A/N: I know that I haven't updated in months and that you all hate me but I've had terrible writers' block. I knew what I wanted to write but not how to write it and then I had exams and now it is half term break and I half forgot about this and half was just being lazy. I'M SORRY MY MUNCHKINS! Not completely sure why I called you munchkins but oh well. So here is some actual writing rather that an episode because I have wanted to write this chapter for ages and some of you wanted my to bring some other glee characters in so I HAVE!
Everyone was curled up in the piles of blankets and cushions in their own little groups. Artie was lying and the sofa as he needed it most; Darren had made friends with the guys and was using Puck, Finn and Sam as a make-shift bed and looked quite cosy; the girls were all curled up around Kurt; Tina was holding hands with Mike; and Mr. Schue was sleeping closer to the door as if to try and protect the younger people inside the room from any invaders. Chris however was curled up on the counter in the kitchen with a dazed expression on his face and fiddling with a phone. After he apparently got bored with the phone he put it in Kurt's bag and found his laptop. Chris logged on and started clicking random things. The noise of the mouse and keys woke up Sam who then got a shock as he saw Darren with his head on Sam's stomach. Carefully sliding Darren onto Finn, Sam stood up to see what the noise was. When he saw Chris in a cupboard with his laptop he turned around to go and get Darren.
"Hey, Darren. Darren." Sam whispered in Darren's ear while gently shaking his shoulder. Darren remained asleep. Sam knew that he needed to wake Darren up but he didn't know how to without waking anyone else so in the end he just sat really close to Darren, licked his finger and stuck it in Darren's ear.
"ARRGGGHHHH!" Darren screamed as he bolted upright, elbowing Finn in the throat and kicking Puck in the balls in the process.
"OW!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE DARREN!"
Was what the rest of the glee club heard as they woke up to see Darren, Puck and Finn in a giant tangle, and Sam sitting back looking smug.
"What the hell, Sam! You can't just go around putting wet things in people's ears!" Darren exclaimed loudly. "What did you want anyway now that you've woken everyone up?"
"I think there's something wrong with Chris."
At hearing this Darren went very serious and asked Sam "What makes you think that? Where is he?"
"Well, the answer to both those questions is that he is in a cupboard in the kitchen doing something on his laptop. Why do you think he's in the cupboard?" Sam was curious, it wasn't every day you found a famous person in a cupboard, or a person in a cupboard full stop.
A look of realisation came upon Darren's face and he started giggling. Everyone started to look at him as if he was mad.
"Oh! This is hilarious! He must be sleep shopping again. It's like sleep walking but he shops. It's always fun because he never know what or if he brought anything so it's like Christmas all the time." Darren said excitedly. "I should probably stop him though."
Everyone followed Darren into the kitchen. It seemed that Chris had shut the door to the cupboard once Sam had left as no one could see where he was. Sam opened the door that he had seen Chris behind and there he was with his face light up from the glow of his laptop screen.
"Chris," Darren whispered to him, "what you doing in there?"
"I'm shopping for elephants made from red vines for Darren." Chris stated in a sleepy voice.
"Oh, well maybe I should just leave you there then."
"Darren!" most of the glee club whispered sharply.
"Okay, okay. I'll get him out. Chris, I'm going to get you out of the cupboard." Darren said calmly.
"NO!" Chris shouted straight into Darren's ear, "I need to get Darren a red vine elephant!"
"The red vine elephants are out here, so I'm just going to lift you out and sit you on your bed."
"Alright then" Chris said, resigned.
Darren gently pulled Chris out of the cupboard and carried him to the nest pile. Once Chris was settled, Darren lay him down and then spooned him to restrain him from getting up again. "The red vine elephants are going to be here in the morning, go to sleep, Chris." Darren said.
"Silly Darren, red vine elephants don't exist. Night, night." Chris promptly fell asleep after irritating Darren while he too fell asleep. Chris had one arm under his head as a pillow and the other one was holding Darren's hand, which was thrown over Chris' waist with his other possessively on Chris' hip.
"Are we sure they're not together, 'cause I ship them so hard." Tina announced.
"I agree but I think we would have seen them kiss if they were together, I mean, Darren is very touchy feely and he obviously feel possessive over Chris but I think they're just friends because Darren would want to kiss Chris all the time. Who wouldn't: he's adorable." Rachel agreed.
"Okay, can we just go to sleep now because I do not feel comfortable with this conversation." Whined Kurt.
"Alright, fine." Everyone moaned.
They all settled down approximately where they were before and fell asleep.
