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Sky-eyed Kitsune: Pleaz scuse the lack of update. I is feelin a bit depressed 'cause I'm considering breaking up with my boyfriend T.T
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Reviewer Replies (I gots so many reviewers my hand is hurting from typing !)-
To knute314: Arigatou! Yay, you was da winner! X3 Your oneshot will be out by Valentine's Day luv!
To Shadow Draconis: Thannk vuuu!
To Stoic-Genius: Yes I know, I made Jiraiya so mean, but he's protecting his adoptive son! It's all for teh fatherly luv! XD
To BitterSweet27: Will it be luv, or just lust? And what about Kiba!? Will he ruin everything!?!? Ahem…--shifty eyes—You didn't hear nuthin! Thank ye for teh loverly review! ;3
To Little Fox Kit: Wa! I'm sorry, I should have specified! I didn't mean the song at the beginning, but the last line of the chapter…gomen T.T
To Jadej.j: Arigatou!
To Sayo124: Sayo-chan……...I LUVED YOUR LONG REVIEW! –glomps to death—Longer reviews make me so happy, even if you are rambling XD Yes, Jiraiya is so overprotective, but it be his adoptive son! He must make sure that poor lil Naru doesn't end up on the cover of Crazy Celebs Magazine! Wa! Thank you for pointing out my mistake with the song by saying "anyone". I changed it to the first person, thank you! Lol! Jump in the car and speed away laughing like a maniac! Lol! That's totally what Naru should do! XD And yes, I feel extremely special for your long review! ;3
To SakuraKissy: Yatta!
To Catat: Wow! I was just joking when I said to say kyukyu and immaemo above! But wow, thanks! Gomi-kun: ….what she said. I'm not emo. Sky-eyed Kitsune: EMO!
To TheLightsShadow: What I said above to Catat applies here too. I was joking but thank you soooo much! Lovely review!
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To BeneathSecrets: Why did I give her hope? Because I luuuuv to crush her spirits! XD I so mean
To Bianca Chang: Lol! Thank youuu! I studied English for three years on my own in high school and took some classes, and after graduating I continued to study and I traveled to America a couple of times to see how it sounded. If you spoke to me on the phone, you'd swear I was American! Lol! XD Gomi-kun used to live in Florida actually before he came to Japan. Now he translates all of my stories that are slowly turning him gay. ;3 Gomi-kun: O.o
To shadowphoenix143: Sasuke is so oblivious, lol! Jiraiya is only protecting his son from the dangers of the paparazzi! Nuuu! XD
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To Samantai: Oh sry, ignore it! I forgot to put a one down by the bottom of the page after the song line to correspond with the oneshot contest. Sry, and arigatou!
To Akuryou-x: Of course! Lovely reviews deserve recognition! ;3
To Dark Mican: Sry, next chappie is the club dance! I wanted to put that in here, but if I did this chapter would be insanely looong! Gomi-kun: --blinks— Hi.
To Scapegrace: I luuuv that song. Thanks for the review! (Naru's ringtone is Rockstar…yay!)
Inspiring songs for chapters will be posted here. ;3
None today!
Chapter Dedication: SO many lovely reviewers! I try to pick three people per chappie to dedicate to, and this is sooo hard now! X(
This is for Sayo124, TheLightsShadow, and Scapegrace. Thanks to all my other reviewers whom I didn't reply to as well, but my hand is so very tired and the story must go on!
Chapter Nine: Glomps and Nosebleeds and Kisses, Oh My!
Sasuke curled his fist as he watched Naruto wrap his arms around Ino and nuzzle her neck on the set.
How many freaking times did they have to do this scene!?
Of course, Tobi being the idiot he was had to trip over every single wire and unplug the cameras and lights at least five times. If this scene wasn't over soon, Sasuke thought he was going to have to attack that blonde bitch on the stage.
Deidara didn't seem to happy about it either, as it was a waste of the time he could have been having with Itachi, and had duck-taped Tobi to a chair……just to make sure nothing happened.
Ino was on cloud nine as her lips met Naruto's in a hard kiss, and she practically melted.
Sasuke smirked when he saw Naruto cringe in disgust through the kiss.
The cameras were steady and zoomed around for different views as Naruto pinned Ino down to the floor.
"And….cut! Perfect Naruto-sama!" Deidara said proudly, and Naruto was off of Ino in an instant.
"Thanks Dei-mmf!"
