::::: If Tobi were to get a tooth decay ::::: Season 2::::: Chapter 9:::::
What was right in front of me was…
A BEAUTIFUL SQUEAKY CLEAN NICE, NO PINK DOJO!
Well, actually, yeah…it wasn't pink…AT ALL; it was quite nice.
The beige colour that stood out, it was really…well crafted for something that was just there.
The Akatsuki and I went into a room, and saw that it was like a normal dojo room, just nice and clean and comfortable.
But what the question was, was that why was the dojo even here in the first place?
So we went through all the rooms and then we heard a little high pitched scream, which you could clearly know it was Hidan's.
"HIDAN! Stop screaming!" I yelled, whipping around to face him since he was behind me.
"…eh?" After looking back, I saw that Hidan wasn't there – no, wait… - the WHOLE Akatsuki wasn't even there, excluding Tobi who went off somewhere else.
"Um…where did everyone go?" I asked, laughing nervously.
"Dunnnoooooo…" The dojo walls echoed.
My eyes darted around the room, "Hey, dojo. How come you can talk? I mean, are you like, an experiment of Orochimaru or something?"
"I dunno. I was created by some random maniac thing with a swirly orange mask which turned black. So basically…I don't know." The dojo walls replied.
I laughed, "You seem to have a mind of your own! Pretty cool, don't you think?"
"I don't know." The wall said.
I laughed again, "I mean, seriously. I thought talking walls aren't all that nice cause in all those random cartoon movies I used to watch when I was little, it showed that the wall always ate the people up, which scared the heck out of me!"
"Hahaha…what if I was one of them?" The wall laughed.
"Hah? What do you mean?" I questioned, crossing my arms.
"I ATE YOUR FRIENDS! MUAHAHAHA!" The wall laughed wickedly.
I blinked and frowned, "What do you mean? They can't be dead cause they're all immortal."
That was definitely a lie.
They aren't immortal, only Hidan was.
Let him get eaten and everything will be fine.
"Are you sure?" The wall asked.
I nodded, "Yeah, yeah…I'm sure they're fine."
"Pfft…really? How about you?" The wall asked.
I laughed, "Haha! I'm perfectly fine, Mr. Dojo Wall! Don't worry about me!"
"Yes, you really should worry about yourself…" The wall whispered.
I rolled my eyes, "Why the hell should I?"
"Because you're going to get eaten…" The wall replied.
"Pfft. By who?" I laughed, hands on hips.
"Me." With that, the dojo wall came out at me and swallowed me…I think.
It opened this mouth thingo and then its tongue took me in…disgusting.
Absolutely revolting.
After getting…taken in by the disgusting wall thing, I find myself at the beach.
"The beach…?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Yah, the beach. Ever heard of it?" A voice said behind me.
I nodded, "Nah, duh. I'm not stupid."
…am I?
"Whatever. You seem to be lost. Need some help?" The person asked.
I shrugged, "I don't care. As long as I find the Akatsuki."
He gasped, "WHAT! YOU'RE WITH THE AKATSUKI DATTEBAYO?"
I nodded, "Now shut up and lead me to them. I'm sure they're lost somewhere, Hidan's head hopelessly dangling from a branch with his blood dripping on the leaves…"
Turning around, my jaw dropped.
Standing in front of me was the nine-tailed fox, otherwise known as Naruto Uzumaki.
I laughed nervously, "Uh…do I know you?"
That was a lie.
I knew him quite well cause of all the reports back at the Akatsuki.
Y'know…they're collecting the tailed beasts so yeah…that's none of my business but who cares.
Pain tells everyone everything.
Well, now he does, not before he broke up with Konan.
But for some reason, I knew that Konan and Pain were destined to be together, yet Pain, otherwise known as Yahiko, was already dead so…that just leaved Konan and Nagato.
Cause like, Nagato took Yahiko's dead body and started to control it like a zombie…then tried to put the moves on Konan.
I wonder…if Yahiko was still alive, would Konan and him be together?
If so, that would be sweet.
Konan always talked to me about Yahiko, Nagato and her time back when she was a child in training to be a shinobi.
"Er…do I know you, stranger-chan?" Naruto asked, raising an eyebrow.
I shook my head, "I-I don't think so!"
He laughed, "OK! That means…come with us! You're in the Akatsuki, right? Why don't you tell us everything about them? And, first of all…we've got to know your name, stranger-chan!"
I laughed, "No way, bucko. Why would I reveal info on the Akatsuki?"
"Because you guys are stuck up and stupid." Naruto replied.
My mouth twitched, "Really? Do you have evidence?"
"Leaving you here is obviously a mistake made by them." Naruto said, pointing at me.
I cracked my knuckles, "What did you say? Please say it once again, I don't think I heard that properly."
Naruto laughed, "Ok! I said…leaving you here is obvio—"
Punching him in the face with my fist, I smiled angrily at him, "Feel better now?"
Naruto's body twitched, then he was standing again, "Ok, besides that…have you seen Itachi around?"
