Chapter 9

Bubbles' Side

I laid in bed that night, crying and thinking about my day that I had. It was now about 9:46pm and I wasn't really tired. I sighed and filled my self with Buttercup's big tub of ice cream and Special K cereal stash while flipping through channels that night.

Boomer…baka! I thought to my self.

I was about to fill myself with another spoon of ice cream when there was a knock on the door. It must have been Buttercup and Blossom.


On the Other Side of Bubble's Door

"What do you suppose is wrong with her?" Blossom asked Buttercup worriedly.

"I don't know to tell you the truth. But what I'm for certain about is that if she doesn't open this door and give my food stash back, I will not be easy on her." she said looking irritated raising her fist.

Blossom pulled back down Buttercup's feisty fist. "Put back your guns B.C, we should try to understand what she's going through! We haven't really been with her lately and she isn't as bubbly as she used to be; she's become more toned down if you haven't noticed. Try being a little nicer to her."

"…alright then." Buttercup said putting her hand in her boxer pocket as if it was a real gun. She lightly knocked on Bubble's door.

"Dear sister that I love so much to death, may we please enter your lair before I am forced to severely injure your door." Buttercup tried saying in a nice yet kind of Barbie air head way. (when ever she tried being nice, she always ended up sounded like Chucky himself knocking at your door with his knife; which was much more…creepy.)

Blossom gave her a terrible nudge in her side. "I said to be nice not turn into Dr. Evil!" she hissed then knocking on their sister's door.

"Bubbles?" she said in a light voice. "Can we come in?"

There was silence...then suddenly...

Suddenly we heard a nasty blow of the nose and then a sniffle.

"Wow! She sounds like she's blowing out her liver in there!" Buttercup whispered cringing yet seeming excited at the same time (this kid)

"Who's there?" came a small voice.

"WHO ELSE?!?" Buttercup spat.

Blossom jerked her head in Buttercup's direction giving her a menacing glare revealing all her teeth through her tightly formed "O" shaped mouth! (she looked like the Jeepers Creepers guy)

"Uh-uh... you sister." Buttercup said while looking at Blossoms scary teeth (they looked rather pointy)

Blossom and Buttercup heard the door unlock. They walked in about 10 seconds later and were surprised to see what they saw, Kleenex all over the place!

Blossom gasped "It's like Kleenex world in here. Or Kleenex castle, Kleenex haven, or even-"

Buttercup cocked an eye brow. "And you told ME to be nice."

"Oh yea...about that." she said with a blush.


Bubbles' Side

After Blossom and Buttercup had finished 'complimenting' my room they found themselves a comfy spot on my bed.

"What's wrong Bubbles?" Blossom asked.

"You haven't been your usual self, just tell us what's wrong." Buttercup said making her way over to my dress-up box, pulling out a short shaggy black wig. "Or may I say 'Tell Opera what's wrong, child?'" she said with a grin putting on her best Opera voice.

Me and Blossom couldn't help but bust up! Seeing Buttercup strut her stuff across my room was hilarious, a real riot!

"Yea!" Blossom said recovering from the hysterics and whipping away the tears that she got from laughing. "Tell us what's been troubling you."

My sister's... they always are there for me. I thought with a sigh.

So, I told them! I told them all my troubles and let it just pour out like a never ending soap opera! I started from beginning to last and by the time I had finished, they're jaws were wide open. (so wide I could have thrown cheerio's in there and gotten a whole in one!)

There was silence...

Buttercup then fixed herself on the bed and came close to me so we met face to face.

"So. Would you like me to make it quick and easy, or just make is long, slow, and painful?" she asked.

"Huh?" I said clueless.

"I could either break and grind all his bones down to dust, crack open his head and tear out the skull and pull out his tong and chopidy-chop-chop his precious area off-"

It was Blossom's turn to be dumb. "Huh?" she said almost sounding stupid.

"Ooorrr, I could invite him to an old abandoned alley way where nobody else goes and… well you know, kick it off from there." Buttercup said cracking her fingers.

Then everything clicked!

"Buttercup! I don't want you to commit MAN SLOTTER!" I gasped.

She looked up innocently at me. "I didn't know he was a man."

I laughed. "Thanks you guys. But I think I'm gonna have to figure things out for myself."

Awwwww alright then! If you says! Now, about more juicy and more luscious things! Don't you think that Matt is cute? I mean like LOOK at him. He gave me a nose bleed!" Blossom cried.

"That must have been fun, 'eh?" Buttercup snorted!

"Not really! I was there when it happened. It was in the middle of Art class." I said growing a little more happier.

"Yea, that and the fact that Brick wouldn't stop staring too. He was all like 'Wow you get nose bleeds?' and 'You're suppose to hold your nose UP not DOWN!' "Let me help you, Boomer gets nose bleed all the time so I should know!' and blaa bla bla blaa bla bla blaa"

"Yea that was hilarious." I said laughing madly and clapping my hands.

"I bet it was truly a Hallmark moment. Too bad I missed it." Buttercup said with an eager grin.

