Well Howdy!!!

Carrianne:--- Lolz glad you liked it!

Captain Riley Sparrow:--- Lolz I know the website took it off it's taking me a while to add it all sorry but I need to change stuff to make sure it won't go again... I can't take uploading it for the third time... I'll go mental! Yes I am aware I already am mental but that's beside the point... I'm sane in my mind!

Spizzy the Headless Spaz:--- Thanks again! Lolz I'm getting bored so I decided to upload again!

Lonaargh:--- :O! someone who shares my taste of music... YAY! Lolz I sing those songs all the time they are so hard to get out your head once there in their stuck! O... at your request... .x.Chucks mug.x.

Carn:--- Lolz Spain!...Well it's alright for some isn't it?!

Disclaimer: I own plot... and don't forget my amazingly brilliant characters!!!!! The process of building a trap to catch Orlando has been abruptly stopped... I've run out of sticky tape...

Ring tones, More Vaseline, BANGA TRAVEL!!!

We were still sitting there 30 minutes later... and the fire fighters had only cut one piece of bar away, because Jess; fearing for the safety of her neck, decided to hurl abuse at all of them.

"HEY!!! CAREFUL WITH THAT!!! OI! STOP IT YOU MORON!!! YOUR DOING IT ALL WRONG!!!!"

Will was holding her legs still while I was trying to restrain her head.

Jack had found Rk's phone and, very spookily hand managed to find the ring tone; 'a pirates life for me'. So he was now dancing and singing along with Rk

"AND REALLY BAD EGGS!!!"

The music stopped... and Jack looked as though he was about to cry. Rk pressed the play button and it started Jack dancing and she joined in, naturally.

"YOU STUPID IDIOT!!! YOU ALMOST HIT MY NECK!! I HAVE A CAREER IN SINGING PLANNED YOU KNOW!!!!!!"

.x.10 Minutes Later.x.

"Please don't go!... Please we need you to get her out!"

"We are not trained for years so we could have abuse thrown at us... along with bits of bar!!!"

I was begging the fire fighters not to leave Jess in the cell after she had thrown a piece of bar and one of their... um... well... you know!

"Please!...PLEASE!!!"

I ran after them out the door.

Jack and Rk were still dancing and the tone had been played over about 30 times now

"YO HO HO A PIRATE... huh?"

Jack shook the phone...

"Um.. Rk?"

She took the phone

"The batteries dead... hold on..."

She took out the battery and switched it with... mine!!! And passed it back to Jack

"There"

"Ta luv...A PIRATES LIFE FER ME!!"

.x.BANG!!.x.

I stomped back inside

"Erm.. Rach?... Are they coming back?"

"NO Jess! They are NOT coming back!"

"Erm... shall I try to squeeze my head?"

"Jess, you know to you this might sound strange but... IF YOU CAN GET YOUR HEAD IN YOU CAN GET IT BACK OUT!!!"

"Erm... I'm special?"

"If, by special you mean deluded and deranged then your right!"

"So... How am I going to get out? I mean I can't sleep with my head up here."

"The fire fighters seemed to think that all we needed was this..."

I held up a yellow tub.

"What's that?"

"This... my dear, sweet, soon to be headless Jessica is... Vaseline!"

We spent a few minutes spreading handfuls of Vaseline around Jess' neck, ears, cheeks and just for fun her hair. And with one, not meant to be so sharp pull but Jack and Rk 'slipped' Jess' head popped free!

"YAY!!!"

"Finally!"

I walked over to the policemen's desk and saw no one there

Rk nudged me;

"Rach how are we going to pay them? We really don't have the money!"

"Erm.. Rk we don't have to..."

She looked confused

"Huh?"

"No ones here... RUN!!!!!!"

.x.Outside.x.

We headed to the bus stop to catch a bus home (we were too lazy to walk) making sure that Jess was at least 15 feet behind us as the Vaseline in her hair had made it stick up in everyway possible making her look like a punk gone wrong.

We climbed on to the bus and sat down (of course making Jess sit at the back between two old granny's that were giving her very weird looks) so I sat by Will and Rk and Jack had decided to jump up and down the stairs of the double Decker bus still with Rk's ring tone blaring.

We headed towards a red light and I just knew something bad was going to happen with them jumping around.

"You two be careful!"

"Yea...Yea"

Jack tried to jump four steps as the driver stood on the brakes;

"A PIRATES LIFE FER ME!!!... WHOAAAAA!!!"

Jack slammed face first into the stair wall

"JACK!!!"

"O Mi God!!!"

"You Killed Him!!!

"MY PHONE!!!!...O!...ahem!...I mean... O NO!!"

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WA LA!! Isn't Rk soo caring? Lolz She doesn't deserve to keep poor Jack!!!...lolz she'll kill me if I take him off her though... ah well.

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