The Starr Chronicles!
To soulstress: I'm glad you liked that line Roxor said about Kelly. If you want to borrow any of the lines from my story, you are perfectly welcome to. You can use my characters if you want to. I'm glad you liked the Kelly and Duncan torture in the story. Sorry about the bunched up paragraphs. I'll try to cut down on that. Yeah, Scott is jealous of Paul in a way. And I always thought of the Brotherhood as a bunch of super-powered party animals. I'm glad you liked the little crush between Wanda and Craig. I read the new chapter of "Tempest". I laughed at the part where Rogue nailed Gambit in the berries! And I can only imagine what Logan is going to do to Remy. Here's more insanity for you. I hope you like it.
To Raliena: Hey Rae! Glad you're back! Hope you like the new chapter!
To Red Witch: You think Toad's going to hate what's going to happen to him in space, then he's really going to hate what Roxor will make people think he did back on Earth! I also read the new chapter of "This Soap Opera Called Life", and it was good! Poor old Ali. She needs a friend right now. Why not Longshot, heh heh. Anyway, I hope you like this new chapter!
To RogueFanKC: And the next chapter has arrived for you! I'll see if I can do some Scott torture down the line. Poor Todd will be brokenhearted, but he'll be fine, considering he'll get a new friend and a new girlfriend after all this! Anyway, I hope you like the new chapter!
Disclaimer: "My mom, you gotta love her, she flew out the window. Flew!!" - Kevin Costner as Marcus Summers, American Flyers (One of my favorite movies)
Chapter 9: Seek and Capture!
The Xavier Institute
"Nice to meet you guys! Hope we can hang out sometime!" Paul grinned.
"Bye Paul." The X-Girls' voices chorused sweetly from the door.
"I don't get it. What's so great about him?" Scott's voice came from outside. Then came his screams. Paul walked to the front gates, where he noticed Lance, Craig, and Fred sitting in Lance's jeep. The engine was running. "Hey guys, what's up?"
"Todd's missing." Lance said.
"Little buddy went out for a walk and never came back." Fred added.
"I don't know why I'm here." Craig grumbled. "I don't care in the least about that stupid frog."
"We're looking for him. Was he here?" Lance asked. Paul shook his head.
"No, never saw him. Sorry. Maybe I can help find him." Paul jumped in the jeep and the Brotherhood drove off.
Back at the Brotherhood House
Roxor the Ravager, posing as Todd Tolensky, returned to the Brotherhood House. He was posing as an Earthman so he could find Earth's weaknesses. Wanda looked up from the couch. She scowled when she recognized him.
"Oh, it's you." Wanda grumbled. "The other members of the moron squad and Craig are looking for you. Pietro's preening again in the bathroom." Roxor remained silent as he hopped by. Wanda blinked. Odd. He normally spits some bad pick-up line. Pietro noticed this from the stairs and he snickered.
"Hey Wanda, you look fine tonight!" Pietro catcalled in Todd's voice. Wanda scowled at Roxor. She got up and waved her hand.
"WAHH!!!" Roxor screamed as Wanda hexed him into a wall. Pietro snickered from the stairs.
Oh man, Wanda bought it! Pietro laughed. Roxor leapt out of the wall angrily. Wanda turned around. Then, something very unusual happened. It appeared to be the Toad running up to Wanda from behind, and then dropkicking her into another wall. Pietro's eyes widened at that. What in the name of…?
"AAGH!" Wanda screamed. She recovered, and then turned around, eyes fiery with anger. "That's it, I'm going to…" Wanda cocked her arm back, ready to pitch a hex-bolt, but she noticed Roxor's eyes and assumed they were Todd's. Wait a minute, Wanda! Something is wrong here. Something is very wrong here. 'Todd' appeared to scowl at her.
"That's for all the times you used me as a punching bag!" Roxor snapped. His voice was also a good impersonation of Todd's. Wanda blinked incredibly at that. Roxor hopped into the kitchen. "If you use your little witch tricks on me again, I'll make sure you are never able to move your arms again! I'm tired of trying to be nice to you! You're just a bitter old hag!"
What in the world happened to Todd on that walk? Wanda blinked in shock. How can one person change attitude so completely in only an hour?
Can someone explain this to me? Pietro blinked. What's causing Todd Tolensky's attitude problem?
An alley in Bayville
"Uhh…ohhh…" Todd moaned as he got up. He rubbed his head with one hand and he noticed he was clad in Roxor's armor. "What happened? And where'd these clothes come from, yo?" He stumbled further into the alley. "Man, my head is killing me, yo OOF!!!" Todd ran into something, like another person. He fell backwards on his butt, and he saw who it was. They were actually two large figures, but the sparse light in the alley made it difficult to make out who they were. "Who…who…"
"You massacred entire planets, Roxor the Ravager. Now you finally are going to pay for your crimes, madman." One of the figures displayed a badge to Todd. The badge glowed gold, and it looked like a futuristic police badge. The badge presenter's voice was kind of like Sabertooth. "I'm Officer Halgun of the Intergalactic Police Force. You're under arrest for crimes against various species, including malicious mischief and planetary destruction. You have the right to remain silent. If you choose to waive that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in an Intergalactic Court of Law. You also have the right to public defense. If you cannot afford one, public defense will be appointed to you with no charge."
"Although for your crimes, I doubt any lawyer will want to represent you." The other figure snarled in a voice that sounded a little like the speaker was underwater.
"Roxor?" Todd blinked. "Did I get knocked into a bad sci-fi flick? Who's Roxor?" The officers laughed.
"How appropriate that one of my species capture you, Roxor." The beast-voiced officer chuckled. "You massacred a lot of my people. They slapped some kind of futuristic handcuffs on Todd, then they pressed a button on the cuffs, and they glowed. Suddenly, Todd found himself chained in a clear rectangular box. His eyes widened, and he panicked.
"Wait! Wait, yo! I'm not this Roxor guy! My name is Todd Tolensky! I'm an Earthling!" Todd exclaimed. "You got the wrong guy!"
"Yeah, yeah. That's what all you criminals say." Officer Halgun pressed a button on his belt and the officers and Todd disappeared in blue columns of light, like the transporter effect in Star Trek.
BayvilleCity Hall
"HELP US!!!!" Kelly and Duncan screamed. They were hanging from a flagpole in city hall by their boxer shorts. They were painted blue and covered in birdseed. And suddenly, a huge flock of birds flew in and pecked at them mercilessly to get the birdseed. "AAAAAGH!!!! HELP!!! OW!!! MOMMY!!!! SAVE US!!! SOMEBODY SAVE US!!!!"
Uh oh! Looks like everyone's favorite toad is in big trouble! What insanity will happen next? Will Toad be able to escape? What else will Roxor do as Todd? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!