Naruto's words were muffled as Ino suddenly tackled him back to the ground and kissed him harshly, forcing her way into his mouth and stripping him of his shirt.
"HELP!!!" Naruto shouted as Ino broke for air but quickly reattached her lips to his.
Shikamaru and Chouji (who had arrived an hour prior) flew to Naruto's side along with Sasuke, ripping the girl off of the poor blonde.
Sasuke helped Naruto up and instinctively placed an arm around his shoulders, holding him close and protectively.
"Are you ok?" Sasuke asked, looking at the superstar.
Naruto nodded. He seemed dazed, but unharmed.
"I-I'm fine…" Naruto said.
He pulled away from Sasuke, and his legs suddenly gave way. Sasuke caught Naruto quickly, helping him back up to his feet again.
"Sasuke-san!"
Sasuke turned to face a bit of a stressed Deidara.
"Could you help Naruto-sama calm down a bit?" he asked. "His dressing room is right over there."
Sasuke nodded as he placed one of Naruto's arms around his shoulders and guided him across the room.
"Ok people, you're dismissed," Deidara sighed, then shot a glare at Ino before he turned his back on her only to run into Itachi's chest.
"I-I-Ita-kun!" Deidara said, surprised.
"Ne, Dei-chan…" Itachi said huskily into his boyfriend's ear. "You look tense. Which way is your office again?"
Sasuke wasn't surprised at how huge Naruto's dressing room was. After all, he was the star!
Sasuke helped Naruto over to the plush navy couch, and Naruto let out a sigh.
"Gomen…" he said softly, looking to the ground.
"What was that all about?" Sasuke asked as he sat down next to Naruto, genuinely concerned.
"I guess that being alone in the orphanage alone for so long made me a more timid person. Whenever I get surrounded by a big crowd of people I don't know or someone is trying to physically force me to do something, I get a weird reaction. My body kind of…shuts down, and I sometimes pass out."
"Like that first day I met you at the studio?"
"Yea…"
Naruto gasped as he was suddenly pulled forward and he landed softly against Sasuke's firm chest.
"Are you ok being close to someone……like this?" Sasuke asked softly.
Naruto looked up to Sasuke, and their eyes locked.
Naruto felt his own eyes fall a little as he lost himself in Sasuke's gentle gaze. Sasuke cupped one side of Naruto's face and edged their faces forward more.
"As long as….that person…." Naruto whispered, his breath rippling over Sasuke's lips lightly. "Is someone……I trust…or……love."
Sasuke felt his heart freeze in his chest, but he kept on his cool exterior façade.
"Which one is it in this case?" Sasuke asked, brushing his lips against Naruto's.
Naruto closed his eyes and leaned into Sasuke's touch.
"Bo-"
"Naruto!"
Naruto blinked as his name was called outside of his dressing room and the door was practically knocked down.
"It's 4:30! You need to be at Sungakure Studios by five for the shoot!"
Naruto made a hand puppet and moved its mouth up and down to the speed of Jiraiya's nagging. Sasuke chuckled a bit at Naruto's childish antics.
"Un, I hear ya," Naruto called back. "I'll meet you there with Sas-"
"Don't you dare even think that you're about to ride that motorcycle with Uchiha again!"
"I think I am. I gave Iruka the day off and my car is in the shop. Unless you want me riding with you that is…"
Jiraiya gulped as he remembered a sixteen year old Naruto ripping up the seats in his limo and uncapping every bottle of a-thousand-dollars-per-pop wine he had on the rack.
The white-haired man involuntarily shivered.
"Fine! Just be there on time dammit!"
Naruto smirked as he heard Jiraiya's footsteps fade angrily.
"Do I even want to know?" Sasuke asked, confused.
Naruto laughed and shook his head.
Sasuke's breath hitched as Naruto suddenly pulled Sasuke into a hug, wrapping his arms around his neck.
"Arigatou, Sasuke," he said quietly.
"For what?" Sasuke said, timidly hugging Naruto back before completely embracing him.
"For putting up with my life."
"Dobe. It's not your fault that you live a hectic life."
"But doesn't it get on your nerves? What with my security guards, Jiraiya, the paparazzi, the-mmf!"
Naruto's rant was cut off as Sasuke pulled back and pressed his lips against the blond's.
"Let me say this loud and clear," Sasuke said, smiling slightly. "I. Don't. Care."
