Twisted Entertainment Chapter 9
AN: For those who get Luppi and Luppi confused, the Arrancar Luppi will be Luppi2, while the captain Luppi will be know as Luppi.
MC: *Sleeping* Zzzzz…
Rotrum: *Comes in room with a dagger* Now I'll finally kill you.
Yachiru: *Barges in* MC-guy! Hey! Whats ya doing?
Gin: *Comes in* Yeah. Whats ya doing in here?
Rotrum: *Angry* Killing him.
Yachiru: Why?
Rotrum: Cause I hate him.
Yachiru: Why?
Rotrum: I don't remember.
Yachiru: Why?
Rotrum: Cause I don't!
Yachiru: Why?
Rotrum: Screw this! Die you…where is he?
MC: *Pissed* OUT OF HERE! *pushes everyone out*
Charlotte: Master Bleach does not own Bleach or any of its characters!
Gin: What are ya doin?
Charlotte: Practicing for when He asks me to do the disclaimer!
Gin: I'm doin it next!
MC: *Yawns* Hey…
Shinji: Whats wrong with you?
MC: *Sleepy* Assassination attempt…*Yawn*
Luppi: Wow! Are you okay?
MC: Ask my assassin…*Points a Rotrum*
Everyone: *Looks at rotrum*
Rotrum: What?
Golde: *Gives MC coffee* Here.
MC: *Drinks coffee* FIRST UP IS OMINIAS! *Hyper Smile*
Ominias: I dare Toshiro ('cause you're awesome!) to sit in a room beside a fire with Rangiku, Momo, and Karin, 50 bottles of sake, a soccer ball, and an intricate array of breakable valuables, like vases! Locked up, 'course.
Hitsugaya: NO! Not again!
Matsumoto: Yay!
*Toshiro, Rangiku, Momo, and Karin get locked in a room with 50 bottles of sake, a soccer ball and 100 vases*
Ominias: I dare the arrancar to make a cheerleading pyramid, with the biggest on top, and stay like that for more than 15 minuets. That includes Aizen, Gin, and Kasame. ^^x
Arrancar: NO!!!! Yammy will crush us all flat!
Yammy: Will not!
*They try to make pyramid, but Yammy crushes them all with his weight.*
MC: Medics!
*Squad 4 comes to fix broken bones*
*Multiple crashes and banging can be herd in the closet*
Hatchi: *Opens closet* Oh dear…
*Momo is out cold with a soccer ball mark on her face. Karin is looking at all 100 vases that were now broken. Toshiro was now glaring at his Lieutenant who had drunken all of the sake!*
MC: *Calmed Down* Next is Magicalnora!
Magicalnora: Ah! I love this show! How come there aint no Vizards in here?? First, *Glomps Byakuya* yep, I've joined the fan base! :) Okay, I dare hiyori to make out with shinji!! Muahahaha, 5 whole minutes!
Byakuya: I have a lot of fans…
Hiyori: What! Hell no!
Shinji: Come on. You know you want too.
Hiyori: (Censored) You!
Shinji: That too.
Hiyori: *Growls then screams* SHINJI! *Tries to slap him with slipper*
MC: Well you either kiss him, or you tongue kiss Charlotte for 5 minutes.
Charlotte: *Winks*
Hiyori: *Shudders* Fine! *Kisses Shinji for 5 seconds*
Everyone: awe…
Hiyori: SHUT UP!
MC: Next up is… StrykrWolf!
StrykrWolf: Of course I'm your fan Soi Fon, your awesome! (You beeing sexy is just a
bonus ^_^)-Get it? BEEing- Haha*Glomps Soi Fon* (again)
Well on with the dares...I dare Kukaku to dress up in a frilly pink dress and dance around singing "I'm so Happy!" (or whatever 'Happy' song you can think of) with a Gin-like smile.
Soi Fon: *Blushes* Thanks…
Kukaku: *sings*
SkykrWolf: I dare Yoruichi to be stuck in cat form when a group of rabid dogs comes running through the room!
MC: NO!
Yoruichi: *Transforms*
*Dogs run in and start chasing Yoruichi*
MC: *Sicks Grimmjow on them*
*The Doggies run away with Grimmjow chasing them*
Yoruichi: *Transforms back*
Majority of People: *Nosebleed* Wow…
Ichigo: Yoruichi! Put so clothes on!
*After everyone wakes up and Yoruichi puts clothes back on*
MC: Last up is … QuincyArcherIsABadAss!
QuincyArcherIsABadAss: LMFAO!! I dare Byakuya to dress in a stripper outfit and strip tease for..AIZEN!!
Everyone: hahahahaahaha!
Byakuya: I will not…
MC: Either Strip for Aizen …or Kiss Charlotte!
*Byakuya starts stripping for Aizen*
-A Giant explosion happens_
RabidFangirls: Yay! Hes Stripping! Take it off!
Byakuya: No! This is over!
MC: Okay that's the end of the chapter! Remember to review and vote in the poll!
Neliel: Those Fangirls are crazy!
MC: Everyone…escape!
-Everyone runs away from crazy Fangirls-
