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Chapter 9: Rellik the Killer

Piccolo: Last time on Dbz in Elementary School 2nd Grade!

"BECAUSE...I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN..AND I COULD FINALLY BE RID OF BOYS IN THIS WORLD!" Ms. Rellik boomed.

"Ms. Rellik?! How could you?!" Bulma yelled.

"FOOL, I'M NOT MS. RELLIK...I'M MS. KILLER!" Ms. Killer roared as she started growing.

"What the f***?!" Vegeta yelled.

She grew over 200 ft, and her skin melted as she revealed herself as a demon.

"ROOOOOAAAAARRR!" Ms. Killer yelled.

Piccolo: Ms. Rellik is revealed to be a killer!

"YOU!" Ms. Killer hissed as she grabbed Mr. Blutzinger and ate him.

They watched in horror as Mr. Blutzinger was chewed up and swallowed.

"Oh God! It's getting Attack on Titans up in here!" Piccolo yelled as he saw Ms. Killer.

She then roared again and fired a shot targeted towards Vegeta.

"Oh no!" Trunks cried as he noticed the attack coming straight towards Vegeta.

"FATHER!" Trunks yelled as he pushed Vegeta away and took the blast.

Piccolo: Oh s***! Ms. Rellik shot Trunks!

Now...

As Trunks took the blast he fell down, mortally wounded.

"I WAS GOING FOR VEGETA, BUT AT LEAST HE'S A BOY!" Ms. Killer screamed.

Vegeta was shocked at what Trunks yelled, 'Is he really my son?!'

Bulma ran towards Trunks, "Sknurt! Are you ok?!"

Trunks coughed up some blood, "Actually...the name's Trunks,"

"Why didn't you tell us sooner?!" Vegeta yelled.

"I didn't want to prevent myself from being born..." Trunks rasped.

"Well who told you that s***?!" Vegeta asked.

"Actually, it was you guys," Trunks chuckled.

Flashback-

It was around the time monsters and demons were taking over the world, but Bulma came up with a protection shield around West City. The rest of the cities was destroyed.

Before Trunks went back to save the future, his mother and father was annoying him bad.

"Make sure you tell no one that you're my son!" 28 year old Vegeta yelled.

"Whhy?" 8 year old Future Trunks whined.

"Because, nobody would believe you..and Chibi Vegeta was kinda of a nut," 28 year old Bulma teased.

Vegeta growled, "Make sure you come here before dinner,"

"Ok!" Trunks said as he got on the time machine.

"I love you! And be safe!" Bulma called.

"Ok, mom!" Trunks called back as he disappeared.

After he left, Vegeta looked seductively at Bulma, "Now that he's gone...let's have a little 'alone time'"

Right when they were about to kiss, 7 year old Bra screamed, "Daddy! Play dolls with me!" from her room.

Vegeta sighed while yelling, "Coming, Princess!"

End Flashback-

Trunks coughed up some more blood, "I guess I'm gonna die now.."

Bulma said, "No you're not, silly! I got a senzu bean!"

Goku IT and handed Trunks the bean, "This will make you feel much better!"

Trunks gratefully swallowed the bean and got up.

"I feel much better now!" He exclaimed.

Vegeta nodded, "Good...now let's destroy that demon!"

Bulma, Chi-Chi, Launch, Princess Snake, and Mai went inside, while Goku, Vegeta, Tarble, Trunks, Krillin, Piccolo, and 17 faced off at Killer.

"Let's get some!" 17 yelled.

They all charged at Killer and started physically attacking her limbs.

"Aah!" Krillin yelled as he was smacked away by her tail.

Goku was driven to the ground by her blasts.

Vegeta was about to fire his Galick Gun, before lightening struck at him.

"AAAAAAHHHHH!" He screamed as he was zapped.

"Father!" Trunks yelled.

After Vegeta was zapped, he gasped as he looked at his hair.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" Piccolo, Trunks, and Tarble laughed.

Vegeta looked dumbfounded as his hair was now a black afro, with smoke coming from it.

"MY AWESOME FLAMED HAIR!" Vegeta yelled as he felt his puffy hair.

Just then, Ms. Killer's tail smack Vegeta to the ground.

When Ms. Killer was staring straight at Piccolo, he gulped and said, "Uhhh...I'll be back soon!" and blasted away.

"Piccolo!" Trunks and Tarble yelled in anger.

Tarble was then flicked by Ms. Killer.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" he screamed as he crashed.

Trunks growled and powered up, "HAA!" as he turned into a Super Saiyan.

He then took out his sword, and charged at Killer.

He slashed and sliced through Killer's skin.

He smirked as he looked at his work, until Killer started laughing.

"HA! YOU THINK THAT HURT ME?!" She laughed as she regenerated her skin.

"What the?!" Trunks yelled.

Killer laughed as she blasted Trunks away.

Goku powered up and got up again.

"ALL OF YOU ARE LIKE LITTLE COCKROACHES! YOU ALWAYS GET UP!" Killer screamed

"KA...ME...HA...ME...HAA!" Goku yelled as he fired his shot at Killer.

All she did was absorb the whole attack.

"THANKS FOR MY EXTRA BOOST OF POWER!" Killer yelled as she powered up to equal Goku's Kamehameha.

Goku eyes widened as he saw what she was going to do.

"KA...ME...HA...ME...HAA!" Killer screamed as she shot her attack right back at Goku.

Goku tried to block it the best he could, but she was too powerful.

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Goku screamed as her Kamehameha blasted him far away.

"Goku!" Chi-Chi screamed from the inside.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOBODY'LL DEFEAT ME NOW!" Killer yelled gleefully.

"What are we gonna do now?" Mai asked.

Blonde Launch yelled, "We gotta go out there, and kill her!"

Bulma said, "I don't know if we can face her.."

"We gotta at least try..I don't know if we'll make any effect, but at least we tried!" Princess Snake said.

"I gotta question.." Mai said.

"What?!" Launch yelled.

"Where's all the other boys, like Taleem, Frieza, Cell, Tien, Turles..."

Everyone paused for a minute.

"Yea! Where are they?! People always seem to disappear during a big fight-"

"Who will defeat her?!" Chi-Chi interrupted worriedly.

"I will!" a voice yelled.

"MASTER ROSHI?!" Everyone yelled.

"Hee hee hee!" Master Roshi said.

"OH GREAT, ANOTHER BOY!" Killer screamed.

"I will use my perverted skills to defeat her!" Master Roshi yelled.

"HI-AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Master Roshi screamed.

Everyone watched as he was chewed and swallowed by Killer.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A FOOL!" Killer boomed.

"Our hero..." Bulma said while rolling her eyes.

Next Time- Save the Future!