(At the Johnny too many Names Mall)
"I hate that Sofia chick. Of course she works for Alexis. The fact that I have to coexist with those two and have to work with them to be a hero is bullshit. They're scum." Freddy said to Natalia and Caesar Montana as they sit at a table in the middle of the food court.
"You whine a lot." Natalia points out.
"I'm not whining. Have you ever had your bus shot up right in front of you? You can't blame me for acting this way." Freddy said.
"Boss, maybe you should be nicer. At least for a little bit." Caesar suggests.
"Shut up Caesar. No one asked for your ideas. I don't want to do this. The only reason I'm here is because you dragged me into this when you made me save this chick. Now I'm stuck in the same house as my lesser brother, two chicks after my head, a fucking monster, that overweight marshmallow, a mass murderer and Jason fucking Sabre." Freddy said.
"You didn't want to save me?" Natalia raised a brow.
"Caesar did. I didn't." Freddy said, before seeing Natalia get up from her seat and walk away. "Where the hell is she going?"
"I don't think she wants to see you anymore boss." Caesar said
"Who cares? I could get any girl. Watch this." Freddy said, before getting up and walking away from Caesar
"Boss, we're supposed to keep a low profile." Caesar said, only to be ignored as Freddy walked up to a much taller African American woman
"Hey yo tall thing, how bout you buy me lunch." Freddy said, before getting a smoothie thrown at his face and watching the girl walk away. "You better be going to a restaurant to buy me lunch."
Caesar walks up to him with napkins.
"She's just playing hard to get. I'ma get her." Freddy said before wiping his face with the napkin. "Dammit Caesar, you wiped your mouth with this."
"Sorry boss." Caesar said.
"Whatever, let's go check on the Mex Express." Freddy said
"You changed the name, boss." Caesar points out.
"Of course. Since I'm fixing it up, I might as well put my own latino spice into it." Freddy said.
"Should we get Natalia?" Asked Caesar.
"Forget her." Freddy said, before Caesar points behind him, to see Detrick Cyrus. He rolls his eyes. "Oh great"
"What part of don't cause a scene, don't you understand?" Detrick asked.
"Says the guy in the mask that's lecturing me. Why are you even here?" Freddy asked.
"Kiran let it slip that you were going to go and fix up your bus. The mechanics told me you went to the mall while they worked on the bus." Detrick said.
"Well you found me, so congratulations, you finally did something right." Freddy said.
"What do you know about doing things right? You're a drug dealer. And from what I've heard from Alexis, you're not a good one. You went bankrupt." Detrick said.
"It's funny that you mentioned Alexis. I thought you were too noble to work with drug dealers. That can't be true though. That has to be another lie you told, Mr. Hero of the people, because you had no problem working with the Queenpin of Mexico." Freddy said
"I don't want to work with her. But I need too. I need to work with you. The only reason you're in the house is because the Shadowhunters are after all ACW wrestlers and I can't watch you get your soul taken and still think of myself as a good person." Detrick said
"You're not a good person. You just say you are." Freddy said
"A lot more people think I'm good person than think you are." Detrick said, causing Freddy to roll his eyes.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the guy everyone looks up to and love. Mama's favorite. Hero to the people. Idol to children. I get it. Everyone loves you. You still lost to Azriel on the night that you took over for Rey Pantera though." Freddy said, causing Detrick to grab him by the collar of the shirt and pull him in.
"Don't think for one second that I'm a pushover and won't kick your ass." Detrick said, before letting go.
"I didn't think that." Freddy said, before looking at Caesar. "Let's go and get the bus. I'm done with this deadbeat brother of mine."
(Ray Kiran's basement)
Ray Kiran waddles down the stairs with Azriel behind him until they reach the bottom of the staircase.
"I know that you like to do nothing but sit alone in a room with a throne, so I turned the basement into one." Ray Kiran said, before waddling over to a sheet over what looks to be a throne.
"I have no time for your games. Danger is approaching and you're worried about seating arrangements" Azriel said
"No, you're going to love it." Ray Kiran said, before taking off the cover to reveal Sofia Reynoso on a Lazy Boy recliner.
"Nice throne Azriel. It's probably comfier than the one at your place." Sofia comments.
"How'd you get here?" Ray Kiran asked.
"I opened the door and sat down here. That's obvious. How'd you get so fat? Actually that's obvious too." Sofia said.
"I've been a foodie since before Day One." Kiran chuckles as Azriel scowls at the two.
