chillaxing the bro way. (I have decided to talk like an idiot for the day.)
Wazz the haps? (How are you doing?)
I be going down the train of misfortune at the big blackboard, but have had me some downtime. (I've been having a hard time in school, but I have time to myself now.)
So, here's the sick story I've been dizzling. (Roll film!)
Disclaimer: Don't own Ruby Gloom... I own Deus ex Machina, Akuma, Ashi Nagai, Amber, Dante Poulsen, etc.
"Skull Boy? Are you saying that you have amnesia?" Poe asked, afraid of the answer. There was a minute of silence, interrupted when Skull Boy burst out laughing.
"You should have seen the looks on your faces! Priceless! Ahahahahahahaha!" He cackled, holding Ruby close to his chest.
"That wasn't very nice." Scaredy Bat whispered.
"Sorry. Ow!" He suddenly held his head with a hand. "I have a splitting headache."
"Oh yes. Very funny Skull Boy." Scaredy Bat said crossly.
"No seriously." Everyone gave him looks that read 'Not funny.' That was when something dark and large slithered out of the hole in his head, causing a round of gasps.
"Kekkekkekkekkekkek." The shadow cackled, squirming over the ground in the direction the Phinedroids and Ferbots came from.
"What'd we miss?" Dante asked, running up beside Skull Boy.
"A whole lot." Iris said, stomping angrily over to Dante, grabbing him by the collar. "Where'd you go?"
"Doind a favor for- *coughs* Ruby." Dante choked out. "Your *wheeze* strangling my wind pipe." Iris, noticing that she had him a foot off the ground, apoligizing profusely.
"sorrysorrysorry! Idon'tknowmyownstrengthattimes! Sorrysorrysorry!" Iris apoligized.
"That's mine." Everyone heard Misery say, picking her staff off the ground, giving it a twirl, causing the blade to magically appear at the top. She inspected it, gave a satisfied smile, and then walked over to where Ruby was. She wacked her with the backside of it, causing her to jolt awake.
"Misery? Iris? Dante? What happened? Why is the ground so-?" She stopped when she realized that she was in Skull Boy's arms, almost fainting. Dante stepped up.
"I wouldn't faint quite yet." Dante pulled her to her feet, gesturing towards the side of the house. "Ruby, I'd like to re-introduce you to, Amber Gloom." Stepping out from the side of the mansion, a girl about the age of sixteen stood, her height nearly a foot taller than Misery. Her skin was bleached of any color and there was something green dripping from her bright golden hair, which is probably how she got her name. She was currently wearing a white t-shirt with a red heart and cross-bones on it. The left side was bulging slightly, because of the large back-hoe/robotic claw that was her left arm. Her right arm was normal, all up to her hand, which resembled a claw machine claw. She wasn't wearing any pants, because she simply did not have any legs, as Ruby noticed from the odd grey color and could see the inner workings of them. Finally, nearly her entire top-left side of her head was gone, and was replaced with a shining red eye. Her mouth was turned into a hopeful smile, and her eyes were down turned slightly. With tears running down her face, she ran into Amber's outstretched, robotic arms.
"Amber, I-I missed you s-so much." Ruby cried. Amber pulled her in tighter, unnoticing of the odd noises coming from Ruby's throat.
"Amber! Calm down! You are hurting her." Dante exclaimed, trying to pull her larger, left arm away from Ruby. With a surprised look on her face, she released Ruby, gasping and holding her throat, onto the ground. "That claw is not for show. It could crush a car with extreme ease, it is quite amazing that Ruby didn't burst like a balloon."
"Sorry." Amber finally said quietly.
"That's okay. On the bright side, you're alive! Why didn't you visit, or write? How'd you find her?" Ruby asked.
"That'd be me and the lass here." Dr. Valentiner said, walking up beside Misery and Dante. "Ag- Misery brought the next to dead body to me, hoping I could revive her. The wounds were too serious, and had to put Amber under until there was something that I could do... had to feed her through a tube in her stomach. Actually, Dante here was the one who patched her up, with slightly infuriating ease."
"Apparently, I'm from a few hundred years in the future. What you would consider high-tech, is what would be the bottom of trash piles where I'm from." He smiled sadly. He knew what was happening, for in the future... no. Better not think about it.
"So. You thought that you'd be able to get rid of me that easily." A metallic voice cackled. The group turned to see Deus ex Machina curled on what appeared to be a brick oven with attenae sticking out of it. "Anti-gravity fun launcher. Thank you Phineas and Ferb." Its tail flew up, shooting red blasts. There was a giant electronic hand brush at the bottom, had a giant juke box for a body. Its right arm was a giant shark, while the left was a giant rocket, the fire-blowing part pointed at the heroes The top was a series of screens, designed so that it looked like a smiling person. Deus ex Machina crawled up the thirty foot tall robot, attatching the juke box to the series of screens. The screens shifted and cracked, until there was a giant glaring face. "Kek-clack-kek-clack-kek-clack. Let's see you fight off a being that knows every move your going to do, before you do it!" Deus ex Machina cackled.
"Guys. Bad news. Despite how he looks, Deus ex Machina is now plugged into the world's strongest super-computer." Dante hissed, reading over the data in his eye-piece. "Aparently, Deus is in control of a database that holds all of Phineas and Ferb's inventions."
"Is that bad?" Len asked.
"Of course that's bad Len!" Dante replied. "Giant tree house robots, robotic bulls, the world's most brilliant super-computer, a space ship that moves nearly 1000 m.p.h., and that is just scratching the surface!"
"That is quite right." Deus ex Machina hissed. "And with the ability to build it in no time at all, I am a force to be reckoned with."
"SCATTER!" Misery yelled, holding her scythe in front of her. The anti-gravity fun launcher appeared on the giant robot's shoulder, causing the scythe to be pulled up to the creation. The anti-gravity fun laucher retracted back into Mega-Deus's shoulder, along with the scythe.
"Crap." Dante muttered, dodging a slam from the shark. Then, little hatches opened up all around Deus ex Machina, red lasers shot from a between Mega-Deus's eyes, causing baseball mitt-guns and a ray gun to appear. The ray gun's started shooting big green bubbles, while the baseball mitts shot base balls. "Wait." Dante said, scanning the ray guns. "That isn't one of Phineas and Ferb's inventions... that's the coition-inator! He has Doof's inaors at his control too?" A smile slowly spread across his face. He has Doof's inventions. "I have an idea!" Papers started coming from the backpack that Dante always had with him. He tossed them to everyone that was still standing. After a quick once over Misery frowned.
"Dante! I am not doing this!" Misery yelled.
"Do you have a better idea?" Dante yell-asked. Misery snarled, but decided to go along with the plan. The plan that Dante already knew was going to fail.
And scene. Thank god. I was going to go crazy talking like a "gangster" for another minute. Well, comment. Please?
