AN:It's been a while since I've last updated. Sorry for bugging you with all of my emo shit these last few chapters. I've been a lot better lately and am ready to put this story into motion. To be honest there is no real plot yet!

I've been coming up with everything on the spot so far so if the story plot seems kind of random at some points I'm sorry.

Anyway, please enjoy


The sun died down behind the trees as Craig looked up at the silver cresset in the sky. He was cold, wet and completely irritated by the screaming in his left ear. He turned to the side and looked at the blonde crouching on the ground next to him. "I hate you Kenny" he whispered.

Go backwards a few hours earlier, Craig was in English class chewing on the edge of his pencil, staring blankly up at the board

"dude." Token whispered. "That's fucking gross."

Craig flipped him off and looked over to the blonde a few seats in front of him. He was twitching more than usual and tugged at his clothes nervously. He wished he knew what he was thinking. He wondered if he was thinking about him…

"Some would say that Romeo and Juliet had an unconditional love," his English teacher preached.

Craig sighed and closed his eyes.

The teacher set her hand on Craig's desk. "Mr. Tucker, what is the definition of love?" she asked.

Craig slid an eyes open and looked at the blonde in front of him. "Tweek." He whispered.

"Excuse me?" she questioned.

"Tweek!" Craig said more clearly. The blonde froze in his chair.

"I'm sorry, I don't quite follow." His teacher said nervously

Craig stiffened nervously, this was one of those moments he's wished he's never said anything.

"Tweek is like love, crazy and unpredictable." The whole class was staring at him, "you can't control him and unless he has his fuel which in this case is coffee, or else the fire will burn out.'

His teacher stared shockingly at Craig and suddenly spun around in excitement. "Excellent comparison Craig!" she cheered.

The blonde began to curl up in a ball, resting his head in his hands. The teacher passed by him and placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Mr. Tweak, do you have a definition to go along with Mr. Tucker's?"

Tweek didn't move, he just sat there, completely still.

Craig eyed him carefully; maybe he had sent him past his limits. Those were confidential thoughts and he had just announced them to the whole entire class.

"Mr. Tweak?"

Suddenly the blonde sat up and stormed out of the room. Everyone stared the door.

"What the hell just happened?" Token whispered.

"Nothing…" Craig looked down at his desk.

The rest of the class period went by ridiculously slow. Token and Clyde whispered softly behind him the whole time. He just laid his head on his desk and listened to bits and pieces of their conversation.

Suddenly he heard Tweek's name and "the plan" and his head popped. He turned around and stared at the brunet.

"Dude, what's your deal?" Clyde whispered.

"What's the plan?" Craig asked bluntly.

"What plan?" Token asked distantly, staring back up at the board.

"Kenny's plan! C'mon man I know you guys have been gossiping about it all week."

"You're fucking insane." Clyde opened his book.

Craig flipped him off. "You're a shitty liar!"

"Token!?" Clyde whined.

"Don't go and cry to your boyfriend!" Craig growled. "Just tell me the god damned plan."

"hmm, and like Tweek isn't yours?" Token chuckled.

"Fuck you!" Craig whispered.

"Defensive are we?" Clyde smiled.

"This is Kenny we're talking about here, whatever he has planned might seariously fuck the kid up!" Craig finally confessed. "Please just tell me if I have anything to worry about."

They both looked at the ebony haired boy in shock. It was rare to see Craig so…defenseless, if that's what you'd even call it.

A long silence passed until token finally spoke up, "you have nothing to worry about."

Craig sighed and turned back around in his seat. That was good enough for now.

The bell rang and everyone packed up their stuff and trampled their way out of the room. Craig walked down the hallway staring blankly ahead.

"Craigy-poo!" a set of hands wrapped around the Ebony haired boy.

"I'm getting pretty tired of not knowing your plan."

"The wait is almost over." Kenny cheered, walking next to him.

"Hmm?" Craig raised a brow.

"Meet me in the back of the school before lunch and I'll tell you everything!" The blonde announced excitedly.

Craig walked with Kenny in silence for a while and then finally nodded.

"okay…"

"Great!" Kenny hugged the black haired boy and ran off down the hall. "See ya buddy!"

"I sure hope you know what you're doing…" he said to himself before heading to his next class

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Craig stepped outside. The only thing he saw though were the cigarette buds on the ground that he smoked after 3rd. He sighed, "Kenny, where the fuck are you?"

"NOW!" he heard someone scream, suddenly a bag was placed over his head and his arms were being bound.

"What the fuck!" Craig tried to fight.

"COCK!" he heard someone squeak.

"Thomas!?" Craig screamed. "Dude this isn't fucking funny!"

"On the contrary," he heard Kenny say, "It's quite hilarious Craigy-poo."

He felt himself being thrown over someone's shoulders and dragged down a long street, they walked a good three minutes before stopping and shoving him in the back seat of a car.

"Ack!" he heard someone scream beside him.

"Tweek!?" Craig cried.

"C-Craig!" he heard the blonde choke.

"Kenny untie us now!"

"No cad do"

"This really isn't funny!" he screamed, "when I said I wanted help I didn't mean being bounded and stuffed in a car."

"oh the plan hasn't even been put into motion yet." Kenny chimed.

"What!" Craig screamed.

"Plan!? WHAT PLAN?" Craig could feel the blonde twitch beside him.

"You'll know soon enough." Thomas timidly spoke.

"So fucking cute!" Kenny said.

They drove on for a good hour; Tweek was screaming and twitching beside him the whole time. He was probably worried that Kenny was going to drop him off at a secret government concentration camp and that they were going to gas him and steal all his clothes, leaving him stranded on the side of a road or something.

Suddenly they stopped. Kenny stepped out of the car and threw the bag off of Craig's head and pushed him out of the car.

They were in the middle of nowhere with a dozen trees surrounding them. Craig looked around until he saw Thomas holding Tweek by his wrist. The blonde had stopped fighting and stood still, waiting.

"so what is your master plan?" Craig finally spoke

"Ah, I thought you'd never ask. Well you see…" Kenny snapped his fingers and Thomas nodded, pushing Tweek to the ground.

"Tweek!"

The blonde landed in a big muddy puddle, "We're leaving you two love birds here all night."

"WHAT!?"

"Shh…let me finish!" Kenny scolded. "As I was saying, we're leaving you here all night and won't be back till tomorrow morning."

"I'll freeze to death, or worse Craig will kill me and eat my body for nourishment!" Tweek screamed patheticly in the puddle.

Craig bowed his head…he really was still scared of him.

Suddenly he was pushed in a bed of cold mud.

Kenny and Thomas climbed back into the car and slowly pulled away. Craig looked over at the shivering blonde screaming hysterically on the ground. He stood up and shook his damp hair.

There was no point in bitching; it would only upset Tweek more. So he sat down next to the blonde and placed a gentle hand on his back. Tweek screamed and lunged back into the puddle.

"don't!" he cried. Craig sighed.

He looked up at the sky and saw the sun falling behind the tree line. "I hate you Kenny…" he whispered.


Not what some of you expected. OH, it was!?

Haha things will start to actually happen in the next chapter, I promise! Anyway, I want to give thanks to all of the people who have reviewed. Im sorry but I don't have the time to reply to all of your comments but will start to try to. I love all of you guys and hope to get more support in the future!