Naruto's breath hitched as Sasuke met his lips again softly.
Sasuke ran one hand up and down Naruto's back, kissing him gently as his other hand rested at the superstar's waist.
Naruto's heart skipped a beat and his body became instantly hot.
"Wha…what's happening?" Naruto thought, shock and comfort battling a fervent war in his head. "Sasuke, he…I…why don't I pull away? Why does this feel…so…right?"
Naruto had never been one to date many people, even when he wasn't famous. His first relationship was during the times when he was stumbling through his early adolescence as he entered freshman year.
He wasn't a mute anymore, but somehow around crowds it seemed that way. He didn't want to talk as no one seemed to care what he said, and so in return he didn't bother to listen.
He met a girl named Hinata, who was also extremely shy and, finding a match in their timid personalities, got together. About two months later Naruto had called it off. He had cared for Hinata as a friend and maybe even a sister, but couldn't even from the beginning force himself to love her the way she loved him. In fact, Naruto was so uncertain that he had only ever given her a kiss on the cheek, and nothing more.
Naruto ran one hand through Sasuke's hair, caressing the silken raven locks under his fingertips lovingly.
Sasuke groaned a bit at Naruto's soft touch, and he pressed into the kiss more.
Naruto's heart jumped into his throat as Sasuke's tongue swiped the crease of his lips, asking for entrance. Naruto complied, shyly opening his mouth to let Sasuke's tongue roam freely. He let out a soft moan when Sasuke entwined his tongue with his own and moved his hand from the blonde's back to massage the golden skin under his shirt.
Naruto edged closer to Sasuke as he moved one hand down the raven's covered lean chest.
A rush that Sasuke had never felt before zipped through his body like liquid fire before calming into gentle waves of warmth. He savored the feeling, Naruto's sweet addictive taste coinciding with the warmth spreading throughout him.
He broke for air and rested his forehead against Naruto's, their half lidded eyes meeting.
"What…what's happening to me?" Sasuke thought
"Why do I feel so…weird?" Naruto also thought. He ran his hand delicately up Sasuke's chest, his fingers trailing a line over the raven's neck before resting a palm on his pale cheek. Sasuke's eyes fluttered closed at the sweet sensation of Naruto's touch, and he leaned into it a bit.
"It feels like I'm having my first crush again…only…" Naruto felt his gaze soften even more as he stared at Sasuke's utterly tranquil face, feeling the soft moonlit bathed skin beneath his fingertips. "…god it feels so much stronger. Do I…?"
Sasuke leaned down to the crook of Naruto's neck, kissing it softly as if the slightest touch would make the blond disappear.
"Mnn…Sasuke….." Naruto purred as Sasuke kissed lower and sucked on his neck, nibbling it every so often.
His breath hitched in a small whine as Sasuke's tongue flicked over the red spot he had made, the muscle trailing hot saliva along his skin.
"Neh….S-Sas-"
"ITACHI!!!"
Sasuke and Naruto both blinked.
Sasuke looked up at Naruto to find that their faces of confusion matched each other.
"What…was that?" Sasuke said slowly, when Naruto suddenly groaned and smacked a hand to his forehead.
"Damn…" he hissed. "I forgot. Deidara-san's office is right next to my room."
Sasuke's eye twitched.
"Does…does that mean-"
"AH NNN! I-ITACHI! H-HARDER! UNNNNN!"
"Yes," Naruto said flatly, his face flushing red.
Sasuke cleared his throat as grunts echoed through the wall, and the two of them sat there in an awkward silence.
"So……" Naruto started. "Um….how about you go pull up your motorcycle while I change?"
"GODS ITACHI!"
Sasuke was in the parking lot in a millisecond.
"NARUTO-KUUUUUUUN!"
Naruto had the air crushed out of him as a blur of black and green tackled him to the ground, and Sasuke blinked.
"MY LOVELY, LOVELY FLOWER NARUTO-SAMA!" a young man Naruto and Sasuke's age cried as he swung around Naruto. "THE GARDEN OF YOUTH HAS BEEN WILTED DURING THE TIME I HAVE NOT HELD YOU, BUT YOU HAVE BROUGHT EVERYTHING BACK TO LIFE ALONG WITH MY HEART!"
Sasuke looked at Naruto's bodyguards in the corner, wondering why they weren't doing anything when there was a crazed fan practically strangling the blonde! In fact, the whole studio didn't even seem to care!
