Posted: 10 December, 2009

Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story that is recognisable from the Harry Potter books, movies, etc. Everything else however (eg. story plot, original characters, etc.) stems from my own imagination and belongs to me. No copyright infringement is intended and I am not profiting financially from this story in any way.

Author's Note: Heard an ad on the radio about erectile dysfunction. Was wickedly inspired, snickered for a bit, then promptly started typing.

Summary: Harry Potter and the Embarrassing Problem. Harry/Luna, Harry/Cho.


Embarrassing Problem

Harry had an embarrassing problem. The kind that started well enough, with mutual nakedness, but ended in personal mortification and a dissatisfied Cho Chang. Naturally, being who he was, it wasn't long before everyone knew.

Reactions varied, from snickers to sympathy to pitying looks. He hid himself away, but Luna found him. She said she had a solution. Before he knew it, they were naked in a pool of chocolate pudding.

Things went rather better than last time. Really, much better.

"It's because chocolate is an aphrodisiac," Luna explained.

"No," he disagreed, "It wasn't the desert, it was the girl."


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