"You should be taking this week more seriously Sofia instead of trying to sit on a poor excuse for a throne." Azriel said.
"It'll be okay." Sofia said
"It's life or death." Azriel said.
"It's wrestling. Can't you die anytime in that ring? In fact, didn't someone die less than a month ago in the ring?" Sofia mentions.
"The risk of death isn't as high as it is now. Everyone needs to be at their best." Azriel said.
"Jeez, you really want to save your baby mama. You know, I always thought that behind this monstrous persona of yours that you were a virgin with a cool throne. But when I found out that you were having a baby with Giselle, I figured that you weren't. You know, unless it's someone elses kid. That Jason Sabre guy would look cute with Giselle. I bet hormonal teenage girls would eat that shit up." Sofia said.
"You irritate me." Azriel said.
"How so? I'm loveable and extremely quotable." Sofia said, before watching Azriel march upstairs. Ray Kiran sulks at the sight of Azriel leaving.
"Aw man, I was going to try and join Despair." Kiran said.
"Show him a naked picture of yourself. If that doesn't tell them that you're evil, nothing will." Sofia recommends
"That's a great idea Sofia! I'll get Asher and Yul to help me do the photo shoot. You're so smart." Kiran said, before going up the stairs himself.
"I know." Sofia said with a smug grin before hearing a crashing noise.
"Help! I broke through one of the stairs and am stuck!" Kiran shouts.
(Guest room- Jason Sabre)
Jason sits at the window sill looking out to see the Mex Express pull up. He sees that the bus now has a picture of Freddy's face with a large grin on the side of the bus. He shakes his head at the stupid sight, before walking over to a HP laptop laying on the desk in the room. Jason grabs the laptop and opens it, before hopping onto Google chrome, then searching for Shadowhunters. He gets results, but all of them say "ACW: Into the Shadows is this Sunday". He sighs.
"All of this shit in advertisement for the Pay-Per-View." Jason said as he keeps scrolling down and going through various pages on the google search.
"What are you doing?" Ash Russo asked as he entered the room.
"I'm trying to find stuff on the Shadowhunters. Like a homebase or something where they'd be holding Aria, Maria and Giselle." Jason said.
"I didn't think you'd be the type of person to do research." Ash said.
"I'm not. But my fists aren't going to do anything right now." Jason said.
"Can you find something on how to bring the other people's souls back?" Ash asked.
"I can't even find an article on these guys that don't involve nerds analyzing wrestling matches." Jason said.
"Maybe this could help." Ash Russo said, before handing him a notepad. "That was Jasper's. He threw it toward me before he faded away."
"I'll take a look at it." Jason said, before Ash Russo walked out of the room. Jason immediately skips to the last page where he sees the Letters B and K written with a bunch of space between them and a star in the middle. "This was written in that Ivy chick's mist. It's the answer. I just got to figure out what the answer is supposed to mean."
(Guest room- Freddy)
Freddy lays in his bed. A gun is on his night stand as he looks up at the ceiling. Suddenly the door opens. On instinct, Freddy is about to grab his gun, but stops once he sees who's at the door. It was Alexis Espinoza in a red silk robe. He sits up and swings his legs out onto the edge of the bed.
"What are you doing here Alexis?" He asked as the young looking woman sways toward Freddy in her silk robe, letting one of her legs slip out as a tease.
"We both know why I'm here." Alexis said.
"This isn't happening. You're too young. There's a seven year difference." Freddy said, before Alexis untied her robe.
"Age is just a number." Alexis said, before dropping the robe to the floor to expose a red bustier that amplifies her breasts. The bustier is lacey with both sides of it meeting at a see through middle. She was also wearing a Red lace tanga to match. Freddy got up from the bed and picked up the robe. "Besides, I'm developed enough."
"You're sixteen." Freddy said, before picking up the robe from behind and draping it over her shoulders. "Get out of here, before I get killed."
"I'm not leaving." Alexis said, before getting on his bed.
"You're a little brat. You remind me of my brother, but with tits." Freddy said.
"Did your brother ever wear this? Or better yet, do this." Alexis said, getting off his bed and pouncing on Freddy. Freddy catches her as she wraps her legs around his waist. Next thing we know, Freddy is waking up in his bed as a alarm goes off.
