Chapter 9

(Try not to ruin your keyboard!)


Early in the morning at the University Safe House Loft…

The Boss awoke with a serious case of a cold….

Shaundi wasn't there by his bed side…

yet there was a note on his night stand…

He read it…

Dear Boss,

Last night was another moment that was precious to me,

Can't wait to do it all again, anyways when I was sleeping on you I felt your body was very hot and you were sweating,

I realized it couldn't be you banging me, you were sick…

So I went to the drug store to find some medicine and went to a local drug store for some pot to smoke tonight…

Well I better wrap this up before you awoke…

I'll be back to help, with love from yours truly…

Shaundi

P.S. Buy more condoms…

"Well I see that Shaundi is quite the nurse…I gotta remind myself to get her a kinky nurse outfit when the time comes…" said the Boss…

The Boss cellphone rings…

He look at the caller I.D. realizing its Gat…

He pick up the phone and answer…

"What's the word…" said The Boss…

"When are you coming to the hideout?…We are all here waiting on you and Shaundi…" said Gat…

"Right now Gat, I got a serious case of Saints Row sickness…and I'm not 100%…" said The Boss….

"So…when did that ever stop you?" said Gat…

"I'll be there in a while…Just gotta wait for Shaundi to get back…I'm not driving in my condition…" said The Boss…

"You better hurry the fuck up…I got to go make a deal in a couple of hours…" said Gat…

"Hold your fucking horses man…I'll be there…I'm not about to kill myself driving

(There has been many times you killed The Boss when driving…Trust me whoever read this has done it! YOU CRUEL SAINTS ROW FAN!)

but in the mean time stall for a little bit…" said The Boss…

"Alright…then see ya…" said Gat…

They both hung up and The Boss laid in bed for a while…

He sneezed and cough for a bit…

Shaundi came back when some medicine and some pot…

She went upstairs to go see the Boss…

"Hey…I got a little surprised for you…" said Shaundi as she hold some medicine in her hand…

"Great…Now get your sweet ass over here and give me some…" said The Boss…

Shaundi came over with the medicine…

The Boss sat up on his bed…

Shaundi drank the medicine and swirled it in her mouth…

she then kiss the Boss making the medicine go in his mouth…

They shared a long kiss,

but interrupted when Shaundi's cellphone went off…

"Fuck!…Can't people see I'm busy!" yelled Shaundi…

"She look at the caller I.D. and saw it was Pierce…She answered…

"What the fuck you want Pierce…I'm busy…" said Shaundi…

The Boss started to put hicky marks on Shaundi's neck…

"When are you and The Boss getting here?…We're waiting on your lazy asses…" said Pierce…

"We're gonna be there in a little bit…just give us a hour…" said Shaundi…

The Boss started to cough and sneezed on the side of Shaundi…

The Boss layed back on his bed…

"Wait…who's that in the background?" said Pierce…

"it's the Boss Pierce…We will be there shortly…" said Shaundi…

"Well hurry the fuck up…I got places to be" said Pierce…

they both hung up…

Shaundi started to kiss on the Boss neck leaving him hicky marks…

The Boss enjoy it…

but soon stop Shaundi for the moment because The Boss kept coughing…

"What's wrong?" said Shaundi…

"We have to go…I feel like shit right now…" said The Boss….

"Okay…but I want to continued this when we're alone alright?" said Shaundi…

"Alright…but right now…lets get done with the meeting…" said The Boss…

The Boss got out of bed to go put some clothes on while Shaundi waited downstairs watching T.V…

after that…They both headed out the door…

"Shaundi take the wheel…If I drive I'll be leading you to your grave…literally…I might end up crashing into a cemetery…" said The Boss…

