Fuck off. If you don't know I don't own it by now, you're either stupid or…just stupid.
Scene ThreeHarry soon found himself seated with the Weasley Twins and Kat, drinking beers and having a jovial conversation. Kat took another sip of her drink and grinned.
"Yeah, so then I said to Sherry, 'Look girl, who gives a dumbork what the world thinks? Are you here to have a good time or not?' and she was like, 'Um, I don't know, y'know. I think that like, y'know, we should be a little more, like, careful and like less disruptive and, y'know.' I of course, decided to enlighten her with my wonderful words of wisdom, so I told her, 'Hey! How many times do you live, dude? Once! You've gotta live your life to the fullest and have a major party. As some great philosophizers of the 20th century said, 'be excellent to each other,' and 'PARTY ON, DUDE!' You gotta have fun while you can!' And she was like, 'I dunno…' I think I was about to convince her to put the special candies in everyone's Easter baskets when Snape showed up."
George sat up straighter at this news.
"What'd Snape do?" he asked.
"Oh, he was his normal irritating self. Told us to stop loitering in the hallways, and to get our butts to lunch. He's such a butt."
"Yes, he does have a nice one."
"One what?"
"Butt."
Fred sighed, Kat looked at George weirdly, and Harry thought he was either drunk off his ass or about to be sick.
"What did you say, George?" Harry asked.
"I said Snape has a nice butt."
Harry's jaw hung open for a bit.
"George, how many beers have you had?"
"Not enough, unfortunately."
Fred sighed.
"You didn't know, Harry?" Fred asked. Harry shook his head. "Hm. Well our lover-boy has had his eyes on Snape since he knew hormones. Why do you think we played all those pranks on him?" Fred laughed. "Hey, George. You remember the time you tried to seduce him, then he decided to try reverse psychology and cornered you in a hallway to try and seduce you?"
"Yeah! How could I forget?! He had his tongue in my mouth! He has a great tasting tongue…"
Harry looked like he was going to be very violently ill. Kat shivered, but didn't look surprised.
"You…like Snape?" Harry asked.
"I dream about him, Harry." George replied.
"Yeah, and trust me, it's not amusing to sleep in the same room as him when he dreams about Snape," Fred said. "When are you going to make your next trip up there to try and seduce him again?"
"Tomorrow, hopefully, when we go up there to see Dumbledore."
Harry shook himself out of his shocked state when he heard of the intended visit.
"When are you guys going up?"
"Around 6, just in time for dinner! Why? You wanna come?"
"Um, sure, if I won't be intruding."
"Always room for one more!" Fred said delightedly. Harry shivered. The idea of anyone having a romantic interest in Snape, or vice versa, was vaguely disgusting to him. Some time later, when he was completely drunk off his ass, Harry somehow made it back to his room at the inn, and, after emptying the contents of his stomach into the toilet, he passed out on his bed to remain unconscious until morning.
Sorry the chapter is so short, but that's life. Next chapter should be up tomorrow at the latest. ^_^ Well, I have also realized that people have been reviewing and that I didn't know about them, so here we go. Everyone here gets a big cake!
Ran(ch5): That's just SICK! Kenken is mine, and Schu's Crawford's! ::shivers:: Ken and Schu…that's just wrong!
Notquitesara: ^_^ Chapter 8's rather long. I just write short chapters when I need to set up a scene for the next one. Then, when I finally get to the spot I wanna be at, they get longer. Like this. This chapter is setting up for the next one. The next one should be quite a bit longer, I hope. ^_^
Hippy Flower=Voldie's Kid: Kewl beans. Glad you like it. ^_^
Slashybubble: Did you know that Shakespeare invented the world Bubble! Isn't that great? Your name just made me think of that. ^_^ Mk…Wowies! ::blush:: you made me blush. Your review was so sweet! I really don't think I'm that good, but I must be good at pretending, since you love it so much. Thankies muchly! Enjoy your cake!
Ran(ch 7): The disclaimers are starting to get weaker and weaker. I just can't think of any more. Sorry about that, but I never claimed to be good. ^_^ And isn't that voice just the pits? I wish I could kill mine sometimes, but I think I'm actually schizophrenic, where as Harry just has an irritating voice. But you know what they say: just let your conscience be your guide! ::says it in a Jiminy Cricket voice:: When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are, if you really want someone to have sex with…if your heart is in your dreams, with your boyfriend on a tree…a tree? I think I'm having problems with this tree thing. Ah well.
PDCQ: O_O Thankies!
Nanono: Wows. We must be like on a psychic link or something. So bizarre. I hope it lives up to your dreams! ::grin::
JadeDragon: Thanks so much for the stuff! It was so incredibly helpful! Now I kinda know what I'm doing, as opposed to me just making it up like I WAS doing. ^_^ Thankies a ton!
Well, that's all folks. I'll get the next part up soon, I hope. Enjoy!
~Vividian