"God dammit." Freddy said as he turns off the alarm. "I'm having flashbacks again"
(Kiran's house- Living Room)
Freddy comes downstairs to see Ray Kiran, Asher Darma, Yul Bannok, Alexis Espinoza, Natalia Rodriguez, Detrick Cyrus, Sofia Reynoso and Caesar Montana around the TV.
"Where's the other three?" Freddy asked.
"One's sitting alone in a room with scented candles, one's being a bitch over his ex wife and kid getting kidnapped and the other one is probably staring a ceiling thinking about how fucked up his life is. Any other questions, stupid ass?" Sofia said
"Shut up." Freddy said.
"I got a gun bitch." Sofia said, before pointing it at Freddy
"So do I." Freddy said, before pointing it at Sofia.
"But mines has bullets." Sofia said.
"What is that supposed to mean? I have bullets too." Freddy said.
"I took them out." Alexis said.
"Why?" Freddy asked
"I know for a fact that you want me out of your life even when I'm trying to save it. Why the hell would I let you carry bullets around in this house?" Alexis said.
"I think you two should also get rid of the bullets." Detrick suggests
"Yes violence with the guns is not good. Unless it's the nerf kind of gun. That is very very fun." Asher said.
"My gun keeps the peace." Alexis said.
"And my gun….shoots stuff for fun." Sofia said
"Like my bus." Freddy said
"And my car." Detrick said
"See, I'm helping you both bond over the destruction of your motor vehicles. Maybe my nickname should be the Saint." Sofia said.
"Hey quiet down. I heard the Neal Deal tv show has a special guest on." Yul said, before turning the volume up on the tv.
(Neal Deal with Evan Neal)
"Welcome back gentlemen and ladies who are allowed to watch this. I am Evan Neal and I can confirm that I will be commentating that show." Evan Neal said. "Anyways, my guest to discuss this is….You spelt Soldier wrong...wait, he actually spells it like that….wait it's pronounced Soulja, emphasis on the J….Oh well, my guest is Soulja Boy"
Suddenly Soulja Boy appears next to Evan wearing a Gucci headband, some clearly hollow necklaces and white tracksuit.
"Man, before we get started, I just gotta say that Youtube owes me five percent. My youtube video from 2006 changed the game." Soulja said
"If you say so….How do you feel about ACW: Into the Shadows?" Evan asked
"I don't know nothin about dat." Soulja Boy replies
"What? Seriously. There's people who held 2 women and child hostage and took the souls of ACW Roster members as well as other people." Evan said
"Man for real? I gotta fix dis...I'm running for President. Soulja Boy Crank Dat bullshit America 2020." Soulja Boy said
"It's 2027 Soulja." Evan explains
"2027….2027...you mean dat year that got bodied by 2007 when I released Crank That." Soulja said
"You seriously think you have a shot at being President? Can you live up to what Richard Montoya has done." Evan asked
"Man….What ya talking about man. I'm telling you bro, without Soulja there wouldn't even be no Richard Montoya. I was the first minority to hustle to the top of the US." Soulja said
"What have you hustled to the top?" Evan asked
"The video game market. You don't remember the S-Box One Thousand. Or the SouljaStation Yaaah!. How about the SouljaTendo Swag? Man this is the real shit. We got Ultra Bash Sisters, WNBA 2Kay, Immortal Kombat, Road Fighter, Sanik the Aardvark- All the fucking classics." Soulja said.
"We brought you on this show to talk about ACW, not your knockoff game systems. What are your thoughts on Detrick Cyrus?" Evan asked
"Detrick...Detrick...You mean that n**** that got bodied by Azriel at Final Destination. Detrick….the same dude who always trying to fuck with that white boy Jason. This motherfucka want to talk about Detrick." Soulja shakes his head
"What about Natalia-"
"You mean that hoe that got bodied by Diamondust….Nattie...the same hoe that Detrick trying to bust in every night but can't cuz he ain't playing Kiss me Thru the Phone…" Soulja comments
"Uh...Ash Russo…"
"You mean that cracker that keeps trying to kill Richard Montoya, who's the beaner that tried to hide the World from the truth, but not the truth from world." Soulja said
"You're not making sense anymore . Well anyways, at the show it is rumored that Freddy Escobar will try and make a comeback-"
"Freddy….Freddy...You mean that other beaner who got bodied by the entire wrestling industry….Freddy….you mean the same dude who's bitch left him from some poor Mexican named Jesus. Him? He's going to make a comeback. Cuz what?" Soulja said, before the TV is turned off
"We're done with this." Freddy said