Shaundi gave him a kiss and agreed…

they got into The Boss's black Bulldog (Which is a hummer of course)…

drove off to the hideout…

Few minutes later…

they met up with the gang in the office…

The Boss walk in, but now starting to lose his sight to see…

He trip and fell…

Shaundi and Gat help him up…

"What the fuck wrong with him?…Is he drunk?" said Pierce…

"He's sick Pierce…He's not feeling to good…" said Shaundi…

The Boss sat down in a chair as the group got other chairs sat around him…

The Boss cough and sneezed…

"Alright…have anyone found out about the Dire Mafia gang?…" said The Boss…

"I got message from one of the people I used to know back in prison…They are a Mafia gang that deals with good connections in order to gain power…" said Gat…

"I heard that these muthafuckas are full of sneaky basterds…They are always two steps ahead than your average street gang…" said Pierce…

"I need information to stop them…not this bullshit on how tough they are!…" yelled The Boss…

"You said to get information that'll help...This is info to give you a heads up..." said Pierce...

The Boss cough and sneezed louder this time…

"I can't work like this!…If the man is sick then we can handle this ourselves!…I'm not about to get sick like a damn dog…I got a show to do tonight…" said Pierce…

Kinsey came in…

"Oh my god…Gat was right…" said Kinsey…

She came running towards the Boss…

She felt his head to see his condition…

"What are you doing?…" said Shaundi…

"I bought some medicine for him…To take care of his cold…" said Kinsey…

"But…I already gave him medicine…so there's no need for anymore…" said Shaundi…

While Shaundi look mad at Kinsey giving the Boss medicine…

Pierce started to study Shaundi's neck…

"Where you get those marks?" said Pierce…

"What Marks?" said Shaundi…

"Those kissing marks…did you fuck someone early in this morning?" said Shaundi…

She felt on her neck…

"Mind your own fucking business Pierce…I fuck whoever I want when I want…" said Shaundi…

Kinsey also study the boss neck trying to give him medicine…

Gat spotted The Boss neck full of marks too…

"Wait hold up…Why the fuck do you have marks on your neck!" said Gat…

The Boss look up at the ceiling exhausted losing much energy to talk…

Pierce look at both Shaundi and The Boss and now figure what was going on…

"Wait…did you…two fuck this morning?" said Pierce…

Shaundi look at Pierce angry as Pierce started to laugh…

"Why don't you Shut the fuck up Pierce!…" yelled Pierce…

"Hey…I can see why he's is sick now…You must of transfer some type of new disease to him…dude…you better go get yourself check quick!" said Pierce as he laughed…

Shaundi pull out a pistol on Pierce…

"You better shut your fucking mouth Pierce!…He's not fucking sick because me!" yelled Shaundi…

"Hey…I wonder if he's on your show…you'll probably be sleeping with him more than the guys on your show for benefits…HA!" said Pierce…

Shaundi click her gun pointed at Pierce head…

Gat stood up…

"Will you two knock this shit off!…You both are acting like fucking babies…I don't care if Shaundi was fucking the whole world for all I care…I just wanna know how we're gonna take this Mafia basterd out!" yelled Gat…

"We're gonna have to leave the Boss here…He's unable to come to the studio in this condition…" said Kinsey…

"Well…leave him here…We can take out this bastered ourselves…" said Gat…

"If we leave him here then who's gonna protect him?" said Shaundi…

"I can take care…..of….myself…" said The Boss….

"But Boss…we can just…"

The Boss pull out his latest gun (THE KOBRA! Which is like a badass pistol of the game)…

"If you…make anyone stay here…and protect me…I'll…kill…whoever…is doing…it….I'm…not…a…scared…bitch!" said The Boss…

"Well that's fine by me…" said Gat leaving the room to get prepared…

"Well…I'm with Gat…Hey Shaundi…better make your soon to be ex some soup to help his cold" said Pierce as he laugh and left…

"Fuck off Pierce!…" yelled Shaundi…

"Lets leave him with his head down on the desk…with some rest he can regain his energy…" said Kinsey as she left…

Shaund look at the Boss who now feel asleep…

she gave him a kiss and left…

Later that night…

The Boss was left at the hideout alone at his office asleep with his head down on his desk…