Sasuke growled and wrestled Naruto away from the green clad young man with a bowl cut, standing in front of him defensively.
"Calm down Sasuke," Naruto said.
"Calm down? You were just attacked by a crazed fan and no one is doing anything about it," Sasuke argued, and Naruto laughed.
"That's no crazed fan!" he chuckled, moving from behind Sasuke to stand beside the young man with the bowl cut.
"Sasuke, meet my photographer, Lee."
"GREETINGS MY YOUTHFUL FRIEND!" Lee cried, flashing Sasuke a thumbs-up.
Sasuke's eye twitched as Naruto dragged him away to the modeling set.
"Yea…he's a little…weird…" Naruto mumbled.
"You aren't dating him, are you?" Sasuke asked, and Naruto burst out laughing.
"No way! Lee may have a major crush on me, but I'd never date my photographer!"
"So…are you dating anyone at all?" Sasuke asked timidly, blushing a bit.
"N-no, not right now," Naruto said nervously, caught off guard by Sasuke's question.
"Oh…"
"NARUTO-SAMA!"
"Not again," Sasuke groaned, and Naruto laughed.
"Actually, this time it's not so bad," he said as the two of them walked up to what looked like an older version of Lee.
"Ready to roll Naruto-sama?" he said, flashing a thumbs-up and huge grin.
"Sure thing!" Naruto said, smiling as he turned to Sasuke. "Sasuke, this is Maito Guy, the head of photography in the studio. Lee is his pupil."
"Indeed! The flame of youth burns in you young sir! I can feel it!" Gai shouted, waves and sparkles suddenly appearing behind him as he struck a pose.
"Any other…interesting people I should know about?" Sasuke whispered to Naruto, who laughed again.
"Only one," he said, and pointed to the second floor where a large black door could be seen.
"My manager and one of my best friends, Garra Sabaku."
Sasuke's eyebrows shot into his head.
"The Gaara Sabaku?" he said, and Naruto grinned.
"Un! He's a bit emo, but you get used to it. He's going to watch the shoot today to make sure all models are on their top game."
"N-Naruto-sama…"
Naruto turned to a girl with dark blue hair skin to Sasuke's and white, almost translucent eyes.
"Hey Hinata-chan!" he said, and the girl blushed and looked down as she held a brown clipboard against the lower half of her face.
"Y-you're expected i-i-in wardrobe Naruto-s-sama…"
"Oh, ok!" Naruto said, waving to Sasuke as he headed for a room labeled "Model's only beyond this point".
"A-are you a friend o-of Naruto-sama's?" Hinata asked Sasuke, removing the clipboard from her face.
"Un," Sasuke said. "I'm just here to watch the shoot."
"A-alright. Please stay s-seven feet fr-rom the set when the s-shoot is t-taking place p-please…"
Sasuke nodded and Hinata left to head up to the second floor.
He listened to the music playing throughout the studio as people worked and passed him by for a few minutes.
"Narutoooo-samaaaa! Are you ready love?" Lee cooed happily, knocking on the door that Naruto had almost just walked into.
"Un!" Naruto said, and Sasuke raised an eyebrow. The dobe was fast!
Naruto stepped out and Sasuke choked on air.
It must have been a punk theme, as Naruto was wearing tight black skinny jeans riding low on his hips, orange and black checkered fans, and a silver chain on his left side. His shirt was black, taut around his thin frame and lifting up a bit at the bottom to reveal some of his tanned stomach. The sleeves that ended had a loop on one side that his thumbs hooked into, his dull nails painted jet black. Around his neck was a black collar studded silver, and two silver hoops in the cartilage of each of his ears. His hair fell around his face in golden sheets of silk, illuminating his sparkling azure eyes and the whisker marks on his cheeks. His eyes were defined by black eyeliner, giving him a colder but at the same time gorgeous gaze.
"Whaddaya think?" Naruto said as he walked up to Sasuke, grinning.
Sasuke didn't respond as his eyes scanned up and down Naruto's body, and he felt all of the blood rush to his face.
Naruto blushed when he realized that Sasuke was staring.
"Uh…Sasuke?" he said, waving a hand in front of the raven's eyes.
"Hn?" Sasuke finally said, blinking and snapping out of his trance.
"I just asked-"
"Naruto-sama my lovely flower! It's your time to shine!" Lee cried, practically flinging the blonde onto the set.
Naruto caught himself as he almost fell from Lee's forceful pull.