"Oh be quiet kid. I heard from Sabrina that you burned your self in Chemistry class when Matt asked how to make a decent Floral Mix." Blossom said folding her arms triumphantly. "Aaand I also heard that Butch came to your rescue and put your finger in his mouth so it wouldn't hurt so much."

"…are you trying to make a point dear?" Buttercup questioned.

"Me? Oh no! I'm just trying to pitch to you my point!" she said with a menacing grin!

I laughed so hard.

My sister's, I loved them ever so much! I thought to myself.

"Hey, since tomorrow's Saturday, you know what you need?" Blossom said winking at Buttercup.

"What?" I said a little cluelessly.

"SHOPPING SPREE!! EEEEE!" They both screamed. I couldn't help but jump up and down on my bed.

Yes! Shopping, just what I needed.


Boomer's Side

I was flipping through the channels that were on tonight but I wasn't watching anything. I couldn't help but think about everything that happened that day. What a mistake I had made.

"BAKA!" I screamed at myself, but I was determined to make her understande.

I then stuffed a cookie crumb that I had found on my bed in my mouth...


Out Side Boomer's Door

"Hey man? What do you think could be wrong with him? Everyday for the past few days he's been locking himself up in him room just flipping through channels on TV and eating only the crumbs on his bed, it's like he's become…Anorexic! What's up with that?" Brick said racking through his hair.

"I dunno." Butch said scratching at his brow. Then he seemed to have spaced out for a couple of seconds before quickly shooting his head over to Brick.

"Dude! Do you think he could be pregnant?" he said with a gasp.

Brick looked at him with widened eyes. "WAH?!"

"Ooooo I get it… it's his time of the month now." Butch said snapping his fingers.

"Stop acting like a dunce you blockhead." Brick said taking 2 steps away from his brother.


Boomer's Side

I was about to flip through another channel and dive down for another chocolate cookie crumb when my door busting open, and Brick and Butch came barging in. I rolled my eyes.

"Yo. Dude, your TV's working right?" Butch said waltzing in with the chips.

"No." I said in a low voice. (I should have remembered to lock that darn door.)

"Cool. So uh…what's up with you?" Brick said plopping himself on my bean-bag chair and opening the 3 bags of chips he had with him.

"Nothing." I said.

"Ya sure?" Butch said opening a pop for himself "It's not your time of the month, right?"

"HUH?" I spat nearly choking on my crumb. (what did he say!!!!)

"Nothing!" Brick quickly said. "But you haven't really been acting like your self lately. So uh…what's wrong with you?"

Ooooh I get it. They were worried about me.

I perked up. "You guys are acting like chicks. I'm fine alright!" I said with a grin taking Butch's pop and taking away Brick's bag of chips. They both grinned.

"Now THAT'S the Boomer we know! You know, we should take you out bro! Tomorrow." Said Brick with a grin. I agreed. It would be cool to go out tomorrow since it was Saturday.


After a while we all sat on my bed and flipped through channels, when I saw a baseball game on I stopped it at that.

Butch leaned in and rubbed his hands together eagerly. "Yess! Baseball!"

"No!!" Brick cried unhappily. "Football is on, change it on that!"

Butch and I looked at each other, then at him and laughed. "Bro it's 2 against 1. Your just gonna have to deal with it." I said.

Brick made a hideously frightening face and moaned rolling around on my bad like a demented baby.

"Ew man! That's sick!" Butch and I cried jumping a mile away from him. Brick laughed hysterically and got up racking at his hair.

"Fine! I'm going in MY room and watching football by myself." he announced.


Butch and I were now pigging out and eating chips on the floor watching baseball when we heard a high pitched scream come from Bricks room!

BRICK!

We dropped our stuff and sped up to his room. When we got there we saw him staring at the blank TV. His face expressionless and sweat poring down his temple.

"Brick! What's wrong man?" we cried breathlessly.

He just stared at the TV, motionless and not looking at us. "I-I-I… I just saw…a rhino giving birth…It was the most scariest thing I've ever seen in my life." he said blinking at the TV blankly.

I looked and Butch and he looked back at me! Then we BUSTED UP! WHAT A RIOT! THIS WAS HILARIOUS! The guy looked so scared! Butch was rolling around on the ground with tears coming from his eyes while I was leaned up against the door with tears also coming from my eyes.

This was the most FUNNIEST thing I had ever seen in MY life! I thought to myself. I slapped my knee.

When Butch and I had recovered, we walked over to Brick and patted him on the shoulder while looking at the TV.

"Hey man! I don't see anything!" Butch said wiping the tears away.

"That's because I turned off the TV… I'm telling you… it was like a frick'n Steven King Movie!"


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Pss: Oh and Feisty, I know Japanese and I know what I'm saying dear, I deliberately made that mistake. Try reading before you post me your hate mail. Also, as you said in your spelling error infested e-mail that you sent me…the dictionary, is your friend; so use it. Arigato gozaimasu!