EmPOV

I woke up. I was still hard and Rosalie was gone. I looked to my phone. There was a note from Rosalie.

'Dear Hubby,

I had to go to school today. Im sorry I will be back around 3:30. Hopefully we can leave by then anyway. Alice will be with me. Don't lose your boner or I will know and divorce your sorry ass!

From

Yo' wifey :)'

I smiled.

There is no one on earth I'd rather have sex with than Rosalie.

My stomach growled. I picked up my phone.

Hey Jizz can you pick me up some food? Not shitty hospital food. Real food.

The door opened and Emmett hid his phone. They weren't allowed in the hospital. It was the nurse.

"Hello Mr. Cullen I've come to give you some Morphine."

"Alright but not too much my wife and brother are coming back soon."

The nurse nodded. Emmett laid back and fell asleep.

RPOV

"Now in Egypt there is significant silk trade. This silk is made by-

That's all I heard about the lecture in Trade Business 102. Silk though, Silk is great, I love silk. Especially on my bare, naked, skin, Emmett on top of me, his lips trailing down my neck, His hands in my hair, my hands going on his back. Him, inside me, us rocking together, me moaning his name him-

"Rosalie? Rosalie? class is over."

I was shaken from my fantasies. Literally. I looked up. It was Caden. He was the Sophomore eyecandy. Every girl has or does like him. I did. I don't anymore now that I have Emmett. He was tall tan and blonde.

"Oh, Sorry I was, distracted."

"So who is he? Would I like him?"

Oh yes, that's another reason why I don't like him anymore, Caden is a closet gay. No one else knows, not even Alice. I was trying to get know him earlier when I was trying to get him in my apartment for the night and he told me. I was so shocked. I stood up. We started to walk to my next class. I told him about Emmett.

"Ooh country accent… that sounds like my kind of party."

I laughed.

"Hey, can you keep a secret?"

Caden nodded.

"Emmett owns Jems."

"And..?"

"He has a deep purple shirt and in Jems there a red velvet couch he likes to sit on.."

Caden gasped.

"O my god! You're the Jewels girl! You're so naughty! Well, so his jewels, were they the best of the best? Nice and large just the way we like?"

I shook my head.

"Were they teeny tiny? Were they hairy or gross or did he have an extra or not enough?"

I laughed.

"No Caden. Unfortunately we haven't done it yet. That night he took me home, but he didn't take advantage of me. One time we were going to in Alice's apartment and we were on the bed and he was inside of me but his brother was there already and cummed all over that bed. Ew. Oh and the 'jewels' The best I ever seen."

Caden rolled his eyes.

"Oh girl, just do him already! He's going to be back at Limbaugh stadium before you know it!"

"Oh my god! Im a horrible person!"

"Whats wrong?"

"Last night at Jems I broke Emmett's foot!"

Caden laughed.

"How did you do that?"

I told him the story from the panty droppers to when I fell asleep after teasing the nurse.

"And now, it's almost football training camp time! He'll never be signed back on! I'm a horrible person! I ruined his football career!"

We were outside my last class of the day. Caden gave me a hug.

"Don't worry, everything will be fine. Text me later lovely."

I smiled.

"I will sexy beast."'

I walked in the classroom. Luckily my last class, Design of Fashion was with Alice. All the girls saw my hug with Caden and they swarmed with questions about and if were dating. I sat next to Alice.

"What the fuck are you doing? You're in love with Emmett remember? Why you huggin Caden?"

"Dude, relax Caden is my friend! I don't like him that way! I want to fuck the fucking fuck out of Emmett all day! I love Emmett with all my heart! You know this is true cause this is first time I've said that about a boy! I hadn't even said it about Royce!"

The teacher, Miss Manchester, came in.

"Class draw me something for a nighttime fall art gala. You have the rest of the class."

Alice looked at me.

"Rosalie, promise me you aren't in like or love with Caden."

"I promise."

Alice shook her head.

"No. You have to promise the right way."

I sighed and picked up red paint and a black sharpie. I pulled down my shirt On my chest I painted a heart. I waited for it to dry then wrote I do not love Caden in sharpie then I crossed it with my finger.

"There see? I do not love Caden."

"Okay I believe you."

We spent the rest of the class in silence drawing and coloring our designs. At the end, we handed them in. Alice's was beautiful and mine was okay but that's why I was the business and she was the designer in our future fashion business. We haven't named it yet. Alice's Closet is big contender. We left the college and we walked down the street there we saw Jasper coming out of Café Sandwich. He had a sandwich and a drink.

"Hey isn't tha-

"Hey JIZZ!"

I screamed as loud as I could. His head whipped around. He saw us and jogged over to where we were. He shoved the sandwich in my hand and kissed Alice. I took out my phone and tweeted. Then I checked Facebook. They were still making out heavily. I sighed.

EmPOV

I woke up groggy. I looked and there was no Jasper, no sandwich, and no Rosalie. I picked my phone and checked Twitter. Rosalie had tweeted two minutes ago.

'Holding a sandwich for JazzMan while he chokes AliCat with his tongue. Why does he have a sandwich? I don't know.'

I smiled so Jasper has my sandwich. Well Rosalie did. I want it really bad now. The sandwich and Rosalie. I yawned. Why am I so tired? I fell asleep again. When I awoke Farrah Fawcett was over my bed.

"Go away Farrah you're dead."

I heard laughter.

"I don't have Farrah hair! I cant believe he's that drugged up."

I shook my head and Rosalie came into focus. She bent down. Her hair was on my shoulder. Her mouth open slightly. I quickly sat up and met her mouth. I pulled her on my bed her foot kicked mine. I yelled. She jumped up and Alice and Jasper started to laugh hard. The doctor came in. He was blonde, tall, and if I didn't know Rosalie didn't like me, I would be totally nervous.

"Hello Emmett, Im here to give you your walking boot."

I sighed, I hated those. I've had like six in my life.

"I take it you've had one then."

I nodded.

" Well that saves me about ten minutes."

He handed me the boot.

"After you get dressed you can just sign out and leave."

I nodded.

"Thank you doctor."

He left. I sighed.

"I don't have any clothes. I don't want to wear this outside."

Rosalie laughed.

"Don't worry before school I went to the apartment and got you a pair of pants, underwear nice Calvin Klien collection. Pretty fancy I brought there a I liked the best. Don't worry not the leopard speedo. A purple shirt and a comb."

"I don't have a leopard speedo."

Alice patted my leg.

"Sure you don't."

I faked a laugh and went to the bathroom to get dressed.

[A/N: So do you think Emmett has a leopard speedo? I bet Rosalie would like it ;) For Rosalie and Emmett's sake they should do it soon haha]