Chapter 9, Stupidly Meta

AN: The fic is actually almost over :) This fic has been really fun to write, even though it is garbage. Also this is a Light POV chapter

Beth had returned with Mello. They showed up in a different time machine then they used to go to the future, but frankly Light didn't care how they got it or why they were gone so long. There were far more important things. Like if he was actually being interrupted or if (AN: remember, this is from chapter 7) he was just crazy. When Watari tried to kill L with a machine gun, Light escaped in the confusion. He was now walking as far away from Bethany Anne Isabella Marina Smith (AN: That's her full name, remember) as he could. He was completely alone, yet someone or … something was interrupting his thoughts. (AN: Beth hasn't noticed he left yet, because they are busy figuring out that Watari and Atari were the same person due to time travel) Huh? Watari and Atari are the same person? That makes no sense. Why would (AN: Wait? You can hear me?) Watari say Atari was his twin then? Wait … How did I know that? (AN: Because for some reason you can hear me) Who are you? (AN: AN literally stands for Author's Note. I'm the author. duh) Wait … Of what? (AN: This garbage fanfic lol) You mean my life is just some terrible fanfic? What is it even a fanfic of? (AN: Hey my fic the best :( Also, its a Death Note Fic. Before you ask, Death Note is the greatest anime ever and you and L are the main characters) So am I a fictional character that became sentient or something? (AN: No, that's stupid. I just wrote that you hear the author's notes) Wait … So if you write everything I do, does that mean you wrote that I would call this fic terrible? (AN: Of course) Then why did you complain about me insulting it? (AN: Because it's funny) It's really not. (AN: Shut Up!) This is so stupid. (AN: This beep fic is so stupidly meta lol) Stop saying lol. It's really annoying. Light tripped and broke his arm. There was blood everywhere. He had to go to the hospital. Really? Taking revenge on me for complaining when you wrote that I would complain? Is this your sense of humor? (AN: Shut up! It's hilarious) Will you at least help me stop Beth? (AN: Ok) Great! You can just write that she dies in a car crash or something. (AN: No that's a stupid way to end a story. The ending needs to be dramatic) Then how do you want to stop her? (AN: I have an idea. It will be the best ending to a fanfic ever!) Given your style of writing, it won't be. (AN: Shut up! Well now I'm going to make you wait by putting a christmas chapter in between now and then) You did nothing to establish it was December ahead of time. (AN: Shut up!) Would you stop saying shut up? It's no longer funny. Heck, it was never funny in the first place. Light then passed out because of his broken arm.