"We need these pictures finished and out by next Tuesday."
Naruto looked up at the new voice and grinned.
"Gaara! I didn't think you would come!" he said.
Sasuke shifted his gaze to the stoic redhead and, seeing as he was no threat to Naruto, nodded to him when their gaze met.
Gaara nodded back and turned his attention back to Naruto and waved his hand as a signal to continue.
Sasuke shifted where he stood as a new song began to play in the studio.
"I hold on so nervously to me and my drink; I wish it was cooling me."
Sasuke's eyes practically fell out of his head as Naruto hooked his thumbs on the rim of his pants, pulling them down more to reveal a thin stretch of his tan stomach, and he tilted his head and looked at the camera with a half-lidded, cold gaze.
"But so far has not been good. It's been shitty and I feel awkward as I should."
Lee snapped the camera like crazy as Gai directed Naruto to tilt his head or part his legs. Sasuke felt his lower regions become tight as he fought down the bulge in his pants.
"This club had got to be the pretentious thing since I thought you and me."
Sasuke looked around to see three more male models, two of which he recognized from his first incident with Naruto, were having the same problem as well as one of Naruto's bodyguards. Even Lee, snapping away like a maniac, whimpered a bit and shifted as his pants visibly became tighter.
"Well I am imagining a dark lit place or your place or my place."
Sasuke bit his lip as Naruto ran a hand through his hair and slid down the set wall, his shirt slowly riding up his chest as he did so.
He looked over to Gaara, and saw that he was amazingly not affected by Naruto's performance at all.
"He must be used to it," Sasuke thought.
One of the models cursed under their breath and ran into the next available room to take care of his "problem", and Sasuke wished he could do the same.
"If you have something you need to attend to, then I suggest the other room," Gaara said, suddenly beside Sasuke in an instant.
"Hn," Sasuke said. "I'm fine."
Gaara raised a nonexistent eyebrow.
"Down there begs to differ," he said.
"BRILLIANT AS ALWAYS NARUTO-SAMA!" Gai cried, tears of youth spouting from his eyes.
Naruto scratched the back of his head and blushed, and Lee let out a fangirl squeal.
Sasuke, by some inhuman force, had been able to survive Naruto's performance. It was about eight o'clock now, and as far as Sasuke knew, he could finally go to the Cocoloco with Naruto.
He walked up to the blond, feeling his temperature rise as he neared him.
"Are you done for the day?" he said, and Naruto grinned weakly.
"Un. But I have to get away from Jiraiya without him noticing," he said quietly.
Sasuke looked around and spotted his brother chatting with Gaara in a corner.
"I have an idea."
"Are you sure he's there?"
Jiraiya paced the floor of his home, fuming as he held his cell phone to his ear.
"Un! Naruto-sama wanted to talk with me about the script, and run a few scenes by me that he's unsure about, un," Deidara said on the other line, and Jiraiya sighed.
"Alright, fine. Make sure he comes back in by midnight, ok?"
"Un!"
Jiraiya turned off his phone and dialed another number.
No way did he believe that shit for a second.
"Shikamaru. Where are you now?"
"With Naruto at Deidara's. He's running over the script," Shikamaru said lazily, and Jiraiya raised an eyebrow.
"Oh…I see. Alright then, make sure he's back by midnight."
"Will do."
Shikamaru snapped his phone shut and laid his head back down on a certain redhead's lap in his office, grinning stupidly.
"Like that Gaa-chan?" he slurred, running one hand through Gaara's hair.
Gaara nodded.
"Who wush that dude anyway?" Shikamaru said, taking another swig of the sake he held in his hand that dangled from the couch.
"No one," Gaara said. He looked over at his glass case of imported sake, once full and prideful, currently half empty.
"Naruto…" Gaara thought as Shikamaru giggled in his lap. "…I'm taking 4,752 dollars out of your paycheck."
The club! What will happen when Naruto and Sasuke are finally alone at the Cocoloco!? (I gives you a hint mmkay? Check the bottom of chapter eight where a preview of the next chapter is!) Wa! Teh drama!!! –faints—
Oh yea- go to my profile and vote for which of my fics you would like to see updated next since Love Me Not won the last poll. There's a new one out, so vote for teh sasunaruness of your choosing and I'll update ASAP! ;3
Sky-eyed Kitsune
Translated by Gomi-kun
Kyu kyu!