Shaundi came back to the hideout into the office to wake him…

"Shaundi?…Oh hey Shaundi…You know you're the coolest Saint ever" said The Boss…

She realized the cold is taking a serious effect to his head…

"Boss get up for the moment…" said Shaundi…

"Hey Shaundi…did you know your voice changed?…Back then you sound like a hippy and now your all like…fucking cool…" said The Boss…

(Different voice actors for Shaundi…lol)…

She got the Boss up…

"Where we going Shaundi…Are we going to go get bake?…I love baking….Especially with those brownies…" said The Boss…

"Well…not exactly…We're heading back to your old bedroom for a moment…" said Shaundi…

"Are we gonna go watch the T.V. show?…I love watching T.V. with you…You're a awesome friend to Watch T.V. with…Do you still got that bong?" said The Boss….

She push open the door and layed the Boss on the bed…

"I guess its night time for me…Good night Shaundi…" said The Boss…

"Your not going to bed yet…We still got unfinished business…" said Shaundi…

She grab the Boss's pants and started to unbuckle them…

"Are you helping me get ready for bed Shaundi?…That so sweet of you…" said The Boss…

She took off her Jacket and her shirt…then she undid her purple bra revealing her naked breasts

(They did actually gotten bigger from Saints Row 2)

"You have awesome boobs Shaundi…they gotten bigger since we first me…" said The Boss as he laugh…

"Yea…and your about to get a closer experience with them…" said Shaundi…

She took off the boss's underwear…

and started to give him a blowjob…

"WOW!…Hey Shaundi…is it me or is my body feeling strange?…said The Boss…

The Boss move his hands down to where he felt Shaundi head moving up and down…

"Hey Shaundi…Where you get that popsicle?…Did the ice cream man came by?" said The Boss…

"This is your popsicle Boss…it's a good long popsicle too…and I'm trying to get that white crème feeling to come out of your popsicle…said Shaundi as she continued…

"That's good…Ice Cream is good for you…You think I can have some of your Ice Cream…" said The Boss….

"Yea after my breast have some too…" said Shaundi…

She then press her breasts around the Boss's "Popsicle"…

"Shaundi your boobs are hogging the popsicle…You won't get no more once they eat it all…" said The Boss…

She kept moving her tits against the Boss's "popsicle" up and down faster and faster….

"Hey Shaundi…Are you getting the feelling of exploding?…I get a feeling that I'm gonna exploded…Boom…hahaha like a bomb…" said The Boss…

As Shaundi kept moving faster and faster up and down squeezing her breast…

until her phone rang…

She grab the phone and answer…

as she continued giving the boss a boobjob…

"Hello?…" said Shaundi…

"Where the fuck are you?…The show is about to start?" said Gat…

"I'm trying to get the boss to come…so far he's not coming…" said Shaundi…

"Will you hurry up and fuck come already!" yelled Gat…

"I'm almost there!…" said Shaundi as she hung up…

As she pressed her breast harder and faster moving up and down…

The Boss exploded…

"Boom!" yelled The Boss…

He look up and saw Shaundi face and laugh at her…

"You ask for too much white crème feeling…but man…that was a great shake…This bed is awesome at making a guy feel good…" said The Boss…

Shaundi wipe her face and put her clothes back on…

"Where your going Shaundi?…You don't wanna hang no more?" said The Boss…

She put covers over the Boss…

"You need your rest first…I'll be back her to give you some of my ice cream…but right now I have to go take out bad man…" said Shaundi…

"You got get em Shaundi…" said The Boss…

She kiss the Boss and left…

He fell asleep…

Shaundi went into the parking lot…got into her car and left to the show…

but across the street a limo was watching the Saints hideout…

Diego was watching through binoculars...

"She took off Cope…there's no other Saint member left…" said Diego…

"Nice job Diego…now…why don't we pay our little friend a visit…make sure we make a warm welcome for him…

Diego ... parcheggiare nel parcheggio ... e assicurarsi che le uscite sono cover "…(Diego...park in the parking lot...and make sure the exits are cover…)…said Adriano Zefiro


The Boss is left unguard at the Hideout...

Did the Saints know that The Mafia is at the hideout rather than the show...

Will the boss be taken out in his condition...find out next time...

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