Chapter 9

Bella, Alice, Rosalie, Edward, Jasper.

Apple Bottom Jean Jeans!!!

Boots with the fur!!

Why are you two singing that horrid song?

The song is not "horrid" you just dont understand good music.

Yeah. :op

Whatever.

Soooo? Anyone know where the muffin man lives?

Ohhhh! I know this one! He lives on perry lane!!

Thanks babayyy!

Why did you want to know that?

Pshh! s'cause me and Alice are going to go buy some of his muffins. -wonders if Rose is in her right mind-

I am perfectly normal. :o)

Are you sure about that?

What the heck is that supposed to mean?!?

Nevermind..

No. Please dazzle us with your wits. :o)

Thanks...I was giving her an insult.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Alice whats so funny?

Rosalie is fuming!

Hahaha! she so is!!!!

Thats not funny you guys.

Why not?

I'm going to KILL YOU!!!

Thats why not. :o)

Thanks for the for warning.

Sure. But how does that make you feel?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I get it.

I dont get it?

-5 seconds later-

Alice...I'm an empath!

Oh...hahahahaha! I get it now.

wow.

Don't "wow" my bffltyci!

ok?

I have calmed down now.

yayyy!

Yayyy!

Yayyy!

Yayyy!

Why is everyone yayying?

Because silly! Spongebob is on tv:o)

God how I love him...he is just so..so...so...SPONGERIFICALNESSISM!!!

Oh dear God.

pshh! lighten up bro..its an awsome way to get entertainment...and Alice?

yess?

Sponge Bob will never replace me right?:o(

Of course not sillyy!

Wow..that was pathetic..even for you two.

I thought it was a showing of intense love and deep emotion.

you are so deep sometimes.

I know its my God given talent.

I thought you said cooking was your "God given talent"?

No..I lied. -Looks all guilty- :o)

Wow.

A/N- yayy! I havent gone a day without updating yet! Funny though seeing as I HAVENT GOTTEN AS MUCH REVIEWS AS I DO WHEN I NEVER UPDATE! sorry...my little rant is over...please please please review! I beg of you! Oh and for the girl who said to tell my friend Edward hi he says hi back:o)