I nodded, "I think you're the stupid one here. I thought that you'd know that I've met with Itachi before cause I'm in the Akatsuki."
Naruto grinned sheepishly, "Well…I didn't think of that."
I rolled my eyes, "Well? Have you seen them around?"
Naruto shook his head, "Nope. I can't help you, but I'm lost too…so I have no idea how to get around."
I opened my mouth to say something, but Naruto's words hit me…
"..." There was a long silence between us, until I screamed, "WHAT THE *PICKLING* HELL? YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW THE WAY OUTTA THIS DUMP OF A BEACH?"
Naruto frowned, "Apparently, dattebayo."
I sighed, "Do you have a house or something?"
Naruto nodded, "Yeah. But first things first. I'm Naruto Uzumaki. Yours?"
I rolled my eyes, "Just Natsumi. Call me that."
Naruto nodded and motioned me to follow.
We went across the shoreline and ended up in front of a little cottage, it was small but it was kind of cute.
"Well…this is where I live." Naruto said, going inside.
I followed him in, and surprisingly, the place was quite large, though it didn't look like that on the outside.
"Um…hey, Naruto, how'd you end up here in the first place? I thought you were in Konoha." I said, curious.
I heard Naruto sigh from the other room, "Well, I was travelling to some place by boat and there was a huge storm, then I ended up here. I don't know where Kakashi-sensei or Sakura-chan is."
I nodded slowly.
So this is the Jinchuuriki?
I never thought he'd be so…NICE.
Yeah, that's the word.
NICE.
There was an uncomfortable silence; it was really…strange.
I mean, seriously.
Naruto = Jinchuuriki of kyuubi.
Me = Akatsuki person of some sort I don't know of.
Naruto + me = I will take his kyuubi.
Maybe I won't?
He's pretty nice, and he's not that mean.
Anyway, Naruto walked into the room I was in with 2 cups of what looked like ramen in his hands, and he handed one to me.
I looked at the steamy hot air that escaped from the cup, and breathed in the smell.
I could tell from the smell that the flavour of this ramen was miso.
I liked miso; Naruto chose wisely.
Haha, lol.
Now I sound like an old man trying to humour someone.
Well?
Am I funny?
Hahahaha-hehehe-hohohoho-muahahahahaha-kehkehkehkehkehkehkehkehkeh--fufufufufufufufufufufufu-chichichichichichichichichi – is that even a type of laugh?
Haha lol.
I guess I'm just a stupid little girl who was trying to talk someone into laughing for no apparent reason.
One word: LOSER.
Naruto sat down across from me, which was on the ground, and waited for his ramen to heat up/cook.
A few minutes later, the ramen was ready and we were eating it with a fork that Naruto fetched from some random place in the place we were in.
After eating the ramen, we lay around just talking because there was nothing else to do.
Well, not really NOTHING, but either it was swimming or talking.
That's it.
Unless you want to get skin cancer from being in the sun too much from sun-baking.
"Hey…Naruto. Wanna go and find treasure?" I asked, a mischievous glint in my eyes.
Naruto grinned, "What're we going to find, dattebayo?"
I snickered, "Akatsuki members or Konoha nin?"
Naruto thought for a minute, "I'd say…I really want to find out what is under Kakashi-sensei's mask!"
I sighed, "I was thinking of burying Hidan somewhere with an 'I hate Jashin' sign in front of him…"
Naruto laughed, "Who's that? Hidan, dattebayo?"
I sighed, "Hidan is some Akatsuki member who swears so much like this: *pickle*."
Naruto nodded, "But…do you know where he is?"
…silence.
"…nup. No idea. I thought you knew!" I argued.
"No, I don't, dattebayo!" Naruto argued back.
I rolled my eyes, "Well, we still have to find them anyway, so let's find peeps!"
"You don't mean Pervy Sage? I never knew you knew him." Naruto said.
I nodded, "Yeah, I never knew that too. I recently met him through looking through that little mind of yours that held SO MUCH information."
"…WHAT, DATTEBAYO?" Naruto yelled, throwing his arms up in the air.
I raised an eyebrow, "What's?"
"YOU KNOW ALL MY THOUGHTS?" He roared.
I rolled my eyes, "Pfft…who said?"
"You." Naruto pointed to me.
I pointed to myself, "I did?"
He nodded, "Yeah, dattebayo!"
I sighed, "What is your problem? I didn't say it."
Geez…I don't think I've ever said that before! (AU: You can see that she is very forgetful XD good for her)
"YES YOU DID!" Naruto shouted.
I sighed, "No I didn't, ok? Ne, Naruto. Let's go on with the hunt for Kakashi or Akatsuki."
Naruto's mood brightened up almost immediately, "Alright!"
I mentally laughed.
He's so gullible.
My little plan is to find the Akatsuki members then to let them capture Naruto.
Now that I think about the Akatsuki…I don't think I've seen Tobi for the last few days.
Hm…where could he be?
