Hello! I'm glad you like the story so far:D I still have a pretty long until the end of it so stay tunned!:D

Chapter 9

The sun was setting behind the hills in the distance, throwing its last rays upon us. It made it seemed like this whole story had been lasting for an eternity: The three of us following Shu for hours . It's even more tiring than it sounds. Such a pain in the ass.

Now that I finished my smashing intro for this chapter I can focus on the cool part. Your's Truly will make you love his awesome narating skills for sure. I am the best after all right? I mean, what other vampire succeded in breaking the 4 wall like me?Haha anyway back to the point. *cleares throat and inserts deep narator voice*

Luck stroke us when we saw that something caught Shu's atention, making him finally enter the targeted store.

"Jackpot!" I shouted under my breath.

"Shht!" Laito shushed, pulling me back behind the stand.

"What? How dare you drag Your's Truly like that. It's not as if he could hear us!" I replied angrily.

"It's not him I'm worried about dummy" Laito whispered, looking around as if scouting the room. "Someone might get annoy-"

"Ahem!"a loud throat clearing could be heard, making us jump a little. "And what do you think you're doing here?" a female voice could be heard, a rather frightening one.

We looked up to see the person speaking and had quite the shock. In front of us was standing a really really tall woman with strong arms and legs and pronunciated forms, wearing a small red (almost see-through, damm it!) dress. She was glaring at us and I could have sworn a red aura was forming around.

She was waiting for an answer and by the look of it, we didn;t have much time on our hands. I looked at Laito and Subaru and exchanged some "Sakamaki visual comunication 101" signals. I suddenly looked Subaru straight into his eyes, hoping to get the message. It was our only way. Luckily, he got it quickly and with a whim, both of us turned our heads towards Laito, putting on our cutest puppy faces. This always worked. Trust me!

"Oh no... no no, I'm not gonna-"

" If you didn't come here to buy my underwear please leave! You're making my girls quite uneasy" she said pointing at the workers there, who were drooling over the good looking boys. " How dare you perverts come here just to rummage through my precious treasu-"

"Isabell right?" asked Laito getting up and taking her hand "please accept our appologies. I just couldn't resist coming in when I passed by along with my lovely brothers. I have to admit the silk you are using for the underwear is just marvelous and I can't believe those precious hands of yours made them. I can't possibly stand making a fool of myself and my brothers in the presence of such a gratious songbird.." Laito said, purring out the last few words into the woman's ear, making her blush.

"Well, well, I didn't know we had such special guests here today. Nice to meet you-"

"Laito, but you can call me "your prince""he responded, placing a gentle kiss on her hand.

"Oh you're so sweet" she said, giggling. She actually started to look like an angel after Laito's emergency plan. Gotta admit it: the man knows what he's doing.

"Scuse me, dear, but unfortunately me and my sweet brothers have some bussiess to attend to, so, Farewell my lovely maiden, may our relationship bloom in the future" he said, bowing a little kiss.

"Oh..ok,," she said suddenly looking a bit down. "Um, could you give me your contacts? If you don't mind..." she said, looking a bit nervous, but trying to appear cool.

"Sure darling fufu" Laito giggled, handing her a small card with his phone, mail and even blog on. The woman was clearly trying to content her enthusiasm while going back to her work, but stopped halfway to freak out with her coleagues about what happened.

"Tsk, come Casanova let's go" suddenly Subaru told us, clearly annoyed.

The 2 of us stood up next to Laito and arranged our clothes, proceeding to the exit of the store when-

"Well well Whitey, I have to say you have a good taste for woman underwear~ I have been a good big brother to you it seems" Laito said giggling.

"What do you-"Subaru and I asked at the same time, making me turn around to see what Laito was talking about. The only thing I could do was to laugh out loud. Subaru was clearly annoyed and started to look at himseld only to find a pair of panties hanging from his pocket, and not any panties but "Laito recommends!" ones. He instantly threw them back on the stand and went for the exit, red as a tomato.

"Idiot Laito why do we have to keep entering weird shops? Can't we just follow him on the street?" He growled clenching his fist.

"Oh my Tsunbaru but that's no fun! And besides... I really like to keep an eye on the new products at the panty shop...and the inapropiate clothing one oh oh and at the adult toy-.."

"Ok ok shut up will ya? Just admit you go for the ladies. I saw you taking numbers from all the cashiers and workers you year-round-whore!" I shouted, slightly annoyed by the situation as well. How comes that we always reached uncomfortable subjects when in a conversation with him?

"Aww why are you so mean to me?" Laito asked, making a puppy face. "If I didn't put my plan to work maybe the three of us would have been beaten by women in a panty shop. How's that sounding?" he continued, starting to walk towards the store Shu went in. He stopped a few meters in front of us and turned his head, his green eyes wide opened and glowing, yandere style. " You do realise that I just compromised my precious monthly trip to this shop because of you. You better reward me with something good in exchange or I might get a little mad. Maybe even punish you a bit." He said giggling in a really creppy and uncomfortable way, making me and Subaru gulp and abbandon the fragile subject. No one would want that, not after what he did to Kanato THAT time... poor guy couldn't walk normally for days. (But that's another of Ore-sama's awesome stories for another time...)

We followed Laito and reached the shop, serching for a hiding place. We waited for about 20 minutes until we spotted that sloth near the cashier. We looked closely, examining his package in order no to buy the same brand or shape. As I was swearing while trying to understand what was written on it, Subaru bursted with laughter. I don't know even now what surprised me the most: the actual situation or Subaru laughing his ass off out of no where. I focused on Shu again only to gasp in shock. He was smiling in a really flirty way to the cashier and then he leaned and said something that made her blush violently.

"That old dog..." I said, starting to laugh as well. "Now this is something Ore sama could threaten him with!"

I suddenly stopped because of the sound of someone sobbing and looked to my right only to see Laito's eyes full of tears and him smiling like an idiot.

"What the actual fuck man?" I asked him really confused.

"He's...he's u-using the Laito technique number 32 in getting something out of a girl.*sob* *sob* I-I'M SO PROUD OF HIM!" Laito started crying, clinging onto me. "They grow up so fast...*sob*" whiping his cheeks.

(I still don't have any way to even comprehend what is actually going on in my brother's mind,never had and never will.)

"Oh he's coming out!" Subaru shouted, finally recovered from his blast "Hide, quickly!"

Shu came out of the store, still having that Laito-grin on his face and started to walk down the street. We got up in a hurry and entered the shop as fast as possible. There was no time to waste. Not even with Shu's -1 speed.

I entered first, followed by Laito, and Suba- wait where is he?

Laito reacted first and rushed back outside to grab his little brother.

"He-he's not here!" He shouted. "oh my God, it's just like at that mall in Paris all over again! We lost him again and this time Reiji WILL kill us for sure!" he started to dramatise.

"That was like 10 years ago Laito! We're older now! We run faster than Reijis whips!"

While me and Laito were trying tofigure out a way to fly to Mexico without Reiji knowing, a shout could be heard inside the shop. Subaru's!

"Wait.. what the...wasn't he behind us?" I asked looking at Laito.

He just lifted his shoulders and signaled me to go back inside again.

That was the moment we met our nightmares, face to face. They had Subaru who's cheeks could not be saved anymore. The horror was so unimaginable taht not even ME, the great ME could narate. Not now and not in this chapter.